REALLY GOOD OH GOD

I've paused for now bc everything's going well for the protag & her lil gang & we just had a very heartwarming moment so I know things are going to go badly really soon

But if you liked Tsushima it's that & more (if you haven't played Tsushima - RDR2 vibes but ancient Japan)

Be a pretend spy invented in the 1950s

574 now, Princess x

Sometimes I think of that scene in I Robot where everyone takes a moment to mention how cool Will Smith's Converse Trainers are and there's a lengthy closeup of the converse trainers while Will Smith goes 'YES CONVERSE TRAINERS ARE GREAT, WE MAY BE IN AN AI DYSTOPIA BUT I STILL LOVE MY CONVERSE'

Whole audience shouting in delight when The Bird Man shows up like when Sam Wilson appeared in Avengers Endgame

Apologies! After the explosion there is a five minute scene where bond tells three sexy ladies where he got his shirt from, with size guide, colour options and shipping availability in time for Christmas.

I would support it only if it becomes slowly apparent as the story progresses that it is actually series 2 of The Sink

*Sabrina carpenter sings the theme tune of One Day To Live*

Oh Lazare would be far too polite and would silently beat himself up for looking.

Kit and Nell, on the other hand...

You know what? I'm going to do a genuine 'this blew up, check out my soundcloud' bc I also write silly action adventures but mine are better than Bond as mine have supernatural battles in Tesco, cake houses blowing up & Vampires fighting hot guys with no pants on farragobooks.com/fb-author/ga...

Yep! It's all very bad!

Counterpoint: It was a bad and boring film

If I were writing a good action movie it would be like that, but this is Bond

it really is

It's all right, I won't leak all the awful puns I will crowbar in there to make 50yo men explode with laughter in the cinema apparently

I AM STILL SALTY ABOUT BEING TRICKED INTO WATCHING CASINO ROYALE by a bunch of bloody het men who assured me it was a really interesting mature new direction & then it was the same boring cheesy shit as every other bond film I've half-watched.

MARY: FUCKING Byron??? You're crediting the man who BOOKED THE AIR BNB I WROTE IT IN???