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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅
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No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly

Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases.

Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are.

Name origin: https://youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14
This restaurant soundtrack is what can only be descibed as "yacht reggae"
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm changing all my passwords to "Louvre".

Like, who's ever gonna guess that one now?
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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55 years ago today, the Oregon State Highway Division had a whale of a problem on its hands. How it solved it is the stuff of legends.

In other words: Happy Exploding Whale Day!
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I turned on "location sharing" and now I have six room mates.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My brilliant child 2a:
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Barkley spins = Eagles wins
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Me pitching Eagles Packers
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is it too early to already be tired of holiday car sales commercials?
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Welp. Just downloaded a free trial of WordPerfect, and it's like catching up with an old friend I haven't seen in decades.

For the record, I was *selling* WordPerfect 5.0 when they made the transition to 5.1. Tables! Mouse support!
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.

joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...
MO Youth Pastor Gets 35 Years On Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God.
Fort Smith’s Fox affiliate reports: A Missouri man has been convicted of trafficking minors in Benton County and sentenced to more than three decades in prison, according to authorities. A jury found ...
joemygod.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Starting up a studio to produce full length anime films set in Italy instead of Japan.

First up--Princess Monognocchi
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh, boy. We have entered 2-1/2 months of holiday car ads
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I am *this close* to dumping Microsoft Office and going back to WordPerfect for my personal use.

Any reason why I shouldn't?
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Go fund me: Feature remake of Twelve Angry Men, but it is the D.C. Sandwich Toss jury and instead of jurors at each other's throats they have the most unbridled fun that any 12 American adults locked in a room can have short of group sex.

$2M gets it to a streamer. $4M with above-the-line actors.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My only memory of Dick Chaney:
I used to work across the street from his cardiologist. At least twice a year, they would shut down the whole street, and put snipers on rooftops, before his limo would drive up to the building door and he was exposed to the public for mere seconds.
Seemed excessive
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@rubenbolling.bsky.social The new comic totally works, and I instantly knew what you were going for.

I am, however, over 50 and not averse to reading, so take that as you will
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Isn't a beaver full moon a contradiction?
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Why is it called a brothel instead of Ass Pro Shop?
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Happy Christmas!
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Once again, we had almost no trick or treaters (house at the end of the street, long staircase, so not really surprised.

And, oh no, we have all these surplus candy bars now
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM