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“No offence, right, but you look like Bethany Black”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“No offence, right, but you look like Bethany Black”
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
Like an aunt throwing a bubble & squeak buffet, I have something for you this Boxing Day: Episode 10 is about Marie Curie! Genius, polymath, war hero & queen of sustainable fashion! Just don't touch any of her stuff.
Seriously. DON'T touch her stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Seriously. DON'T touch her stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're Dead to Me - Dead Funny History - Marie Curie - BBC Sounds
Discover Marie Curie’s radioactive legacy
www.bbc.co.uk
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Like an aunt throwing a bubble & squeak buffet, I have something for you this Boxing Day: Episode 10 is about Marie Curie! Genius, polymath, war hero & queen of sustainable fashion! Just don't touch any of her stuff.
Seriously. DON'T touch her stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Seriously. DON'T touch her stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
There may not be much new comedy on the tellybox this Christmas time, but there's a load on the wireless! Gather the folks around the radio like it's the 1940s for our family friendly comedy history show! (Or hide from your family in a dark room with us on your phone) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're Dead to Me - Dead Funny History - Kingdom of Benin - BBC Sounds
History, humour and hijinks in Benin
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There may not be much new comedy on the tellybox this Christmas time, but there's a load on the wireless! Gather the folks around the radio like it's the 1940s for our family friendly comedy history show! (Or hide from your family in a dark room with us on your phone) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
![The Muppet Christmas Carol. Gonzo as Charles Dickens (Narrator). Rizzo the Rat as himself (Co-narrator). Rizzo appears to be kissing Gonzo on his nose. The caption reads, “[RAT BOY KISS]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreih574eeazrs42wb34v7l72qx3uhnmigi6zon66nokml5m6i4uyegq@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
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GEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
GEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
I bring a gift! Christmas is a time for reflection & our episode about the Kingdom of Benin is a little bit "are we the baddies?" But it's also a time of joy & it also includes 2 jokes by Athena referencing 90s/00s pop that made me choke laughing in the 1st readthrough www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're Dead to Me - Dead Funny History - Kingdom of Benin - BBC Sounds
History, humour and hijinks in Benin
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I bring a gift! Christmas is a time for reflection & our episode about the Kingdom of Benin is a little bit "are we the baddies?" But it's also a time of joy & it also includes 2 jokes by Athena referencing 90s/00s pop that made me choke laughing in the 1st readthrough www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Happy Christmas however you spend it, Pocket Pals. I'm into one of my favourite rituals - spending 2 hours chilling in the kitchen making roast dinner with my Breakfast Of Champions
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Happy Christmas however you spend it, Pocket Pals. I'm into one of my favourite rituals - spending 2 hours chilling in the kitchen making roast dinner with my Breakfast Of Champions
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Being kept company tonight by an umbrella stand full of swords. Very festive (and handy for getting into presents in the morning) #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Being kept company tonight by an umbrella stand full of swords. Very festive (and handy for getting into presents in the morning) #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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First time ever doing #DuvetKnowItsChristmas because for the first time in THIRTY YEARS we're staying overnight at Nanna's. I'm in the spare room that has unexplained wallpaper scrapage, nightmarish curls and a wartime filing cabinet.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
First time ever doing #DuvetKnowItsChristmas because for the first time in THIRTY YEARS we're staying overnight at Nanna's. I'm in the spare room that has unexplained wallpaper scrapage, nightmarish curls and a wartime filing cabinet.
Apologies for all the Duvet Know It's Christmas spam RTs but I'm just catching up with it now & it's my favourite festive online tradition.
I keep going back to this one and laughing again
I keep going back to this one and laughing again
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Apologies for all the Duvet Know It's Christmas spam RTs but I'm just catching up with it now & it's my favourite festive online tradition.
I keep going back to this one and laughing again
I keep going back to this one and laughing again
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Me, Mum & Dulcie - Spare Room
Jim & Dani - Our Room
You & Charles - Living room sofas
Your Dad- Office
Your Mum - Attic
My Dad - Shed
My son’s gf’s list for the #duvetknowitschristmas arrangements. 10 adults, including 2 sets of divorced parents. Last line makes me howl. I have the best deal.
Jim & Dani - Our Room
You & Charles - Living room sofas
Your Dad- Office
Your Mum - Attic
My Dad - Shed
My son’s gf’s list for the #duvetknowitschristmas arrangements. 10 adults, including 2 sets of divorced parents. Last line makes me howl. I have the best deal.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me, Mum & Dulcie - Spare Room
Jim & Dani - Our Room
You & Charles - Living room sofas
Your Dad- Office
Your Mum - Attic
My Dad - Shed
My son’s gf’s list for the #duvetknowitschristmas arrangements. 10 adults, including 2 sets of divorced parents. Last line makes me howl. I have the best deal.
Jim & Dani - Our Room
You & Charles - Living room sofas
Your Dad- Office
Your Mum - Attic
My Dad - Shed
My son’s gf’s list for the #duvetknowitschristmas arrangements. 10 adults, including 2 sets of divorced parents. Last line makes me howl. I have the best deal.
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I’ve just discovered #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, where people share the funny/awkward/downright strange sleeping situations they find themselves in while visiting family. While I’m comfortably in my own home this year, when I visit my parents in their teeny retirement cottage, my bed looks like this 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’ve just discovered #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, where people share the funny/awkward/downright strange sleeping situations they find themselves in while visiting family. While I’m comfortably in my own home this year, when I visit my parents in their teeny retirement cottage, my bed looks like this 🤣
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We've banished my brother to the office.
No curtains? No problem. Gaffer tape and black card has done the job.
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
No curtains? No problem. Gaffer tape and black card has done the job.
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We've banished my brother to the office.
No curtains? No problem. Gaffer tape and black card has done the job.
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
No curtains? No problem. Gaffer tape and black card has done the job.
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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Cold landing with electric heater but festive pillow - no duvet yet though #DuvetKnowItsChristmas @rhodri.biz
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cold landing with electric heater but festive pillow - no duvet yet though #DuvetKnowItsChristmas @rhodri.biz
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I’ve been using this hashtag to frame my poor nephew’s looming experience as a lovely tradition as we set him up here for the next four nights. #Duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’ve been using this hashtag to frame my poor nephew’s looming experience as a lovely tradition as we set him up here for the next four nights. #Duvetknowitschristmas
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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We demand another photo approaching midnight with the scene lit with a table lamp #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We demand another photo approaching midnight with the scene lit with a table lamp #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
Look at this design of Zheng Yi Sao as a Vampire Therapist!
Thank you!! Obviously she’s a vampire here and I’ve taken some liberties regarding connecting her to the only female emperor of China- Wu Zetian, but I had fun coming up with her design!
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Look at this design of Zheng Yi Sao as a Vampire Therapist!
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Not long now until you-know-who comes down the chimney.
That’s right-
That’s right-
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not long now until you-know-who comes down the chimney.
That’s right-
That’s right-
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The scariest Christmas story:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The scariest Christmas story:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA