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julia 🦄
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writer ∞ monstrum, created thing ∞ adult orcish female ∞ acct managed by @hypv.bsky.social ∞ it/she
not many people know this, but jesus was an early pioneer of probability theory. when he handed out a few fish to feed two thousand people that was the world's first poisson distribution
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i've learned that there's a contingent of people who give frankenstein's creature the fan name "adam", and even setting aside the literary point of it being nameless, if you're talking about the del toro film and want a bible allusion then the symbolism makes it very clear the creature is jesus
there should be a separate internet for the people who only watch a film once it comes out on streaming
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i have not watched GDT's Frankenstein but i am firm in my belief that it needs a tie-in adventure/fighting game like the 90s Kenneth Branagh one did on the Sega CD. and they need to keep in elizabeth's roll attack
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the ao3 survey results are so funny. bi women be writing smutty fanfic
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
sometimes a quote is a question, sometimes it is not but it is contained at the end of a question. it's nice to be able to distinguish these two cases
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
lukewarm take: the scotus decision you should be worried about isn't obergefell, but lawrence
this should be a surprise to no one, and if you were myopically focused on an nonactualized threat to same-sex marriage over the already happening attacks on queer—especially trans!—people then you should rethink what you're doing
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this should be a surprise to no one, and if you were myopically focused on an nonactualized threat to same-sex marriage over the already happening attacks on queer—especially trans!—people then you should rethink what you're doing
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
my words to colonel miles quaritch above the hallelujah mountains of pandora
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
kings supporting kings
Guillermo del Toro says he has seen all 3 ‘AVATAR’ films and calls them “masterpieces”

“I know where it’s going and I think it’s going to surprise a lot of people… I can say there are very few Americans that have created an entire mythology”

(Source: Konbini/TikTok)
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
so surely the conclusion to draw from last night is that the Dems engineered the shutdown not to protect the ACA or medicaid but to drive turnout to win a couple governor races
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it is kinda cute when someone thinks a senate election will be decided by something the incumbant did three or five years prior
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
anyway i jazzed up the mediocre $6 loss-leader costco pumpkin pie with whipped cream and candied walnuts
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bf suggested we just buy a can of cool whip instead of making our own whipped cream, and does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's such a joy when someone you've met irl writes a bad essay for a newspaper and becomes the subject of discourse
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the problem with rules light ttrpgs that have a few flexible action categories where the players are encouraged to be creative about which to use is that then they try to contort everything to be their best action even when it's patent nonsense
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it was kind of senate democrats to—so quickly after an election that had the populace happy with their party—take the opportunity to remind everyone that voting for them isn't a solution
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
do you want to have the aloof wife, or do you want to be the aloof wife?
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
we should ban fantasy novels after the revolution, can't risk silicone valley happening again
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
today is europeans' 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
there should be a separate internet for the people who only watch a film once it comes out on streaming
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
why not 100 year mortgage? why not 1000 year mortgage? you're gonna die first anyway
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
kraft karbonara – made with real cream!
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my reaction when i see buttigieg snub mamdani
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
book review: better than tGinW, worse than every book in tMBotF, biggest crime was reminding me that i'd rather he'd have finished WiS
i want to buy a beer for whoever taught steven erikson about biphobia
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM