Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
Queer, bi, br*tish, cis, lefty, extremely hot, ENM, he / him 🏳️🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | just a guy replying
too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky
too h*rny for polisky, too political for h*rnysky
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
Their "ideological capture" vs our just common sense
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Their "ideological capture" vs our just common sense
simply love combining two tasks into one task on my to-do list and tricking my stupid brain into that sweet dopamine by checking off the now redundant second task
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
simply love combining two tasks into one task on my to-do list and tricking my stupid brain into that sweet dopamine by checking off the now redundant second task
I had to watch this and now I'm making it everyone's problem
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I had to watch this and now I'm making it everyone's problem
you're telling me this Jack was in a union *and* hung???
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you're telling me this Jack was in a union *and* hung???
Also I know everyone can fall for scams and I still pity the victims and nobody deserves to get scammed but I'm sorry if you fall for the iTunes giftcard scams you are just kinda dumb
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Also I know everyone can fall for scams and I still pity the victims and nobody deserves to get scammed but I'm sorry if you fall for the iTunes giftcard scams you are just kinda dumb
I do find it very funny/cursed that @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com had a take specifically about people enjoying Sydney Sweeney 's breasts because they are essentially unproblematic gazongas and now they are...very much not that
we regret to inform you the big naturals have been milkshake ducked
we regret to inform you the big naturals have been milkshake ducked
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I do find it very funny/cursed that @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com had a take specifically about people enjoying Sydney Sweeney 's breasts because they are essentially unproblematic gazongas and now they are...very much not that
we regret to inform you the big naturals have been milkshake ducked
we regret to inform you the big naturals have been milkshake ducked
"Could somebody generate a hot take so we have an excuse to include a picture of Sydney Sweeney's big naturals on the website? Cheers!"
- Times Digital Editor
- Times Digital Editor
Thanks, The Times, for your brave candour. How else would I have discovered that nipples are characterised by large square patches?
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"Could somebody generate a hot take so we have an excuse to include a picture of Sydney Sweeney's big naturals on the website? Cheers!"
- Times Digital Editor
- Times Digital Editor
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Sure did boss, real fucking sacriligeous just like you asked
‘The second coming we all deserve!’ Sesame Street goes global at long last
‘The second coming we all deserve!’ Sesame Street goes global at long last
After decades of struggle, the warm-hearted kids’ programme has been rescued by Netflix. This could be the start of a partnership as enduring as Bert and Ernie’s
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sure did boss, real fucking sacriligeous just like you asked
unironically think BBC News having comments is both a major contribution to its downfall as well as one of the most utterly vile comment sections on earth
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
unironically think BBC News having comments is both a major contribution to its downfall as well as one of the most utterly vile comment sections on earth
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I mean ultimately with AI do we even need a Director-General of the BBC?
Can't we just have ChatGPT generate a quarterly intervention about how they want to represent a range of views on the BBC and that's why the news must be more racist
Can't we just have ChatGPT generate a quarterly intervention about how they want to represent a range of views on the BBC and that's why the news must be more racist
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I mean ultimately with AI do we even need a Director-General of the BBC?
Can't we just have ChatGPT generate a quarterly intervention about how they want to represent a range of views on the BBC and that's why the news must be more racist
Can't we just have ChatGPT generate a quarterly intervention about how they want to represent a range of views on the BBC and that's why the news must be more racist
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NEWS! BBC appoints Big Sam to shore things up until the end of the season newsthump.com/2025/11/09/b...
BBC appoints Big Sam to shore things up until the end of the season
Sam Allardyce has been spotted outside BBC headquarters, as rumours swirl that he’ll be brought in to steady the ship until the end of the season.
newsthump.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
NEWS! BBC appoints Big Sam to shore things up until the end of the season newsthump.com/2025/11/09/b...
PLEASE remember that the correct plural for Director-General is in fact "wankers"
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PLEASE remember that the correct plural for Director-General is in fact "wankers"
imagining Lisa Nandy looking up from doing absolutely nothing of note and asking "why the hell does the BBC have a general anyway"
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
imagining Lisa Nandy looking up from doing absolutely nothing of note and asking "why the hell does the BBC have a general anyway"
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Welcome to the BBC, Bari Weiss
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welcome to the BBC, Bari Weiss
Starmer eyeing up three potential BBC Director-General candidates: JK Rowling, Prince Andrew, and the concept of failure itself
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Starmer eyeing up three potential BBC Director-General candidates: JK Rowling, Prince Andrew, and the concept of failure itself
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i've started immediately muting anyone who gives me bad vibes
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i've started immediately muting anyone who gives me bad vibes
love to end the weekend by just getting pissed off at Michael Oliver, as is tradition
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
love to end the weekend by just getting pissed off at Michael Oliver, as is tradition
dudes fucking rock
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dudes fucking rock
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‘Our priorities are growth and climate’
Oh rly???
Oh rly???
Govt scraps all electrification investment. Midland Main Line to stay forever diesel Leicester Nottingham Derby Sheffield. Hugely embarrassing and inexplicable
www.ft.com/content/5ecd...
www.ft.com/content/5ecd...
UK transport secretary says full electrification of railways ‘not affordable right now’
Heidi Alexander says focus will be on other projects such as HS2
www.ft.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
‘Our priorities are growth and climate’
Oh rly???
Oh rly???
this feels like such odd messaging when your party is also laying the ground for...breaking their campaign promise not to raise income tax etc?
EXCL: The Green party is offering “simple solutions to complex problems” and making “undeliverable” promises to voters ahead of next election, PM's chief secretary Darren Jones tells me 👇
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
this feels like such odd messaging when your party is also laying the ground for...breaking their campaign promise not to raise income tax etc?
fine fine that's enough
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
fine fine that's enough
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