Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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No lizard is forever
And the weather is to blame
it's hard to hold onto branches
It's time for cold iguana rain
And the weather is to blame
it's hard to hold onto branches
It's time for cold iguana rain
The NWS confirmed that plummeting temperatures will cause green iguanas to lose consciousness & fall from trees, marking the 3rd consecutive year the agency has been forced to warn Florida residents that iguanas seize up when it gets cold. Read more below...
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees
State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that’s just good life advice in Florida generally.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
No lizard is forever
And the weather is to blame
it's hard to hold onto branches
It's time for cold iguana rain
And the weather is to blame
it's hard to hold onto branches
It's time for cold iguana rain
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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James Bond is an English guy right? So why can’t he just regenerate like Doctor Who?
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
James Bond is an English guy right? So why can’t he just regenerate like Doctor Who?
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Rick Scott was CEO of a large, for-profit healthcare company called HCA. While Rick Scott was CEO, HCA stole so much money from Medicare they were fined $1.7 Billion.
Rick Scott told me his plan would be to take all of the remaining ACA subsidies and redistribute them to HSA accounts and people can then buy whatever insurance a state certifies. Basically a repeal/replace.
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Rick Scott was CEO of a large, for-profit healthcare company called HCA. While Rick Scott was CEO, HCA stole so much money from Medicare they were fined $1.7 Billion.
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If Voyager had been made today, the entire first season would cover the events of the first 20 minutes of the pilot, Caretaker. Then in the last 10 minutes of the 6th and final episode they get pulled into the Delta Quadrant. The episode ends with the EMH coming online for the first time.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If Voyager had been made today, the entire first season would cover the events of the first 20 minutes of the pilot, Caretaker. Then in the last 10 minutes of the 6th and final episode they get pulled into the Delta Quadrant. The episode ends with the EMH coming online for the first time.
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Edmund Fitzgerald day is good, it’s important for everyone to fear & respect Lake Superior
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Edmund Fitzgerald day is good, it’s important for everyone to fear & respect Lake Superior
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
Don't let your next cargo of 26 thousand long tons of taconite ore pellets be your last
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't let your next cargo of 26 thousand long tons of taconite ore pellets be your last
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
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we didn't immediately get a single all-time folk rock ballad out of the big boat getting stuck, huge L for millennials and zoomers
Ok I had no idea the Edmund Fitzgerald was a contemporary thing for the song, this is like his Toby Keith 9/11 song but about transporting taconite pellets
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
we didn't immediately get a single all-time folk rock ballad out of the big boat getting stuck, huge L for millennials and zoomers
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Mississippians needed this guide in the '90s when everyone was scared of the New Madrid Fault.
![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mississippians needed this guide in the '90s when everyone was scared of the New Madrid Fault.
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
I'm really glad everyone else saw this guy because he's been following me around for years
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm really glad everyone else saw this guy because he's been following me around for years
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Listening respectfully but internally chanting “SNOOTS SNOOTS SNOOTS;” hooting and hollering
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Listening respectfully but internally chanting “SNOOTS SNOOTS SNOOTS;” hooting and hollering
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it’s November 10th, the Anniversary of Worf and Jadzia!
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
it’s November 10th, the Anniversary of Worf and Jadzia!
everyone knows this! at local county supervisor meeting in yazoo cities everyone knows this! The "1000 jobs" are 990 temporary construction jobs, 5 janitors and 5 security guards.
Microsoft and Google say data centers will create thousands of jobs in Chile, but an analysis of permit filings by @restofworld.org shows only a small number of potential positions — and most are not skilled IT jobs, but those in security and cleaning. restofworld.org/2025/data-ce...
Microsoft, Google say their data centers create thousands of jobs. Their permit filings say otherwise
Chile and tech giants promise economy-wide impact but permits show fewer onsite jobs after construction.
restofworld.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
everyone knows this! at local county supervisor meeting in yazoo cities everyone knows this! The "1000 jobs" are 990 temporary construction jobs, 5 janitors and 5 security guards.
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literally what's happening at a species / planetary scale
getting a more powerful GPU to heat my apartment in the winter
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
literally what's happening at a species / planetary scale
"Alright Misters Pool, enough screwing around. This slaughterhouse is designed very specifically to prevent the carcass from ever hitting the floor. Letting the bodies hit the floor is a very serious USDA violation and I won't stand for it."
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Alright Misters Pool, enough screwing around. This slaughterhouse is designed very specifically to prevent the carcass from ever hitting the floor. Letting the bodies hit the floor is a very serious USDA violation and I won't stand for it."
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If the War on Terror were Orwell's Animal Farm, today we come to the last page.
Al-Qaeda in Syria's Ex-Commander Enlists in The War on Terror
They always said al-Qaeda would one day make its way to the White House. Turns out it's not for a suicide bombing but a handshake
www.forever-wars.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If the War on Terror were Orwell's Animal Farm, today we come to the last page.
Me: I can't come over tonight, bae. The skies of November have turned gloomy.
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: I can't come over tonight, bae. The skies of November have turned gloomy.
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
My Saturday night:
Me: It's the punk showcase at the National Folk Festival. I doubt it'll go hard. I'll sit here and drink my beer and vibe.
Band: Fuck Trump!
I shout 'hell yeah!"
Band: Fuck Tate Reeves!
I stand up.
Band: Fuck the police!
I chug the beer
Band: And fuck ICE!
I crush it and jump in
Me: It's the punk showcase at the National Folk Festival. I doubt it'll go hard. I'll sit here and drink my beer and vibe.
Band: Fuck Trump!
I shout 'hell yeah!"
Band: Fuck Tate Reeves!
I stand up.
Band: Fuck the police!
I chug the beer
Band: And fuck ICE!
I crush it and jump in
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My Saturday night:
Me: It's the punk showcase at the National Folk Festival. I doubt it'll go hard. I'll sit here and drink my beer and vibe.
Band: Fuck Trump!
I shout 'hell yeah!"
Band: Fuck Tate Reeves!
I stand up.
Band: Fuck the police!
I chug the beer
Band: And fuck ICE!
I crush it and jump in
Me: It's the punk showcase at the National Folk Festival. I doubt it'll go hard. I'll sit here and drink my beer and vibe.
Band: Fuck Trump!
I shout 'hell yeah!"
Band: Fuck Tate Reeves!
I stand up.
Band: Fuck the police!
I chug the beer
Band: And fuck ICE!
I crush it and jump in
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If they're still making movies in 15-20 years there will be multiple Oscar noms for playing "remorseful / reflective former ICE agent who knows how Complicated history is"
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If they're still making movies in 15-20 years there will be multiple Oscar noms for playing "remorseful / reflective former ICE agent who knows how Complicated history is"
I could never be a men's rights guy. Everything I've ever done to impress, attract or improve my standing with a man, self included, has been a disaster. But every time I just do what a woman tells or asks me to do it's been great. Catch me out here just following some lady around.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I could never be a men's rights guy. Everything I've ever done to impress, attract or improve my standing with a man, self included, has been a disaster. But every time I just do what a woman tells or asks me to do it's been great. Catch me out here just following some lady around.