Eleanor Morton
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book is out now! Paperback Aug 14th 2025! https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Ok, so it's not just me having a hard time reading them. He's giving off Charlize Theron in Arrested Development vibes, like 'Hang on, I think this person might be incredibly thick'
These emails prove that Jeffrey Epstein was so rich and powerful he didn't even need to conform to the rules of the English language.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ok, so it's not just me having a hard time reading them. He's giving off Charlize Theron in Arrested Development vibes, like 'Hang on, I think this person might be incredibly thick'
You all have 8 days to read Watership Down!
@eleanormorton.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social Thanks to your upcoming podcast I'm finally getting to Watership Down after years of delay, and to those who want to be entertained I can strongly recommend the audiobook with Peter Capaldi, which is vivid and amazing
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You all have 8 days to read Watership Down!
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This is perfect. 👏👏🙌👏👏👏🙌
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is perfect. 👏👏🙌👏👏👏🙌
I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this
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If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
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I'm going on tour in 2026! Come and see me doing one of the best reviewed shows from the Ed Fringe (according to the British Comedy Guide). It's called King of Crumbs, and it's a load of old nonsense, really. Book now!
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm going on tour in 2026! Come and see me doing one of the best reviewed shows from the Ed Fringe (according to the British Comedy Guide). It's called King of Crumbs, and it's a load of old nonsense, really. Book now!
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
A week today!
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans - Glasgow Life
Aye Write 2025 presents GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans
www.glasgowlife.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A week today!
What do you mean Wolfe Tone isn't an electronic synth trio from 2010
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What do you mean Wolfe Tone isn't an electronic synth trio from 2010
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans - Glasgow Life
Aye Write 2025 presents GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans
www.glasgowlife.org.uk
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
A rather pathetic plea that I don't get paid to make these (No TV company has taken up any of these pitches) so every penny counts in helping me make more silly stuff through these terrible cozzie lives ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A rather pathetic plea that I don't get paid to make these (No TV company has taken up any of these pitches) so every penny counts in helping me make more silly stuff through these terrible cozzie lives ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Tickets are now available for Leicester on the 20th Feb!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/elean...
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/elean...
Eleanor Morton: The Mermaid (WIP) | Leicester Comedy Festival
events.comedy-festival.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Tickets are now available for Leicester on the 20th Feb!
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/elean...
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/elean...
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Happy #Ghostwatch day to all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Happy #Ghostwatch day to all who celebrate.
Happy Hallowe'en from Robert Burns (1785)
www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertb...
www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertb...
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Hallowe'en from Robert Burns (1785)
www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertb...
www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertb...
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Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside
The reason Charles was praying with the Pope is to ask him how best to handle an ongoing nonce sitch
Imagining a situation room somewhere under Buckingham palace where they're sliding little figures of nobility and clergy around the country, trying not to let the paedophilia become too concentrated in one area
'Moving Andrew well away from Windsor was clearly felt the better option. More live, infantilising graphics as we have them.'
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The reason Charles was praying with the Pope is to ask him how best to handle an ongoing nonce sitch
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
A reminder that all the links to my live shows, book, podcasts etc are here: linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Including for the Leicester Comedy Festival which launches tomorrow (Don't worry I'll spam you about it again then)
Including for the Leicester Comedy Festival which launches tomorrow (Don't worry I'll spam you about it again then)
eleanormorton | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
Comedian, writer, actor
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October 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A reminder that all the links to my live shows, book, podcasts etc are here: linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Including for the Leicester Comedy Festival which launches tomorrow (Don't worry I'll spam you about it again then)
Including for the Leicester Comedy Festival which launches tomorrow (Don't worry I'll spam you about it again then)
Good people of Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife! Very excited to say tickets are NOW AVAILABLE (and free) for my radio record with @zanyzaz.bsky.social and Sikisa, who is too cool for Bluesky. Would love to see you there!
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
Eleanor & Pals / Sikisa's Border Control: Double bill | Shows and tours
Eleanor & Pals and Sikisa’s Border Control are two exciting new comedy shows being recorded for BBC Radio 4 at The Monkey Barrel comedy venue in Edinburgh on Tuesday 18 November.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good people of Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife! Very excited to say tickets are NOW AVAILABLE (and free) for my radio record with @zanyzaz.bsky.social and Sikisa, who is too cool for Bluesky. Would love to see you there!
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
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You've just made me realise what the true north-south divide is.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
You've just made me realise what the true north-south divide is.
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guys, i'm recording a pilot on the 18th november at monkey barrel in edinburgh on the same night that @eleanormorton.bsky.social is recording her pilot (with another producer, but i'm sure it'll still be excellent).
tickets are going to be flying off the shelves for this so get in early
tickets are going to be flying off the shelves for this so get in early
People of Edinburgh! A free night's entertainment on the 18th November featuring @eleanormorton.bsky.social & Sikisa?
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...
Eleanor & Pals / Sikisa's Border Control: Double bill | Shows and tours
Eleanor & Pals and Sikisa’s Border Control are two exciting new comedy shows being recorded for BBC Radio 4 at The Monkey Barrel comedy venue in Edinburgh on Tuesday 18 November.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
guys, i'm recording a pilot on the 18th november at monkey barrel in edinburgh on the same night that @eleanormorton.bsky.social is recording her pilot (with another producer, but i'm sure it'll still be excellent).
tickets are going to be flying off the shelves for this so get in early
tickets are going to be flying off the shelves for this so get in early
A dog in a bobble hat recruits local yoot to help him solve a missing persons case
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A dog in a bobble hat recruits local yoot to help him solve a missing persons case
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A green surge is happening! 📈
A new poll has the @scottishgreens.org on track to be the 2nd biggest party in Scotland.
People need hope and we are the ones offering it.
A new poll has the @scottishgreens.org on track to be the 2nd biggest party in Scotland.
People need hope and we are the ones offering it.
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
A green surge is happening! 📈
A new poll has the @scottishgreens.org on track to be the 2nd biggest party in Scotland.
People need hope and we are the ones offering it.
A new poll has the @scottishgreens.org on track to be the 2nd biggest party in Scotland.
People need hope and we are the ones offering it.
pitching cosy British crime dramas in 2025
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
FUCK. OFF.
Sick of that family using Scotland as their theme park/hunting grounds/waste dump
Sick of that family using Scotland as their theme park/hunting grounds/waste dump
King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀
Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion
www.thenational.scot
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
FUCK. OFF.
Sick of that family using Scotland as their theme park/hunting grounds/waste dump
Sick of that family using Scotland as their theme park/hunting grounds/waste dump