Eleanor Morton
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book is out now! Paperback Aug 14th 2025! https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
You're welcome bluesky
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You're welcome bluesky
So glad the people of Saudi Arabia got to see the very best of British comedy writing
October 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So glad the people of Saudi Arabia got to see the very best of British comedy writing
Arrgh so excited to dive into @lilithepunk.bsky.social 's beautiful new book on household lore!
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Arrgh so excited to dive into @lilithepunk.bsky.social 's beautiful new book on household lore!
There you go pal. How much more evidence do you need, how about a picture of her in a hat saying 'I love Charlie Kirk'
September 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There you go pal. How much more evidence do you need, how about a picture of her in a hat saying 'I love Charlie Kirk'
I know this is meant to be an hilarious joke but not sure how hot you were expecting me to look playing 'Craig' a dour man who hates life
Why do female comedians have to have their looks constantly commented on
Why do female comedians have to have their looks constantly commented on
September 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I know this is meant to be an hilarious joke but not sure how hot you were expecting me to look playing 'Craig' a dour man who hates life
Why do female comedians have to have their looks constantly commented on
Why do female comedians have to have their looks constantly commented on
@misterabk.bsky.social and I recording the next episode of the pod a few weeks ago - out on the 19th! Which book do you think it is this time?
September 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@misterabk.bsky.social and I recording the next episode of the pod a few weeks ago - out on the 19th! Which book do you think it is this time?
It's paperback day! My book now available in paperback at all good book shops! (Link in bio)
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It's paperback day! My book now available in paperback at all good book shops! (Link in bio)
Bluesky please I beg you do your pedantic thing. Doing audio recording on audacity, keep getting clicks. This is my current settings, what am I doing wrong?! For context I've moved buffering from 100-210 and most options in between
July 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Bluesky please I beg you do your pedantic thing. Doing audio recording on audacity, keep getting clicks. This is my current settings, what am I doing wrong?! For context I've moved buffering from 100-210 and most options in between
'Hello, @misterabk.bsky.social ?'
'Yes, hello. Just phoning to remind you our next podcast episode is our tomorrow!'
'How did you call my hand?'
'Yes, hello. Just phoning to remind you our next podcast episode is our tomorrow!'
'How did you call my hand?'
July 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
'Hello, @misterabk.bsky.social ?'
'Yes, hello. Just phoning to remind you our next podcast episode is our tomorrow!'
'How did you call my hand?'
'Yes, hello. Just phoning to remind you our next podcast episode is our tomorrow!'
'How did you call my hand?'
Edinburgh! I'll be doing a fringe preview at Banshee with Phil O shea! If you want to see the show but can't make the Fringe dates, here's your chance!
www.eventbrite.com/e/phil-oshea...
www.eventbrite.com/e/phil-oshea...
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Edinburgh! I'll be doing a fringe preview at Banshee with Phil O shea! If you want to see the show but can't make the Fringe dates, here's your chance!
www.eventbrite.com/e/phil-oshea...
www.eventbrite.com/e/phil-oshea...
Hey I know that guy! Look who’s in this months @forteantimes.bsky.social @gralefrit.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Hey I know that guy! Look who’s in this months @forteantimes.bsky.social @gralefrit.bsky.social
It's the hotly anticipated anti-Yorkshire episode! We read The Secret Garden, out on the 19th @misterabk.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It's the hotly anticipated anti-Yorkshire episode! We read The Secret Garden, out on the 19th @misterabk.bsky.social
You're all welcome
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You're all welcome
So excited to talk about this with Charlotte at @portybooks.bsky.social next Thursday 5th! A must read for anyone with a complex relationship with the Fringe (ie the entire population of Edinburgh)
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So excited to talk about this with Charlotte at @portybooks.bsky.social next Thursday 5th! A must read for anyone with a complex relationship with the Fringe (ie the entire population of Edinburgh)
My book is currently 99p in the Amazon Kindle store!
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My book is currently 99p in the Amazon Kindle store!
Tomorrow! Barcelona!
March 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Tomorrow! Barcelona!
February 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So...like...its just the pagalicci joke?
February 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So...like...its just the pagalicci joke?
Me, in my head
February 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me, in my head
Hello, it's my fortnightly reminder that I wrote a book about history and you might enjoy it xxx
December 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Hello, it's my fortnightly reminder that I wrote a book about history and you might enjoy it xxx
Thank you to everyone who came to the @waterstones.bsky.social Glasgow Sauchiehall street event last night! Really enjoyed pranking everyone by saying Margaret Thatcher is in the book (she's not)
www.waterstones.com/book/life-le...
www.waterstones.com/book/life-le...
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Thank you to everyone who came to the @waterstones.bsky.social Glasgow Sauchiehall street event last night! Really enjoyed pranking everyone by saying Margaret Thatcher is in the book (she's not)
www.waterstones.com/book/life-le...
www.waterstones.com/book/life-le...
This Thursday, Waterstones Sauchiehall Street! See you there?
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 PM
This Thursday, Waterstones Sauchiehall Street! See you there?