Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
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See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
My D&D tables have had a surprising number of journalists, which goes very well when it's time to introduce a new NPC the party wants to question.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
My D&D tables have had a surprising number of journalists, which goes very well when it's time to introduce a new NPC the party wants to question.
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
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mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
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$50 RECEIVED! I JUST NEED ANOTHER $50 NOW!
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
$50 RECEIVED! I JUST NEED ANOTHER $50 NOW!
I remember having to explain to my child about Mexico's superior candies and it was harder than any child having to learn about lesbians
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I remember having to explain to my child about Mexico's superior candies and it was harder than any child having to learn about lesbians
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I'm gonna run for POTUS on the platform of trying the current admin for treason & reestablishing America as Snack Capital of the World. We will fund the best scientists to develop snacks that can finally beat Asia's. Even these vegan Korean yangnyeom chicken puffs shaped like little drumsticks
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I'm gonna run for POTUS on the platform of trying the current admin for treason & reestablishing America as Snack Capital of the World. We will fund the best scientists to develop snacks that can finally beat Asia's. Even these vegan Korean yangnyeom chicken puffs shaped like little drumsticks
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Best writing, academic or popular, about floodplains?
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Best writing, academic or popular, about floodplains?
Florida is gonna beat you to it, and grab both panhandles, after Mississippi and Alabama merge
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Florida is gonna beat you to it, and grab both panhandles, after Mississippi and Alabama merge
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
but without that dangling bit, you just don't get Lil Illinois
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
but without that dangling bit, you just don't get Lil Illinois
I know! I did it on purpose! hahahhahhaaaaaaaaaa
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I know! I did it on purpose! hahahhahhaaaaaaaaaa
bsky viral, baby!
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
bsky viral, baby!
I've got a lot of new followers! Welcome! I talk about Mississippi a lot, and I use the real county names, because there's a ton of mistakes that end up on maps on the internet. So if you need to talk about our state, PLEASE use the OFFICIAL map of the REAL county names in Mississippi!
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I've got a lot of new followers! Welcome! I talk about Mississippi a lot, and I use the real county names, because there's a ton of mistakes that end up on maps on the internet. So if you need to talk about our state, PLEASE use the OFFICIAL map of the REAL county names in Mississippi!
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General von Paulus, when Hitler demanded to know why he lost the Battle of Stalingrad:
They’re constantly growing new single guys on a big farm
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
General von Paulus, when Hitler demanded to know why he lost the Battle of Stalingrad:
That's because it's really Gifshor county
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That's because it's really Gifshor county
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Know who needs to be shamed? All people shaming people who have to beg for their survival online. Oh that fucks up your viewing experience? They're leeches who need to get a job? Glad life's a piece of cake for you. You sound every bit the rancid selfish capitalist who's the reason folks need help.
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Know who needs to be shamed? All people shaming people who have to beg for their survival online. Oh that fucks up your viewing experience? They're leeches who need to get a job? Glad life's a piece of cake for you. You sound every bit the rancid selfish capitalist who's the reason folks need help.
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get used to it, giant lobsters!
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
get used to it, giant lobsters!
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Remember, Bluesky is still a little sensitive.
November 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Remember, Bluesky is still a little sensitive.
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Websites and forums are good.
Can't have forums because we have Reddit, we can't have community sites now because everyone needs to be at twitter, can't even have something as simple as a personal webpage now because almost no one uses the internet that isn't in the same 7-10 sites at most.
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Websites and forums are good.
and don't you DARE come at me disrespecting Knightrider, what GEORGE ROMERO considers his FINEST FILM?!
It stars Ed Harris! Was filmed at ren faires! It's about a motorcycle jousting gang that does shows. It's great. Tons of awesome cameos including Brother Blue as Merlin
It stars Ed Harris! Was filmed at ren faires! It's about a motorcycle jousting gang that does shows. It's great. Tons of awesome cameos including Brother Blue as Merlin
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
and don't you DARE come at me disrespecting Knightrider, what GEORGE ROMERO considers his FINEST FILM?!
It stars Ed Harris! Was filmed at ren faires! It's about a motorcycle jousting gang that does shows. It's great. Tons of awesome cameos including Brother Blue as Merlin
It stars Ed Harris! Was filmed at ren faires! It's about a motorcycle jousting gang that does shows. It's great. Tons of awesome cameos including Brother Blue as Merlin
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A camera doorbell does not protect anything. It’s a passive recording! It allows you to get mad at the Amazon driver for putting your shitty package where you didn’t want it! Throw them shits in the goddam trash!
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
A camera doorbell does not protect anything. It’s a passive recording! It allows you to get mad at the Amazon driver for putting your shitty package where you didn’t want it! Throw them shits in the goddam trash!
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we did get this out of it tho
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
we did get this out of it tho
I unironically love this movie and you NEED to see this poster. The helmets are as good as it gets. This is Roger Corman's finest film, this is his Knightrider.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I unironically love this movie and you NEED to see this poster. The helmets are as good as it gets. This is Roger Corman's finest film, this is his Knightrider.
weird move for a total horndog but I respect it. Just defaulting to hot vampire ladies.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
weird move for a total horndog but I respect it. Just defaulting to hot vampire ladies.