Alasdair Beckett-King
@misterabk.bsky.social
Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
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As true today as when I posted it 1 month ago. Makes you think.
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January 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
As true today as when I posted it 1 month ago. Makes you think.
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!
In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
Every year chocolates get smaller and more expensive. Extrapolating backwards, in 1906 a Creme Egg would have been the size of Rochester Cathedral and they would have paid you 12 guineas to eat it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Every year chocolates get smaller and more expensive. Extrapolating backwards, in 1906 a Creme Egg would have been the size of Rochester Cathedral and they would have paid you 12 guineas to eat it.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
A toast! To the good health of the following billionaires:
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A toast! To the good health of the following billionaires:
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
Winter has cast its spell on South London. There's frost upon the pile of fly-tipped sofas this eve.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Winter has cast its spell on South London. There's frost upon the pile of fly-tipped sofas this eve.
Keir Starmer's expression is always that of a dog making eye contact while it's having a poo.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Keir Starmer's expression is always that of a dog making eye contact while it's having a poo.
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
I like the idea of the Phoenix Wright games, but I actually find them very annoying and reliant on guesswork. I like Contradiction and Aviary Attorney, am I missing any good objection-based games? (Bonus points if no dead adult possesses the body of a child.)
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I like the idea of the Phoenix Wright games, but I actually find them very annoying and reliant on guesswork. I like Contradiction and Aviary Attorney, am I missing any good objection-based games? (Bonus points if no dead adult possesses the body of a child.)
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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All the games are on sale, because it's winter!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All the games are on sale, because it's winter!
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
🔥 IMMORTALITY - $9.99
📹 TELLING LIES - $4.99
☕ HER STORY - $4.99
And you are obliged to 💫Wishlist our upcoming projects PROJECT C and PROJECT D whilst you're at it! #SteamSale #SteamWinterSale #Cheap #Art
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
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Thanks for all the kind words about TOND, the #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Thanks for all the kind words about TOND, the #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
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COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
Christmas Pig to all who celebrate! We've got a double-pig episode of Loremen (feat. Daisy Earl) waiting for you when you're sick of talking to your family. Pig bless us, every one.
Comedian Daisy Earl joins us for the legend of a boozy Mancunian pig and the Scottish fairy tale of Whuppity Stoorie.
S6E47 – Xmas Pig 2025 with Daisy Earl
Comedian Daisy Earl joins us for the legend of a boozy Mancunian pig and the Scottish fairy tale of Whuppity Stoorie.
www.loremenpodcast.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Christmas Pig to all who celebrate! We've got a double-pig episode of Loremen (feat. Daisy Earl) waiting for you when you're sick of talking to your family. Pig bless us, every one.
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
With the proliferation of these Norsefire clip-art torture benches in my home town, you'd think we'd had two more World War Ones since 2016.
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
With the proliferation of these Norsefire clip-art torture benches in my home town, you'd think we'd had two more World War Ones since 2016.
Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
Someone once told me that I couldn't have a villain in "a pool of darkness" in a script because you can only have a pool of light, so it wouldn't be possible to film it.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Someone once told me that I couldn't have a villain in "a pool of darkness" in a script because you can only have a pool of light, so it wouldn't be possible to film it.