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eli yudin
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· Aug 23
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February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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it’s almost like they’re not negotiating in good faith. how troubling
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
it’s almost like they’re not negotiating in good faith. how troubling
when your body lies to you about having to poop it’s like. what are we, 6? yeah “you got me” i guess. what a waste of fucking time. grow up.
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
when your body lies to you about having to poop it’s like. what are we, 6? yeah “you got me” i guess. what a waste of fucking time. grow up.
and in newsletters that aren’t mine, obviously @joshgondelman.bsky.social ‘s rocks
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
and in newsletters that aren’t mine, obviously @joshgondelman.bsky.social ‘s rocks
i promise i'll write something fun next week :) www.humbleoffering.com/no-that-webs...
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i promise i'll write something fun next week :) www.humbleoffering.com/no-that-webs...
playing PUBG. come and yell at me for picking up a gun you don’t like or playing wrong, in general (please don’t) www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
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PUBG (Pitiful Unc Bald Gamer)
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February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
playing PUBG. come and yell at me for picking up a gun you don’t like or playing wrong, in general (please don’t) www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
the schulz estate could afford to be a little more selective. they’re giving it away for. well, Peanuts
Ever since @eliyudin.com pointed out just how many Peanuts collaborations there were, I get an ad for a different one almost every day. It’s insane
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
the schulz estate could afford to be a little more selective. they’re giving it away for. well, Peanuts
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
you’d think, given that current events are unfortunately definitely going to be taught as a notable part of US history, democrats would have some interest in not being recorded as stuttering dweebs who spent the whole time shoved in a metaphorical locker
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
you’d think, given that current events are unfortunately definitely going to be taught as a notable part of US history, democrats would have some interest in not being recorded as stuttering dweebs who spent the whole time shoved in a metaphorical locker
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
*looking at this hat for 25 minutes* it seems inspired by tokyo
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
*looking at this hat for 25 minutes* it seems inspired by tokyo
european followers, is “moomin” as big of a property as i am being encouraged to believe. does everyone over there know and love this cow(?)
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
european followers, is “moomin” as big of a property as i am being encouraged to believe. does everyone over there know and love this cow(?)
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Thoroughly enjoying the Humble Offering newsletter from @eliyudin.com to the point where I let out an “oh yay!” when I see it in my inbox on Mondays.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Thoroughly enjoying the Humble Offering newsletter from @eliyudin.com to the point where I let out an “oh yay!” when I see it in my inbox on Mondays.
www.humbleoffering.com/i-am-a-snow-...
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i’m playing half sword with the go off kings on wednesday. i got a damn half sword just thinking about it.
ObscureTube! Verne Troyer! Half Sword with Eli Yudin! Super Bowl commercials! Now that's a damn schedule!
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
i’m playing half sword with the go off kings on wednesday. i got a damn half sword just thinking about it.
the people at the top have been exposed. now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down.
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 PM
the people at the top have been exposed. now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down.
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
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One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
streaming in ~10 minutes at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
the only stream where you both get gripping gameplay and extended discussion of John McCrae from CAKE’s goatee
the only stream where you both get gripping gameplay and extended discussion of John McCrae from CAKE’s goatee
January 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
streaming in ~10 minutes at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
the only stream where you both get gripping gameplay and extended discussion of John McCrae from CAKE’s goatee
the only stream where you both get gripping gameplay and extended discussion of John McCrae from CAKE’s goatee
had this soda tonight and that’s exactly what i’d give it brother
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
had this soda tonight and that’s exactly what i’d give it brother
new newsletter at humbleoffering.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
new newsletter at humbleoffering.com
idk why but seeing this guy walking towards me feels like i’m about to be sued by Sprite
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
idk why but seeing this guy walking towards me feels like i’m about to be sued by Sprite
ok last one. Phoenix Wright looks so different with his hair down
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
ok last one. Phoenix Wright looks so different with his hair down