Eleanor Morton
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book out now! Show for '26: The Mermaid https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
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This is great, maybe particularly for fans of Derry Girls? @eleanormorton.bsky.social is one of the writers.
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BBC Audio | Lunchtime with Michael Fry
Listen to the latest episodes of Lunchtime with Michael Fry on BBC Audio
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January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is great, maybe particularly for fans of Derry Girls? @eleanormorton.bsky.social is one of the writers.
www.bbc.com/audio/brand/...
www.bbc.com/audio/brand/...
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January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
Currently waiting to eat some terrible bread that's in the oven because I am bad at baking but also persistent
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Currently waiting to eat some terrible bread that's in the oven because I am bad at baking but also persistent
Gigs in Jan and Feb
eleanormortoncomedian.com/upcoming-gigs/
eleanormortoncomedian.com/upcoming-gigs/
Upcoming Gigs, Shows and Links
Summer 2025 Shows/Tickets/Links My brand new character comedy show Eleanor & Pals featuring West End Mum Aileen (aka Zara Gladman) will be broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on Wednesday February 11th, a…
eleanormortoncomedian.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Gigs in Jan and Feb
eleanormortoncomedian.com/upcoming-gigs/
eleanormortoncomedian.com/upcoming-gigs/
Reminder that The Mermaid is having its first preview of 2026 at Monkey Barrel on Feb 14th - be my valentine and come along
www.seetickets.com/event/eleano...
www.seetickets.com/event/eleano...
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January 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Reminder that The Mermaid is having its first preview of 2026 at Monkey Barrel on Feb 14th - be my valentine and come along
www.seetickets.com/event/eleano...
www.seetickets.com/event/eleano...
🌟Sincere post alert 🌟
Guys I am going into 2026 as a full time comedian and I won't lie....I'm a bit scared. For 6 years I had a brilliant 2 day a week writing job that kept me afloat, thats gone now. Even though I should have done it years ago, I feel like my safety net has been 1/3
Guys I am going into 2026 as a full time comedian and I won't lie....I'm a bit scared. For 6 years I had a brilliant 2 day a week writing job that kept me afloat, thats gone now. Even though I should have done it years ago, I feel like my safety net has been 1/3
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
🌟Sincere post alert 🌟
Guys I am going into 2026 as a full time comedian and I won't lie....I'm a bit scared. For 6 years I had a brilliant 2 day a week writing job that kept me afloat, thats gone now. Even though I should have done it years ago, I feel like my safety net has been 1/3
Guys I am going into 2026 as a full time comedian and I won't lie....I'm a bit scared. For 6 years I had a brilliant 2 day a week writing job that kept me afloat, thats gone now. Even though I should have done it years ago, I feel like my safety net has been 1/3
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Read @eleanormorton.bsky.social’s Life Lessons From Historical Women yesterday and it’s great! I loved how cleanly present day politics are linked into historical examples, which could have been really clunky from a lesser storyteller.
It’s also funny as all hell and digital for a quid right now.
It’s also funny as all hell and digital for a quid right now.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Read @eleanormorton.bsky.social’s Life Lessons From Historical Women yesterday and it’s great! I loved how cleanly present day politics are linked into historical examples, which could have been really clunky from a lesser storyteller.
It’s also funny as all hell and digital for a quid right now.
It’s also funny as all hell and digital for a quid right now.
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Just a reminder to folk visiting Edinburgh next year please try your best to boycott the Elephant House. It's gone from a nice normal cafe with views of the castle to a mad tourist trap with a giant picture of Jakey R on the wall. It's like if everything wrong with Edinburgh's tourism was a cafe
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just a reminder to folk visiting Edinburgh next year please try your best to boycott the Elephant House. It's gone from a nice normal cafe with views of the castle to a mad tourist trap with a giant picture of Jakey R on the wall. It's like if everything wrong with Edinburgh's tourism was a cafe
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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WELL WELL WELL, my big fundraiser gig is in ONE MONTH! For just a tenner you can hang out with me in my FAVOURITE London venue while I churn out bangers on a Friday night.
TICKETS: www.vauxhalltavern.com/events/event...
Here, have a little pre-Wicked Stephen Schwartz greatness while you book.
TICKETS: www.vauxhalltavern.com/events/event...
Here, have a little pre-Wicked Stephen Schwartz greatness while you book.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
WELL WELL WELL, my big fundraiser gig is in ONE MONTH! For just a tenner you can hang out with me in my FAVOURITE London venue while I churn out bangers on a Friday night.
TICKETS: www.vauxhalltavern.com/events/event...
Here, have a little pre-Wicked Stephen Schwartz greatness while you book.
TICKETS: www.vauxhalltavern.com/events/event...
Here, have a little pre-Wicked Stephen Schwartz greatness while you book.
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I enjoyed this book so much. It's also on the Kobo store for 99p at the moment, which is an absolute steal for how enjoyable it is.
Ignore your family and appease the capitalist overlords the yuletide and get my book for 99p on Kindle 25th Dec-5th Jan.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I enjoyed this book so much. It's also on the Kobo store for 99p at the moment, which is an absolute steal for how enjoyable it is.
Right now!
Ignore your family and appease the capitalist overlords the yuletide and get my book for 99p on Kindle 25th Dec-5th Jan.
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Right now!
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If I had murdered someone and then Miss Marple turned up to stay in the village where I’d done it I would simply kill myself on the spot
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If I had murdered someone and then Miss Marple turned up to stay in the village where I’d done it I would simply kill myself on the spot
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So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
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@eleanormorton.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social loving podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/e... but on the Christmas episode, is the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe the first book with children chosen ones? At CHRISTmas?
We Read The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (Part 2)
Podcast Episode · Eleanor & Alasdair Read That · 19/12/2025 · 28m
podcasts.apple.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
@eleanormorton.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social loving podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/e... but on the Christmas episode, is the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe the first book with children chosen ones? At CHRISTmas?
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Think medieval babies are ugly? Won’t want to miss white witch @eleanormorton.bsky.social & German soup fan @alicefraser.bsky.social discuss Lockheed Martin war crimes wear, Narnia for atheists, heavy handed socialism, and autopsy eating etiquette. Yum!
shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...
shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...
Narnia // Stranger Things // Space Jesus | Realms Unknown
With Alice Fraser and Eleanor Morton
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December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Think medieval babies are ugly? Won’t want to miss white witch @eleanormorton.bsky.social & German soup fan @alicefraser.bsky.social discuss Lockheed Martin war crimes wear, Narnia for atheists, heavy handed socialism, and autopsy eating etiquette. Yum!
shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...
shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...
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@eleanormorton.bsky.social & @misterabk.bsky.social - thank you for a truly great podcast series that I look forward to each & every month. I just stumbled across this on BBC Sounds which ties together Alice’s adventures, the hobbit & Narnia beautifully. Have a great Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
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Here's PC Catriona Angus in her more common guise. Very talented person. Bit of a suspect cop, though, so far.
A Scottish Castle/Heart/Village/Tunnocks for Christmas
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Here's PC Catriona Angus in her more common guise. Very talented person. Bit of a suspect cop, though, so far.
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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Part 2 should be in your Beaver Holes now!
It's an always-winter-but-never-Christmas miracle! Part 1 of the Eleanor & Alasdair Read That Xmas special is out now. Listen to me and @eleanormorton.bsky.social re-cap the story of The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe with, frankly, too much enthusiasm.
linktr.ee/readthat
linktr.ee/readthat
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Part 2 should be in your Beaver Holes now!