Jay Zedbee
@jayzedbee.bsky.social
The posts dont go up when they are ready. They go up because I am having a mental breakdown
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I can’t help it…I love the way they love
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I can’t help it…I love the way they love
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Thinking about doing this
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Thinking about doing this
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Call the Midwife? i'd never call my wife mid
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Call the Midwife? i'd never call my wife mid
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we are living thorough 10 years of moral collapse. it’s happening everywhere but is concentrated in the US. we have given up on even trying to argue that there must be more to life, both individually and collectively, than bare materialism and power. we must rededicate ourselves to meaningful life.
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
we are living thorough 10 years of moral collapse. it’s happening everywhere but is concentrated in the US. we have given up on even trying to argue that there must be more to life, both individually and collectively, than bare materialism and power. we must rededicate ourselves to meaningful life.
How much would you guys charge to let a vampire suck your bloooood (you won't die but it will hurt unless you agree to mindcontrol. You will feel weak and foggy later)
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How much would you guys charge to let a vampire suck your bloooood (you won't die but it will hurt unless you agree to mindcontrol. You will feel weak and foggy later)
The pope
inventing a new guy, The Woke Incel
[everyone hated that]
[everyone hated that]
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The pope
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Oh, he just conveniently fell to his death, did he? Release the Ratigan files!
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh, he just conveniently fell to his death, did he? Release the Ratigan files!
In great mouse detective Dawson says that he's coming back from the war which I know what it's referencing but very troubling implications nevertheless
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In great mouse detective Dawson says that he's coming back from the war which I know what it's referencing but very troubling implications nevertheless
In the movie amadeus mozart was probably like wow! Salieri is such a great friend before he died
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In the movie amadeus mozart was probably like wow! Salieri is such a great friend before he died
This would be worse than literally implementing sharia law
Not that it matters but I would find this a lot more annoying than actually existing migration patterns
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This would be worse than literally implementing sharia law
I like the idea that the wink face in there symbolises thr idea he's fucking the national anthem
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I like the idea that the wink face in there symbolises thr idea he's fucking the national anthem
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Some people genuinely should be more afraid of the judgement of the Lord.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Some people genuinely should be more afraid of the judgement of the Lord.
Yesterday my wife was telling her mother that I was very very happy about the pan she got us for Christmas and I just hear her go "a bit sad to be excited about a pan"....slay
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yesterday my wife was telling her mother that I was very very happy about the pan she got us for Christmas and I just hear her go "a bit sad to be excited about a pan"....slay
It's supposed to be an take rhaf/in conversation with Jonathan strange which did this, but the key difference is that susan clarke trusted the reader to read her without calling her the fuck off on twitter/tumblr
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
It's supposed to be an take rhaf/in conversation with Jonathan strange which did this, but the key difference is that susan clarke trusted the reader to read her without calling her the fuck off on twitter/tumblr
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(Adrien Brody strapping armor around his neck. fade to black. fade back in on armor being strapped onto his knees. fade to black. fade back in on Adrien Brody dusting off a brightly colored hat) Rastaman Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
(Adrien Brody strapping armor around his neck. fade to black. fade back in on armor being strapped onto his knees. fade to black. fade back in on Adrien Brody dusting off a brightly colored hat) Rastaman Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
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Replies calling it a red flag confuse me. Do you guys call everything that's unattractive a red flag? Being a slob is unattractive but it's not a red flag bc it's not symptomatic of potentially abusive behaviour
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Replies calling it a red flag confuse me. Do you guys call everything that's unattractive a red flag? Being a slob is unattractive but it's not a red flag bc it's not symptomatic of potentially abusive behaviour
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Repeat after me:
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Repeat after me:
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
I am not higher functioning than Mike Bloomberg.
I am not higher functioning than Matt Christman.
I am not higher functioning than the Rizzler.
I am not higher functioning than Ed Balls.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be higher functioning than I am.
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Why is every oven slightly too small to fit meat and root vegetables in it together? We could add just an extra inch to ovens and also to countertop heights, which would also spare the backs of cooks over six foot a little.
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why is every oven slightly too small to fit meat and root vegetables in it together? We could add just an extra inch to ovens and also to countertop heights, which would also spare the backs of cooks over six foot a little.
Listen to me. Labour Boris. We ask him to convert
🎄Got a spare seat at the Xmas Dinner table? Well if you're looking for a politician to invite (why wouldn't you be) Then Brits say:
Boris would be the most fun
Fancy an argument go for Farage
Kemi makes the best xmas dinner (no sandwiches)
Keir would bring the most stingy gift
Boris would be the most fun
Fancy an argument go for Farage
Kemi makes the best xmas dinner (no sandwiches)
Keir would bring the most stingy gift
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Listen to me. Labour Boris. We ask him to convert
my coworker got a bit shocked yesterday when i told her i probably wouldnt be able to remember to tell my child that santa is real but i wasnt being like iconoclast i just dont think i can keep track of that lie for what, 7 years
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
my coworker got a bit shocked yesterday when i told her i probably wouldnt be able to remember to tell my child that santa is real but i wasnt being like iconoclast i just dont think i can keep track of that lie for what, 7 years
every other piece about the bronte sisters: and they were able to write so well.................even though.............THEY NEVER FUCKED!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
every other piece about the bronte sisters: and they were able to write so well.................even though.............THEY NEVER FUCKED!!!!