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Pearl River Flow
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Don't let your next cargo of 26 thousand long tons of taconite ore pellets be your last
rehash of "The myth of consensual sex" meme, retitled "The Myth of Consensual Shipping," with the Edmund Fitzgerald and Taconite ore pebbles saying "I consent" while Lake Superior says "I don't" and the bottom text of "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I'm really glad everyone else saw this guy because he's been following me around for years
photo taken from near the ground of a man in a brilliant many-fringed yellow-green-purple spectacular clown otufit with a black mask and feathers on black taped stilts looming over the camera, with buildings and street signs in the background. Tittled "Chief Shaka Zulu performs during the 82nd National Folk Festival on Saturday, Nov. 8, 2025, in Jackson. Credit: Eric Shelton/Mississippi Today"
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Me: I can't come over tonight, bae. The skies of November have turned gloomy.
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
Color photo of the red/white and yellow boat EDMUND FITZGERALD on a clear day. It is shot head on so you can see the wake the freighter is building up
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I was less impressed by my chard marketing idea, a series of "Die Chard" posters, which never made it past "shitpost" unfortunately
explosions with rainbow chard bundles flying out of them and a flat "DIE CHARD 2 CHARD HARDER" text sort of on the bottom
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The chard pic has me remembering that time about 10 years ago I made a photoshop for a kale sale because this is how I am
Photoshopped "License to Kill" poster with James Bond replaced by big bundles of lacinato "dinosaur" kale. Starring "Brassica Dalton" and titled "Lacinato to Kale"
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES
WEATHER.GOV graphic showing a limited "freeze" possible" warning in mid-south MS and an "elevated, "freeze likely" warning from Jackson on north.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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IT'S NOT A REAL PROFESSION YOU'RE JUST A SUBSET OF WHATEVER INDUSTRY YOU'RE MANAGING
screenshot from Andor where Andor is really fucking happy about shooting a guy while mon Mothma is horrified
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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16 bit screenshot of Wolverine facing Apocalypse on a giant red screen, saying "You.. you're muted. Change your background, bub"
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Dracula vs. Belmont screenshot from the beginning of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, made so that Dracula is saying "Do you have any idea what my candle budget is like? It's like that dril tweet"
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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photo of small monkey in the grass in a bit of shade that may be a person. In the bottom the text window from Morrowind says "with this character's capture, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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FINALLY
screenshot of old King of the Hill, Dale Gribble at his computer in a sweat-stained wife beater, smoking a cigarette
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Screenshot, "King of the Hill," Hank Hill with eyes closed, having absolutely had enough of this
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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goddamnit jen
Screenshot, Star Trek: TNG. Riker telling data "Not this time"
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Sorry I got my indoor space ready for my plants and the goddess decided that we're getting Summer 2 instead
weather graph for JAN showing temperatures rolling from a low of 43 tonight to lows of 64 by Friday
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Wait WHEN did Twin Peaks come out?
Comic panel, close up of a man shouting as colored outlines of himself tumble past and the years in text balloons are overhead
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Gar week 2025?
Party on, Wayne. Party on, GARth.
Still from "Wayne's World," Wayne and Garth in the diner, but an alligator Gar's head is crudely photoshopped onto Garth
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Ben Grimm, notoriously cool about threesomes vs the square captain America
Panel from 70s comic, The Thing lets them go
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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When it was finished in 1928, the temple theater in Meridian, Mississippi, had the second largest stage in the United States, second only to the Roxy in NYC. The population was around 30k people then, almost the same as it is now.
The acoustics in here are incredible, by the way.
plain yellow brick building common of the moorish revival style, with byzantine brickwork at the roof and doors and small narrow slit windows
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Found one that broke loose from the flock
photo of the bottom half of a toilet smashed in the very green weeds and decaying leaf litter
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Screenshot from a video of Mamdani saying "Truly, you need to stop"
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, THIS IS NOT "NICK JUDIN" this is country music star James McMurtry, a simple anagram for "Crummy Mars Jet" because the Illuminati know these monkeys WENT TO MARS ON AN ELON MUSK JET
THE PIECES ARE ALL THERE, SHEEPLE
LOW REZ PHOTO OF A YOUNG MAN WHO KIND OF VAGUELY LOOKS LIKE JAMES MCMURTRY
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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PRF ATM
CLUMSY photoshop of the "Pepe Silivia" meme from "It's Always Sunny" with Charlie standing in front of a classic pinboard full of paper and thread, with maps of Mississippi and photos from this case imposed on it
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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me RN
CLUMSY photoshop not indicative of my quality work, of the "Pepe Silivia" meme from "It's Always Sunny" with Charlie standing in front of a classic pinboard full of paper and thread, with maps of Mississippi and photos from this case imposed on it
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Now it's three monkeys and this is the second paragraph in the most recent update to this story. I am now a full-blown Monkey Conspiracy Theorist.
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text, "It remained unclear who owns the monkeys, who was transporting them and where they were being taken when the truck crashed on Interstate 59 north of Heidelberg. Authorities have said most of the 21 monkeys were killed but haven’t elaborated on just what occurred."
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I present my wife's 2015 birthday gift, all from La Brioche.
photo of 8 assorted pastries
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM