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champierth.bsky.social
Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
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Videogame developer and occasional bass player.

Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"

Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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Women: Men are only after one thing.

Men:
A young boy watching closely as a model train passes by. Image info: from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rail_transport_modelling-Streak.jpg
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Anyone know how to detuna guitar?
an electric guitar with a carved body depicting several fish. Long description: (ok, you know me by now, this is waffle not a description) to be fair, I don't think any of the fish depicted are tuna, the bottom one looks red and grumpy, so would in an ideal world be a red snapper but almost certainly isn't, and the top one almost looks more like an eel. The image was obtained from https://www.fishguitar.com where you can get your own custom guitar made if this has piqued your interest.
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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#Charades #OneForTheBrits #SorryAmericans #ProbablySorryBritsToo

Movie and book, four words, whole thing...
A large apartment building covered in graffitied ants, a man and a woman. A large black arrow pointing to the woman. There are some flags on top of the building. Longer description (possible spoilers): The building has been mirrored, and has a total of twenty large ants drawn on it. The woman is on the left and the man is on the right, both are drawn in the style you’d find on a toilet sign. The left side has a French flag on top and the the right side a German one. Rest of this description is just license info. All images have been obtained from Wikimedia with some editing to fit the image. The main image is from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Attack_of_giant_ants_graffiti.jpg License: Sergei F, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons The man and woman are from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Man-and-woman-icon.svg License> https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Man-and-woman-icon.svg The French flag from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:France-flag-Hotel-de-la-Marine-Paris.jpg License: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:France-flag-Hotel-de-la-Marine-Paris.jpg The German flag from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sascha_Grosser_-_Deutsche_Fahne_-_German_Flag.jpg License: Sascha Grosser, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons And the arrow from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arrow_southwest.svg License: No machine-readable author provided. MarianSigler assumed (based on copyright claims)., Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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tin from Grandee cigars, image on the tin is one of those olden day blokes with the very frilly collars, and the writing on the tin says "Grandee - 5 short panatellas", the tin is on some sort of doily thing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Age yourself with gaming
"original" Master mind game box, opened with board on the left and pegs in a section of the box on the right.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Crudely edited Children in Need logo, with Pudsey's head replaced with that of Donald Trump and the word children shortened to child.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races and other shows, stood in a long overcoat, some weird racing hat with goggles, and red gloves with his hands in his pockets.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it
The blues brothers original soundtrack album cover, two men in suits sitting on a car (description ends) The two men are of course Jake and Elwood Blues, played by John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd, though sitting in the opposite order, on the hood of the Bluesmobile, an ex-police 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Madness logo that is made from a big M with a pork pie hat and feet.
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Seems more like the type to use a Mac.
A man in a long overcoat held open away from the viewer flashing to a lady who has an open mouth and holding her face in hands (description ends) Credit to GettyImages:emyerson, especially as I couldn't be arsed to even try and remove the watermark. In an ideal world I might have gone with a younger "victim", though with hindsight probably better not to have "old man flashing young girl" in my search history.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Just put tape over them, like some would with a webcam, when you're out and about...
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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#Charades #Halloween

Movie, two words, first word "The", second word, two syllables...
top half is British Trident Nuclear Submarine HMS Victorious, bottom half is a man stood in the rising knee fighting stance of the Bokator martial art. (screen readers can stop now). Both images are from Wikimedia with usage licenses as follows; UK Ministry of Defence, OGL v1.0OGL v1.0, via Wikimedia Commons Starlord1999, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Puppet on a String

#ASongOrMovieForEurovision2025
Cartoon of Trump being controlled by Putin. (screenreaders stop now if you like). This was grabbed from the link below, but didn't render a suitable thumbnail when I just added the link. All rights, yadda yadda, yadda... https://img.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/newsV2/images/201910/adf3896da34b47f683dbedb591299518.jpg
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Jack Nicholson as Colonel Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men with top text “The handle?” and bottom text “You can’t turn the handle”. If you are using a screen reader then you can stop now, in deference to people who actually need the ALT text, I am going to try in future to put my drivel at the end at least, so as to not inconvenience people any more than necessary. Who just asked if posting drivel was necessary?
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Or plan C...
a red family car in a swimming pool (not sure what type of car, looks maybe a little like a Vauxhall Astra, but the front's not quite right for that, anyway probably not relevant) The large shutterstock watermark (no pun intended) and small text underneath the image saying "www.shutterstock.com - 1569161362" make it clear where the image is from. I haven't checked the licensing, but if this doesn't count as fair use (and an advert for shutterstock) then I will withdraw the post on request (knowing full well how unlikely it is that they'll check, though I guess they could start using some content detection system, in which case my account was hacked and somebody else posted this).
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Spot the Ballroom:

We’ve carefully removed the building from the photo below, using your skill and judgement draw a circle around where you think it is. The closest entry wins a copy* of the Constitution.

*we may substitute a lower value prize, such as the actual Constitution.
A view from the rear of the US White House showing the demolished east wing, in between a US flag and the part of the building he hasn’t torn down, yet. Photo is from Reuters, I would have used a direct link but it wasn’t generating the thumbnail, so instead here’s a link https://www.reuters.com/pictures/photos-show-entire-white-house-east-wing-demolished-2025-10-24/TVG3MEVL3ZOLROUCH3EPI7GDI4 hopefully this counts as fair use.
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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#Charades

Kids TV show and book, two words, first word "the", second word two syllables
two images, one on top is a drawing of the uterus with various parts labelled, and on the bottom are a number of church below on blocks in front of a church. Unlike previous entries the placement is not significant, just for aesthetics. Like previous entries though both images are from Wikimedia and are released under CCA licenses as fo!lows https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:3D_Medical_Animation_Uterus.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Attribution: https://www.scientificanimations.com/ https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Dent_church_bells_-_geograph.org.uk_-_2356976.jpg#Licensing Attribution: The Dent church bells by Greg Fitchett
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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No, it’s just in *your* mind.
packaging from a pair of Cutter Bee scissors. Someone with a juvenile mind might think the outline resembles something vaguely phallic, but that’s definitely in your mind, not mine. There’s lots of writing on the front, but it’s really irrelevant to the reason for posting it, although given the amount of irrelevant stuff I normally put into ALT text you would be forgiven for chiding me for not putting it here.
October 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Just got mine. Much as I like doing cryptic online, there's something nice about holding something in your hand and filling it in with a pen, or in my case copious amounts of pencil and eraser. Thanks and congratulations to all involved in producing it.
Unch magazine issue 1, sitting rather proudly, as well it might, on a grey carpet. Not that sitting on a grey carpet is anything to be proud of, even I can do that.
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I just meant Bluesky is missing from here
Screenshot on iPhone from Stewart Lee’s column to highlight the list of share options which includes email, Facebook pretending to be an oscilloscope output, Xitter, some @ thing, BoxedIn, Reddit, and WhatsUp (I may have got some of those wrong) There’s a picture of Stewart, and some text but I’d recommend going to the website and read the article as it’s rather good. It’s here (sorry alt text isn’t clickable, on my devices at least) https://www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-lee-stand-up-riyadh-comedy-festival-lenny-bruce
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#Charades

Movie and book*, 6 words

*possible spoiler in ALT text
A collage of three images with one frame in the top half of a closeup of a hand of cards with a number of cards laid out on a table. The bottom left frame is of a large stream weaving into the distance with mountains in the background. The final frame is a still from a cartoon where Elmer Fudd is weeping into Bugs Bunny’s chest. The first two frames are from Wikimedia, released under Creative Commons licenses respectively listed as Sigismund von Dobschütz, CC BY-SA 3.0 <http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/>, via Wikimedia Commons Michal Klajban, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons The final frame is a still from “Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers.” All rights probably belong to Warner Brothers or whoever owns them at the moment, no way am I going to bother to look that up. *possible spoiler: . . . . . . . . . . . . The book has a very slightly different name, but still works with the given clue.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Maybe you don't know me as well as you think you do, National Lottery.
Screenshot of a notification from "The National Lottery" saying "You'll want to see this - Get £1.59 cashback if you play 2 lines in tonight's Set For Life draw. Rules and Ts&Cs apply." that was apparently sent "Yesterday, 12:42" though of course that was just yesterday when the screenshot was taken, it could well be several days in the past by now for all I know. Just to avoid confusion the screenshot was taken on 17th October 2025, so "yesterday" would have been the 16th. Who am I kidding, I've probably caused more confusion by going into such detail over an irrelevant part of the image. If you're still here, thanks for sticking with me, they're not all this rambling I promise.
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Anything sensible would set alarm bells ringing.
You’ve been kidnapped Your limiters kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help?
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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I know how you feel, Watch.
Slightly blurred Apple Watch (SE2 but that really doesn’t matter) on the slightly hairy wrist of someone (it’s me, don’t know why I said that) displaying a warning “Battery: You have 10% bat-Terry life remaining.” And a button to turn on “Low Power Mode”. It’s also displaying the time as 08:49, and a little circle with a tiny red sector (no that’s like a piece of a pie chart isn’t it? It’s not segment, that’s where you cut a circle with one straight line, arc that’s it, it’s a tiny red arc) with “10%” inside it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Just in case you thought I was being modest when I said I couldn't draw...
Extremely crude cartoon (in at least two senses) of a couple of small drones hovering be a building with seven floors, judging by the windows on the front. The drones are swearing, one saying "knob" the other saying "pussy".
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM