Ash
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Ash
@queerash.bsky.social
· Jan 11
also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts:
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter
it's called having range, darling
Voracious really is the sluttiest adjective
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Voracious really is the sluttiest adjective
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My kids, aged 10 and under, didn't get me anything for Christmas this year—which is totally fine, I don't need anything from them! But thinking they might enjoy wrapping up something for me, I gave them a small gift to give me. They lost it. Which I guess means they gave me -1 Christmas gifts.
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My kids, aged 10 and under, didn't get me anything for Christmas this year—which is totally fine, I don't need anything from them! But thinking they might enjoy wrapping up something for me, I gave them a small gift to give me. They lost it. Which I guess means they gave me -1 Christmas gifts.
watching the Would I Lie to You Christmas special and it's a bold choice of editing from the BBC
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
watching the Would I Lie to You Christmas special and it's a bold choice of editing from the BBC
Call the Midwife? i'd never call my wife mid
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Call the Midwife? i'd never call my wife mid
so the new Avatar's selling point is basically that it now has a bisexual baddie??
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
so the new Avatar's selling point is basically that it now has a bisexual baddie??
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The pope
inventing a new guy, The Woke Incel
[everyone hated that]
[everyone hated that]
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The pope
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can't believe are so down on Stranger Things, it seems like a solid 7/10 children's show??
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
can't believe are so down on Stranger Things, it seems like a solid 7/10 children's show??
...I'm pretty anti-car-as-default but this is just the dumbest fucking take in the entire world
At its peak legal fox hunting killed 25k foxes pa. The fox population in the UK is 400k. Annually cars kill 100,000 foxes in the UK.
If people want to help foxes, banning trail hunting isn't it.
If people want to help foxes, banning trail hunting isn't it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
...I'm pretty anti-car-as-default but this is just the dumbest fucking take in the entire world
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
inventing a new guy, The Woke Incel
[everyone hated that]
[everyone hated that]
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
inventing a new guy, The Woke Incel
[everyone hated that]
[everyone hated that]
Mamma Mia remake about a gay guy trying to figure out which of a dozen guys at the anon kink club gave him some incredible dick on December 24th:
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Mamma Mia remake about a gay guy trying to figure out which of a dozen guys at the anon kink club gave him some incredible dick on December 24th:
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas
okay maybe Will Sharpe is just a shit actor, cannot act drunk for his life
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
okay maybe Will Sharpe is just a shit actor, cannot act drunk for his life
going out on the Boxing Day Hunt (bored horny people home with their family for the holidays)
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
going out on the Boxing Day Hunt (bored horny people home with their family for the holidays)
full review should genuinely just be: save yourself like an hour and just watch the film, it's a masterpiece
jesus christ this performance from Will Sharpe in Amadeus is fucking awful?? who the hell cast him?!
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
full review should genuinely just be: save yourself like an hour and just watch the film, it's a masterpiece
jesus christ this performance from Will Sharpe in Amadeus is fucking awful?? who the hell cast him?!
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
jesus christ this performance from Will Sharpe in Amadeus is fucking awful?? who the hell cast him?!
[guy waking up on the 26th December] getting an awful lot of 1st day of Christmas vibes from today
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
[guy waking up on the 26th December] getting an awful lot of 1st day of Christmas vibes from today
the proof is in the fucking or whatever the saying is
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the proof is in the fucking or whatever the saying is
can't believe are so down on Stranger Things, it seems like a solid 7/10 children's show??
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
can't believe are so down on Stranger Things, it seems like a solid 7/10 children's show??
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Reform in England long imagined that they were enthusiastic about monarchy, the church, and the beauties of the old English Constitution, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about pure, unadulterated racism
Tomlinson, who advocates excluding all ethnic and faith minorities from public office (except Catholics & othet Christian denominations) praises Lowe as "word perfect". Tomlinson, a reactionary Catholic, sees in Lowe the spirit of Cromwell !
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reform in England long imagined that they were enthusiastic about monarchy, the church, and the beauties of the old English Constitution, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about pure, unadulterated racism
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hope you all have a perfect boxing day poo x
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
hope you all have a perfect boxing day poo x
Rachel Sennott in Perfect Magazine... Hello
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Rachel Sennott in Perfect Magazine... Hello
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These are people of the land, pensioners, farmers, pub landlords. You know: Morons
Tomlinson, who advocates excluding all ethnic and faith minorities from public office (except Catholics & othet Christian denominations) praises Lowe as "word perfect". Tomlinson, a reactionary Catholic, sees in Lowe the spirit of Cromwell !
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
These are people of the land, pensioners, farmers, pub landlords. You know: Morons
Listen let's not cast aspersions on people making unhinged social media posts on Christmas Day, you'll be headshotting half of Bluesky
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Listen let's not cast aspersions on people making unhinged social media posts on Christmas Day, you'll be headshotting half of Bluesky
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Religieuse italienne fumant la cigarette, 1944 by Clovis Trouille
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Religieuse italienne fumant la cigarette, 1944 by Clovis Trouille
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