Pinned
Honking in Morse code so the people in front of me know the show their kids are watching is really annoying.
Learning Swedish is pretty fun, if only for the thrill of knowing the names of stuff at Ikea. My latest favorite is a duvet cover called Hamnsenap (port mustard).
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Learning Swedish is pretty fun, if only for the thrill of knowing the names of stuff at Ikea. My latest favorite is a duvet cover called Hamnsenap (port mustard).
Wendy’s Carvers💕
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wendy’s Carvers💕
The Mistletoe Jam (Everybody Kiss Somebody)
YouTube video by Luther Vandross - Topic
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November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mrs Claus like 🤶🏻 “I know a guy who is at his Limit…”
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Mrs Claus like 🤶🏻 “I know a guy who is at his Limit…”
Mountain Dew should have a Christmas song.
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Mountain Dew should have a Christmas song.
What do you mean there isn’t a Imax 3D showing of Nuremberg??
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What do you mean there isn’t a Imax 3D showing of Nuremberg??
I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
I’m a roast comedian but only for making fun of flatware at Crate&Barrel via text with my sister.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m a roast comedian but only for making fun of flatware at Crate&Barrel via text with my sister.
Going on record as wanting a Matteo Lane and Nick Smith Christmas album.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Going on record as wanting a Matteo Lane and Nick Smith Christmas album.
People love the way she says Hamnet
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People love the way she says Hamnet
Lablubloods- Labubus with Tom Selleck mustaches
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Lablubloods- Labubus with Tom Selleck mustaches
I’m a Luddite for cars with real keys.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m a Luddite for cars with real keys.
I love that I live in a time with a Price Is Right channel.
I don’t love that it plays the same 8 commercials over and over (one of them being a “thank your congressman” ad).
But I have grown to love the Lenovo jingle/audio branding.
I don’t love that it plays the same 8 commercials over and over (one of them being a “thank your congressman” ad).
But I have grown to love the Lenovo jingle/audio branding.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love that I live in a time with a Price Is Right channel.
I don’t love that it plays the same 8 commercials over and over (one of them being a “thank your congressman” ad).
But I have grown to love the Lenovo jingle/audio branding.
I don’t love that it plays the same 8 commercials over and over (one of them being a “thank your congressman” ad).
But I have grown to love the Lenovo jingle/audio branding.
Gonna be salty about that bullshit yellow on Ouattara all day.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gonna be salty about that bullshit yellow on Ouattara all day.
I don’t know who the hell I thought I was when I bought four bunches of spinach.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don’t know who the hell I thought I was when I bought four bunches of spinach.
Every time I see the trailer for The Bride! I crack up at Christian Bale saying “Till death do us part”
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every time I see the trailer for The Bride! I crack up at Christian Bale saying “Till death do us part”
I usually dress up as a beatnik for Halloween at work and every year no one knows what a beatnik is so I might go a little more current this year and dress up as the Soy Bomb guy.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I usually dress up as a beatnik for Halloween at work and every year no one knows what a beatnik is so I might go a little more current this year and dress up as the Soy Bomb guy.
It would be a little funny if protein powders accelerate the decline of society.
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It would be a little funny if protein powders accelerate the decline of society.
How do I stop saying “See ya!” to people I will never see again?
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How do I stop saying “See ya!” to people I will never see again?
Reese’s Oreos are incredible.
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reese’s Oreos are incredible.
It’s awesome to meet someone who says what I’ve been saying for years- Christmas should be in January. There might be dozens of us out there.
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s awesome to meet someone who says what I’ve been saying for years- Christmas should be in January. There might be dozens of us out there.
I’m really good at retail jobs because I’m part Iowan.
September 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m really good at retail jobs because I’m part Iowan.
Found a spider in my loofah after using it so that’s a series wrap on loofahs for this gal.
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Found a spider in my loofah after using it so that’s a series wrap on loofahs for this gal.
Brentford scores then Sunderland penalty. That’s what I get for feeling joy.
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Brentford scores then Sunderland penalty. That’s what I get for feeling joy.
Bakers across America anxiously awaiting the photos of the Swift Kelce wedding cake knowing that’s what they’ll be doing for the next 5 years.
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bakers across America anxiously awaiting the photos of the Swift Kelce wedding cake knowing that’s what they’ll be doing for the next 5 years.