relax guys, it’s still ken
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ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
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always be sure you know exactly what kind of fool you’re dealing with before addressing them. you don’t wanna misjester anyone
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
always be sure you know exactly what kind of fool you’re dealing with before addressing them. you don’t wanna misjester anyone
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Remember what they took from you
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Remember what they took from you
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rubbing tgel on the clouds so i don’t have to go to work tomorrow
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
rubbing tgel on the clouds so i don’t have to go to work tomorrow
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yet more American exceptionalism
listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
yet more American exceptionalism
*voice of guy from an empire that has been globally reviled for many hundreds of years* heh. you bloody americans are so hated innit. you should be right knackered about this cor blimey
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM
*voice of guy from an empire that has been globally reviled for many hundreds of years* heh. you bloody americans are so hated innit. you should be right knackered about this cor blimey
now commencing ongoing thread of pictures i take on my old ass digicams. look upon my works and rejoice
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
now commencing ongoing thread of pictures i take on my old ass digicams. look upon my works and rejoice
they say you die three times. first when you stop breathing, second when someone mentions your name for the last time, and third when a social media post of yours gets reposted without credit to another site for the final time
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
they say you die three times. first when you stop breathing, second when someone mentions your name for the last time, and third when a social media post of yours gets reposted without credit to another site for the final time
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Rough one I may keep unfinished
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Rough one I may keep unfinished
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i have always been a dyke, estrogen just kinda underlined it
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i have always been a dyke, estrogen just kinda underlined it
so happy for everyone who got to see the northern lights tonight!!! that’s so awesome for you!!! that’s seriously so cool i’m so glad you got to have that experience!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
so happy for everyone who got to see the northern lights tonight!!! that’s so awesome for you!!! that’s seriously so cool i’m so glad you got to have that experience!!!
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WE ARE LIVE!!
Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1! The 1st issue of a sapphic vampire noir miniseries from an increduble creative team. Follow disgraced PI Corsica Smith as she drags herself from rock bottom into a deadly conspiracy with her ex-love at the center
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1! The 1st issue of a sapphic vampire noir miniseries from an increduble creative team. Follow disgraced PI Corsica Smith as she drags herself from rock bottom into a deadly conspiracy with her ex-love at the center
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
WE ARE LIVE!!
Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1! The 1st issue of a sapphic vampire noir miniseries from an increduble creative team. Follow disgraced PI Corsica Smith as she drags herself from rock bottom into a deadly conspiracy with her ex-love at the center
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1! The 1st issue of a sapphic vampire noir miniseries from an increduble creative team. Follow disgraced PI Corsica Smith as she drags herself from rock bottom into a deadly conspiracy with her ex-love at the center
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
youtube video essays will have you encountering intonations and cadences you’d never previously thought possible
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
youtube video essays will have you encountering intonations and cadences you’d never previously thought possible
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You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual
1 am, or as i like to call it, the gentleman’s 10 pm
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
1 am, or as i like to call it, the gentleman’s 10 pm
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yeah man, without y2k fears we never could've gotten the song "kiss me where it smells funny" by the bloodhound gang
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
yeah man, without y2k fears we never could've gotten the song "kiss me where it smells funny" by the bloodhound gang
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white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor
2026 fashion trend prediction:
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
2026 fashion trend prediction:
cheshire diner. half a mile from the house. partner and i would go every sunday wildly hungover. he’d get a burrito as big as his head. i got something called the babomb that was basically just a bowl of hashbrowns, french toast, and sausage patties. i am literally drooling as i type this
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
cheshire diner. half a mile from the house. partner and i would go every sunday wildly hungover. he’d get a burrito as big as his head. i got something called the babomb that was basically just a bowl of hashbrowns, french toast, and sausage patties. i am literally drooling as i type this
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puppygirls are always embarking on things
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
puppygirls are always embarking on things
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Begging with tears in my eyes for people to stop using the term neurospicy
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Begging with tears in my eyes for people to stop using the term neurospicy
this was a rousing success btw. while the snow raged outside i finished a book abt the terra nova antarctic expedition. reading about the five men who attempted to make it to the south pole dying tragic and ultimately needless deaths really upped the coziness factor for me
going to try to go full No Phone from 12-6 today. going to try to indulge in more meaningful things than just scrolling on my phone all day, like getting wine drunk and reading fanfiction
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
this was a rousing success btw. while the snow raged outside i finished a book abt the terra nova antarctic expedition. reading about the five men who attempted to make it to the south pole dying tragic and ultimately needless deaths really upped the coziness factor for me
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The SHOUT I made going through my phone and discovering this selfie I took last night where I look so comically blazed I should be solving mysteries with a dog
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The SHOUT I made going through my phone and discovering this selfie I took last night where I look so comically blazed I should be solving mysteries with a dog
took the day off bc we were supposed to get work done on our pipes all day but we had a freaking blizzard blow thru and they canceled so now i just have a day off
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
took the day off bc we were supposed to get work done on our pipes all day but we had a freaking blizzard blow thru and they canceled so now i just have a day off