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DJ/actor/model/failson/dipshit/shitposter. Glory to you, and your house
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I've been 3d printing whistles to hand out against ICE, if anyone wants to kick me a few bucks for my next roll of filament:

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Fuck ICE
You can get away with it.
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Thank you folks who have been hitting the wishlist! Tomorrow I plan to set up another one for a second group in Minneapolis. The more stormtroopers they send to Minnesota, the more help we'll send. Because fuck those guys. 💓
For those outside Chicago: we have an Amazon wishlist!

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The thing that lori lightfoot and i have in common is a difficulty finding men's clothing that fits and looks flattering. However she can probably afford to hire a guy to help her dress
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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you ever think about how, if they wanted to, the dems could just ban corporate donations within their own party instead of waiting for campaign finance reform?
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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As always: Be gay, do crime!

DO post about being gay!
DO NOT post about doing crime!
Folks, I am literally begging you, if you're going to engage in, shall we say, alternative means of financial or other protest against this government, DO NOT ANNOUNCE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

PLEASE.
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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If you antagonize me in my mentions I am allowed to invoke Large Account Castle Doctrine and quote you into the feeds of my beloved horde and mute you and mute the conversation and never think about you ever again
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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What if you didn’t have to look it up
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The disincentives toward organized political violence are evaporating
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Every one of these announcements reads to me as "we don't have enough people and supplies to occupy more than one city at a time"
Also: " Border Patrol officials also plan to send all nonlethal weapons housed in Chicago to Minnesota, according to the documents."
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
From a lamp post
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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KATU has confirmed CBP agents shot two people in Portland

katu.com/news/local/i...
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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This is the thing about the "Don't give them the pretext to send in more feds" arguments. The administration is using its own murder of an unarmed civilian as the pretext to send in more agents. They do not need a pretext and will invent them if they want.
Trump Administration Deploying More Border Patrol Agents to Minnesota
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Kristi noem public appearances near me
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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For the record, Tetris PTSD post exposure prophylaxis does work and you should play it whenever you come out of a high stress situation
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Seems like a vibe shift
January 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Moron
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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What ICE was up to in Minnesota before they murdered a woman
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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ken jennings has a captive audience of millions of americans over 60 he should just sit down and read the communist manifesto for an episode to see how it goes
January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It's not a "reeducation camp" it's an "ideological correctional center
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM