relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 30 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
pov you’re in the smoke pit at the circus and one of the clowns is trying to get you to step a little bit to the right. yeah to the right. just a liiiiittle bit more. perfect. no sweetheart don’t even worry about that giant X on the ground it’s definitely fine
in case you’ve been wondering what i’ve been up to the answer is posting absolute bangers on tumblr dot com. my wit is sharp as ever
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
in case you’ve been wondering what i’ve been up to the answer is posting absolute bangers on tumblr dot com. my wit is sharp as ever
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
hell yes brother
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
hell yes brother
JIMBO BROTHERS
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
JIMBO BROTHERS
listen to me young poster. i am speaking directly into your ear now. you are going to go on into your photo roll and you are going to reply to this with a clown or jester related image of your choosing. you will do this for me. because its Fool Friday baby!!!
April 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
listen to me young poster. i am speaking directly into your ear now. you are going to go on into your photo roll and you are going to reply to this with a clown or jester related image of your choosing. you will do this for me. because its Fool Friday baby!!!
its always the same culprit!!!
April 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
its always the same culprit!!!
i’m gonna be so real: i have never stepped into a costco in my life i just kind of assumed all big stores have one of these bad boys by the front to lure in children. like an anglerfish situation
April 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i’m gonna be so real: i have never stepped into a costco in my life i just kind of assumed all big stores have one of these bad boys by the front to lure in children. like an anglerfish situation
was it anything like this
April 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
was it anything like this
Newly Discovered Mortal Enemy: the guy in the photo instructions for How To Smoke A Cigarette
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Newly Discovered Mortal Enemy: the guy in the photo instructions for How To Smoke A Cigarette
Lesser Known Waifu: the girl in the photo instructions for How To Shotgun A Beer on wikihow
April 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lesser Known Waifu: the girl in the photo instructions for How To Shotgun A Beer on wikihow
hold the phone. DIY prostate???
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hold the phone. DIY prostate???
girl are you a mutant bearog because you're a friendly freak that spends most of its time confused but just wants to be loved
April 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
girl are you a mutant bearog because you're a friendly freak that spends most of its time confused but just wants to be loved
nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as the beleaguered dour jester and myself as the whimsical joyous jester
April 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as the beleaguered dour jester and myself as the whimsical joyous jester
“wow ken you were gone for so long what happened” shhhhh shh shh shh. don’t worry about that. focus on this instead
April 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“wow ken you were gone for so long what happened” shhhhh shh shh shh. don’t worry about that. focus on this instead
logging back onto social media after disappearing for several months due to another round of mental distress
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
logging back onto social media after disappearing for several months due to another round of mental distress
late to your first day of clown college? hmph. not a great start. i’m your teacher, Professor Swankie, PHD. well, go on, show me how many handkerchiefs you can pull comedically out of your pockets. if the answer is less than twelve so help me god
February 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
late to your first day of clown college? hmph. not a great start. i’m your teacher, Professor Swankie, PHD. well, go on, show me how many handkerchiefs you can pull comedically out of your pockets. if the answer is less than twelve so help me god
thank you so fucking much for reminding me about this i used to be obsessed over this son of a gun….. the best oegamiom in the world every day……..
February 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
thank you so fucking much for reminding me about this i used to be obsessed over this son of a gun….. the best oegamiom in the world every day……..
literally braver than the troops
January 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
literally braver than the troops
giving this worm a comfortable retirement (he survived washing machine incident)
January 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
giving this worm a comfortable retirement (he survived washing machine incident)
word of the day app gave me this. don’t piss me off
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
word of the day app gave me this. don’t piss me off