Pearl River Flow
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See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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The Great American Pyramid
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Great American Pyramid
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There's still good stuff on YouTube
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There's still good stuff on YouTube
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Just like they were going to leave New York City if Mamdani won and now they are not just staying but setting up new facilities and larger workforces?
Y’all can’t even keep the lies you’re telling for the wealthy straight anymore it’s just vapid fear mongering and open lies from the times.
Y’all can’t even keep the lies you’re telling for the wealthy straight anymore it’s just vapid fear mongering and open lies from the times.
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just like they were going to leave New York City if Mamdani won and now they are not just staying but setting up new facilities and larger workforces?
Y’all can’t even keep the lies you’re telling for the wealthy straight anymore it’s just vapid fear mongering and open lies from the times.
Y’all can’t even keep the lies you’re telling for the wealthy straight anymore it’s just vapid fear mongering and open lies from the times.
Watching someone fail at adequacy can be as beautiful as witnessing someone fall just short of an act of genius. That's why I follow all of you.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watching someone fail at adequacy can be as beautiful as witnessing someone fall just short of an act of genius. That's why I follow all of you.
I've been climbing these and waiting for some out of breath fucker to Try Me for years.
If you climb any church tower you should get to fight a bad guy at the top of it
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've been climbing these and waiting for some out of breath fucker to Try Me for years.
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Towering over them all is Tiny Tim and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, his body surrendered to the sand in a slow, irreversible negotiation with eternity. Where a boy had been, a vast segmented body took shape, ring after ring locking into immortality.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Towering over them all is Tiny Tim and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die.
Obviously, the Starship Troopers movie and book are very different things!
But this got me wondering if a re-read of the book with the lens of "this is in-universe fascist propaganda" would hold up.
But this got me wondering if a re-read of the book with the lens of "this is in-universe fascist propaganda" would hold up.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Obviously, the Starship Troopers movie and book are very different things!
But this got me wondering if a re-read of the book with the lens of "this is in-universe fascist propaganda" would hold up.
But this got me wondering if a re-read of the book with the lens of "this is in-universe fascist propaganda" would hold up.
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Merry Christmas
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Living in west tn is a lil like living in the shire except 95% of the hobbits are ranting abt how great Sauron is
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Living in west tn is a lil like living in the shire except 95% of the hobbits are ranting abt how great Sauron is
Me: Silent night. Holy night. All is calm.
My neighbor who loves guns: IT'S FIREWORKS TIME, BITCHES! WHO'S SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON CHRISTMAS? NOT YOU!!!
My neighbor who loves guns: IT'S FIREWORKS TIME, BITCHES! WHO'S SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON CHRISTMAS? NOT YOU!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Me: Silent night. Holy night. All is calm.
My neighbor who loves guns: IT'S FIREWORKS TIME, BITCHES! WHO'S SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON CHRISTMAS? NOT YOU!!!
My neighbor who loves guns: IT'S FIREWORKS TIME, BITCHES! WHO'S SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON CHRISTMAS? NOT YOU!!!
why are people subjecting me to the thoughts of "Mark Cuban," who is not even Cuban? Sicko shit.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
why are people subjecting me to the thoughts of "Mark Cuban," who is not even Cuban? Sicko shit.
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got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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yea okay i don't need anything from santa, this is perfect thx
Merry Christmas from Ron Perlman explaining to Ian McShane what a furry is
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
yea okay i don't need anything from santa, this is perfect thx
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be nice to us, or you’ll end up on the naughty list
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
be nice to us, or you’ll end up on the naughty list
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Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.
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Strong @pearlriverflow.com vibes here.
At the Plum Island Museum of Lost Toys and Curiosities, one-time treasures bring back memories and are a reminder of the eternal life of plastic waste. n.pr/4540mx9
At this museum, the tide brings in odd treasures that become a lasting lesson
At the Plum Island Museum of Lost Toys and Curiosities, one-time treasures bring back memories and are a reminder of the eternal life of plastic waste.
n.pr
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Strong @pearlriverflow.com vibes here.
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when you're mean to Bothriolepis, this is who you're being mean to
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
when you're mean to Bothriolepis, this is who you're being mean to
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Hey everybody it's your angry neighborhood firefighter here to remind you that houses can fully engage in 7 minutes and since the US doesn't pay us stations are closing around the country.
You'll be fucking lucky if we get to you in 20 minutes.
You'll be fucking lucky if we get to you in 20 minutes.
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey everybody it's your angry neighborhood firefighter here to remind you that houses can fully engage in 7 minutes and since the US doesn't pay us stations are closing around the country.
You'll be fucking lucky if we get to you in 20 minutes.
You'll be fucking lucky if we get to you in 20 minutes.
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After reading The Raven a high school classmate asked if poetry existed before Edgar Allen Poe, and what did they call it?
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
After reading The Raven a high school classmate asked if poetry existed before Edgar Allen Poe, and what did they call it?
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why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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New Orleans, Louisiana everybody
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
New Orleans, Louisiana everybody
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Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers