Jonathan Lloyd
@mxjlloyd.bsky.social
Game dev, comedian, and aspiring fae creature. | they/them
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Jonathan Lloyd
@mxjlloyd.bsky.social
· Nov 18
By day I'm a producer in the games industry, happily making little spreadsheets and Gantt charts, and by night I improvise nonsense or wander around stage with a microphone.
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
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everyone wants another Concord they can point and laugh at and feel smug about while forgetting the fucked up state of the industry that pushes talented people to chase trends and not make what they want
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
everyone wants another Concord they can point and laugh at and feel smug about while forgetting the fucked up state of the industry that pushes talented people to chase trends and not make what they want
I commissioned Lian to do a stage portrait of me after seeing his femme Tintin art and I love it so much!
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I commissioned Lian to do a stage portrait of me after seeing his femme Tintin art and I love it so much!
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i think if everything's going to hell i might start telling people to fuck off on linkedin
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i think if everything's going to hell i might start telling people to fuck off on linkedin
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Good question, little billboard
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Good question, little billboard
I think I bought the wrong type of blades for my razor and argh my facial hair is a constant source of frustration. Burn it all off.
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I think I bought the wrong type of blades for my razor and argh my facial hair is a constant source of frustration. Burn it all off.
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Boy Who Grew Up Playing New Vegas Still Enjoys It as Grown Woman hard-drive.net/boy-who-grew...
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Boy Who Grew Up Playing New Vegas Still Enjoys It as Grown Woman hard-drive.net/boy-who-grew...
I love this podcast, it feels tailor made for me.
There's a new series of The Comedy Bureau starting tomorrow. I'm really excited about it. Obviously, like most things I've ever made, it's got a hearty "meh" from the world, but I think it's good. Subscribe on your pod player if taking comedy too seriously interests you.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I love this podcast, it feels tailor made for me.
20 days into the year, first gig I'm attending (that I'm not performing in), let's go.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
20 days into the year, first gig I'm attending (that I'm not performing in), let's go.
Happy to announce we have an update to the Autism Food List:
Sweet potato fries are now deemed "edible" thanks to a change in regulations (my brain flipping a switch for no reason)
Sweet potato fries are now deemed "edible" thanks to a change in regulations (my brain flipping a switch for no reason)
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Happy to announce we have an update to the Autism Food List:
Sweet potato fries are now deemed "edible" thanks to a change in regulations (my brain flipping a switch for no reason)
Sweet potato fries are now deemed "edible" thanks to a change in regulations (my brain flipping a switch for no reason)
I went viral once completely unexpectedly and it caused a bunch of games people I followed to make snarky superior comments about me because obviously they had no idea who I was so that was fun.
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I went viral once completely unexpectedly and it caused a bunch of games people I followed to make snarky superior comments about me because obviously they had no idea who I was so that was fun.
I am aware of course that comedy is entirely subjective and that people have different tastes and so no one comedian can be universally liked.
But there are definitely acts who if someone doesn't like them I do become slightly suspicious.
But there are definitely acts who if someone doesn't like them I do become slightly suspicious.
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I am aware of course that comedy is entirely subjective and that people have different tastes and so no one comedian can be universally liked.
But there are definitely acts who if someone doesn't like them I do become slightly suspicious.
But there are definitely acts who if someone doesn't like them I do become slightly suspicious.
Having one of those days were I look at the state of the world and wonder what I'm doing sitting here making silly little toys for people.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Having one of those days were I look at the state of the world and wonder what I'm doing sitting here making silly little toys for people.
There is actually only one Midsomer Murders episode I can't stand but it's not for quality reasons, it's just generally quite unpleasant. I've been forewarned which of the X Files episodes is probably going to elicit the same response from me.
X Files seems to be falling into the Midsomer Murders category for me, in that an episode may technically be bad but I am still going to confusingly have a good time with it.
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
There is actually only one Midsomer Murders episode I can't stand but it's not for quality reasons, it's just generally quite unpleasant. I've been forewarned which of the X Files episodes is probably going to elicit the same response from me.
Continuing with X Files and did you know there are ghosts in space?
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Continuing with X Files and did you know there are ghosts in space?
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just watched a military ad that said "those who know what it means to serve" which sounds like a gender neutral term for drag queens
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
just watched a military ad that said "those who know what it means to serve" which sounds like a gender neutral term for drag queens
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
I looked at my Switch friends list and came across two friends who have passed. So having a bit of a time. Tell people you love them 💜
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I looked at my Switch friends list and came across two friends who have passed. So having a bit of a time. Tell people you love them 💜
I made the mistake of attempting to have a low energy, low sensory day as I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, but sadly I live in a mid terrace and my neighbours have been having a dubstep party for the past six hours.
January 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I made the mistake of attempting to have a low energy, low sensory day as I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, but sadly I live in a mid terrace and my neighbours have been having a dubstep party for the past six hours.
Looking at Leicester Comedy Features tickets.
19:50 - Chloe Reynolds: Ticking Boxes
21:00 - Sam Hickman: First Woman
The venues are seven minutes apart.
Am I ridiculous enough to try it?
19:50 - Chloe Reynolds: Ticking Boxes
21:00 - Sam Hickman: First Woman
The venues are seven minutes apart.
Am I ridiculous enough to try it?
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Looking at Leicester Comedy Features tickets.
19:50 - Chloe Reynolds: Ticking Boxes
21:00 - Sam Hickman: First Woman
The venues are seven minutes apart.
Am I ridiculous enough to try it?
19:50 - Chloe Reynolds: Ticking Boxes
21:00 - Sam Hickman: First Woman
The venues are seven minutes apart.
Am I ridiculous enough to try it?
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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Ahoy there housemates!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Ahoy there housemates!!
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Rewatching Wake Up Dead Man, and gosh the scene where Father Judd talks to Louise, the excavator company receptionist/planner about her mom. Just setting aside the case to be a priest.
I have a lot of complicated feelings about religion, but that scene is beautiful.
I have a lot of complicated feelings about religion, but that scene is beautiful.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Rewatching Wake Up Dead Man, and gosh the scene where Father Judd talks to Louise, the excavator company receptionist/planner about her mom. Just setting aside the case to be a priest.
I have a lot of complicated feelings about religion, but that scene is beautiful.
I have a lot of complicated feelings about religion, but that scene is beautiful.
Many, many of my peers in school were determined I should watch, and would enjoy, Kick-Ass. I found reasons to leave part way through every time. It is abysmal and cynical and cruel and I hate it.
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Many, many of my peers in school were determined I should watch, and would enjoy, Kick-Ass. I found reasons to leave part way through every time. It is abysmal and cynical and cruel and I hate it.
A year ago today I did a double bill of therapy and a WIP show by Frankie Monroe. Which is... Very me coded.
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
A year ago today I did a double bill of therapy and a WIP show by Frankie Monroe. Which is... Very me coded.