eli yudin
@eliyudin.com
comedian :( also @whatatimepod.bsky.social instagram.com/yahootoolbar twitch.tv/pig_dog
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
if you get up early there’s so much more of the day to be tired for!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
if you get up early there’s so much more of the day to be tired for!
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
i forgot what i was going to put here
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i forgot what i was going to put here
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
i don’t know enough about the NBA to write about it but if i did? you better believe i’d have a column named Double Drivel
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i don’t know enough about the NBA to write about it but if i did? you better believe i’d have a column named Double Drivel
getting my shit wrecked in tarkov www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
getting my shit wrecked in tarkov www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
put my oregon trail stream on youtube if you need some soothing background noise (where a child contracts typhoid repeatedly) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZN...
Oregon Trail Absolutely Demolished By Bald Teacher
YouTube video by Pigdog
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
put my oregon trail stream on youtube if you need some soothing background noise (where a child contracts typhoid repeatedly) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZN...
from: professoroak@kantolab.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
from: professoroak@kantolab.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com
bulb asar
the frustration the epstein investigators must have felt having to go through thousands of emails of old men sending each other entire copy/pasted WSJ articles with broken formatting
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the frustration the epstein investigators must have felt having to go through thousands of emails of old men sending each other entire copy/pasted WSJ articles with broken formatting
what’s up with all the emails coming from “jeevacation” anyways. like did they only ever crack his alt OOO email? def feels like these were all tapped out haphazardly on an iphone
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
what’s up with all the emails coming from “jeevacation” anyways. like did they only ever crack his alt OOO email? def feels like these were all tapped out haphazardly on an iphone
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
i don’t know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i don’t know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
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"We're the Neopets on a long forgotten account of God" - @eliyudin.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"We're the Neopets on a long forgotten account of God" - @eliyudin.com
the people demanded it. brayed for it like donkeys. scratched at my door until their fingers bled. eliyudin.bigcartel.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the people demanded it. brayed for it like donkeys. scratched at my door until their fingers bled. eliyudin.bigcartel.com
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tonight at 6 eastern i will attempt what i never could as a child... to traverse the dangers of the oregon trail in search of a better life twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
tonight at 6 eastern i will attempt what i never could as a child... to traverse the dangers of the oregon trail in search of a better life twitch.tv/pig_dog
if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the “oldest living person” awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the “oldest living person” awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be