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Alasdair Beckett-King
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Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk

UK TOUR 2026: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
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As true today as when I posted it 1 month ago. Makes you think.
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Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Every year chocolates get smaller and more expensive. Extrapolating backwards, in 1906 a Creme Egg would have been the size of Rochester Cathedral and they would have paid you 12 guineas to eat it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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*excellent* joke
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A toast! To the good health of the following billionaires:
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Winter has cast its spell on South London. There's frost upon the pile of fly-tipped sofas this eve.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Keir Starmer's expression is always that of a dog making eye contact while it's having a poo.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I like the idea of the Phoenix Wright games, but I actually find them very annoying and reliant on guesswork. I like Contradiction and Aviary Attorney, am I missing any good objection-based games? (Bonus points if no dead adult possesses the body of a child.)
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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All the games are on sale, because it's winter!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...

🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99

And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Thanks for all the kind words about TOND, the #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.

We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.

pod.link/1745494718/e...
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Christmas Pig to all who celebrate! We've got a double-pig episode of Loremen (feat. Daisy Earl) waiting for you when you're sick of talking to your family. Pig bless us, every one.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
With the proliferation of these Norsefire clip-art torture benches in my home town, you'd think we'd had two more World War Ones since 2016.
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Someone once told me that I couldn't have a villain in "a pool of darkness" in a script because you can only have a pool of light, so it wouldn't be possible to film it.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM