Bernie Banter
@berniebanter.bsky.social
Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
Good evening Bluesky,
…Can I fix you one small?…No thanks, I just had one…Well how about a little?…That would be just fine…
UK: #2. US: #6
1971.
Hit 2/4.
…Can I fix you one small?…No thanks, I just had one…Well how about a little?…That would be just fine…
UK: #2. US: #6
1971.
Hit 2/4.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…Can I fix you one small?…No thanks, I just had one…Well how about a little?…That would be just fine…
UK: #2. US: #6
1971.
Hit 2/4.
…Can I fix you one small?…No thanks, I just had one…Well how about a little?…That would be just fine…
UK: #2. US: #6
1971.
Hit 2/4.
There’s a difference between MAGA and normal human beings too.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There’s a difference between MAGA and normal human beings too.
Reposted by Bernie Banter
Dave Gilmour: ‘Do you like my new camera, Neil?’
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Dave Gilmour: ‘Do you like my new camera, Neil?’
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Good evening Bluesky,
…You’re an O’Neill drama, you’re Whistler’s mama, you’re camembert…
There were no charts in 1934.
Originally by Paul Whiteman versions include Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Barbra Streisand and Michael Buble.
…You’re an O’Neill drama, you’re Whistler’s mama, you’re camembert…
There were no charts in 1934.
Originally by Paul Whiteman versions include Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Barbra Streisand and Michael Buble.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…You’re an O’Neill drama, you’re Whistler’s mama, you’re camembert…
There were no charts in 1934.
Originally by Paul Whiteman versions include Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Barbra Streisand and Michael Buble.
…You’re an O’Neill drama, you’re Whistler’s mama, you’re camembert…
There were no charts in 1934.
Originally by Paul Whiteman versions include Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Barbra Streisand and Michael Buble.
Funny because a few years ago his dad was a ‘Britain hating communist’ and Ed was a ‘self-hating Jew’ and ‘unconsciously antisemitic.’ 🤡🤣
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Funny because a few years ago his dad was a ‘Britain hating communist’ and Ed was a ‘self-hating Jew’ and ‘unconsciously antisemitic.’ 🤡🤣
It’s worth remembering Joyce committed no war crimes, killed no-one, held no rank or wore no uniform.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It’s worth remembering Joyce committed no war crimes, killed no-one, held no rank or wore no uniform.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
Every day I thank God I’m an outdated Marxist debating-society crank not serious about winning power.
Look what being clever, sensible, moderate, intelligent, reasonable, pragmatic and adult gets you. 🤡🤣
Look what being clever, sensible, moderate, intelligent, reasonable, pragmatic and adult gets you. 🤡🤣
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Every day I thank God I’m an outdated Marxist debating-society crank not serious about winning power.
Look what being clever, sensible, moderate, intelligent, reasonable, pragmatic and adult gets you. 🤡🤣
Look what being clever, sensible, moderate, intelligent, reasonable, pragmatic and adult gets you. 🤡🤣
Surely there’s enough plants in the Labour Party already? 🤔
I think somehow it's going to take a lot more then that.
But yes, that would be welcome.
But yes, that would be welcome.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Surely there’s enough plants in the Labour Party already? 🤔
Reposted by Bernie Banter
I stood by you through the genocide, the racism and the bashing of the disabled. But making my Sensible Politics look bad? I simply can't condone this.
Holy fucking dogshit. LMAO where's my inhaler? Bring the morphine—ALL OF IT.
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I stood by you through the genocide, the racism and the bashing of the disabled. But making my Sensible Politics look bad? I simply can't condone this.
Good evening Bluesky,
…Crimson dress that clings so tight, she’s out of reach and out of sight…
UK: #1. US: #13
1966.
Hit 8/18.
…Crimson dress that clings so tight, she’s out of reach and out of sight…
UK: #1. US: #13
1966.
Hit 8/18.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…Crimson dress that clings so tight, she’s out of reach and out of sight…
UK: #1. US: #13
1966.
Hit 8/18.
…Crimson dress that clings so tight, she’s out of reach and out of sight…
UK: #1. US: #13
1966.
Hit 8/18.
Harsh but fair.
Behold, the Aaronsonbot 2000 #lufc
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Harsh but fair.
Can’t seem to tag this but come in the usual suspects
Good evening Bluesky,
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can’t seem to tag this but come in the usual suspects
oRdInArY pEoPle wItH gEnUiNe cOnCeRnS. 🤡🤡🤡
An Independent councillor who is chairman a football club and says he wants to stand as a Reform UK candidate for Parliament was jailed for three and a half years for his involvement in a gang that grew cannabis plants worth £14m ✍️Martin Shipton
Would-be Reform candidate was jailed for involvement in £14m drug gang
Martin Shipton An Independent councillor who is chairman of a football club and says he wants to stand as a Reform UK candidate for Parliament was jailed for three and a half years for his involvement...
wp.me
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
oRdInArY pEoPle wItH gEnUiNe cOnCeRnS. 🤡🤡🤡
Captain Bonespurs clearly never learned the Yanks didn’t show up for two fucking years.
We should have taken Berlin and pushed on to Washington.
We should have taken Berlin and pushed on to Washington.
President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars"
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Captain Bonespurs clearly never learned the Yanks didn’t show up for two fucking years.
We should have taken Berlin and pushed on to Washington.
We should have taken Berlin and pushed on to Washington.
Incredibly, I’ve literally just watched this feature on witchcraft and now here it is being skeeted. 😳
Coincidence?
Or is it?
(It definitely is) 🤣
Coincidence?
Or is it?
(It definitely is) 🤣
Wonderful BBC archive clip about black magic in Norfolk in 1964 - soot-blackened sheep’s hearts, weird effigies, and isolated fenland villages.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
1964: A Curious Case of Black Magic in Norfolk | Tonight | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Incredibly, I’ve literally just watched this feature on witchcraft and now here it is being skeeted. 😳
Coincidence?
Or is it?
(It definitely is) 🤣
Coincidence?
Or is it?
(It definitely is) 🤣
Good evening Bluesky,
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
…Mothers complain about how hard life is and the kids just don’t understand…
UK: #11. US: #8.
1967.
Hit 5/9.
Dave Gilmour: ‘Do you like my new camera, Neil?’
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Dave Gilmour: ‘Do you like my new camera, Neil?’
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Neil Diamond: ‘Very nice. Is it a Pentax?’
Dave Gilmour: it’s a Chinon, you crazy Diamond.’
Roger Waters: 🤔💡
Tonight’s scores.
Mastermind. (GK only)
9/10/12/12
Only Connect.
23.
University Challenge.
175.
Mastermind. (GK only)
9/10/12/12
Only Connect.
23.
University Challenge.
175.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tonight’s scores.
Mastermind. (GK only)
9/10/12/12
Only Connect.
23.
University Challenge.
175.
Mastermind. (GK only)
9/10/12/12
Only Connect.
23.
University Challenge.
175.
Why don’t BBC just announce Netenyahu as DG and cut out the middleman?
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why don’t BBC just announce Netenyahu as DG and cut out the middleman?
Unpopular opinion ahoy. (Thread)
We were looking defensively sound until 2 weeks ago and had allowed fewer shots on goal than anyone.
What changed? Perri and Biljol is what changed.
Perri with the ball at his feet is a disaster area and you’ve only got to watch Rodon to see the apprehension.
We were looking defensively sound until 2 weeks ago and had allowed fewer shots on goal than anyone.
What changed? Perri and Biljol is what changed.
Perri with the ball at his feet is a disaster area and you’ve only got to watch Rodon to see the apprehension.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Unpopular opinion ahoy. (Thread)
We were looking defensively sound until 2 weeks ago and had allowed fewer shots on goal than anyone.
What changed? Perri and Biljol is what changed.
Perri with the ball at his feet is a disaster area and you’ve only got to watch Rodon to see the apprehension.
We were looking defensively sound until 2 weeks ago and had allowed fewer shots on goal than anyone.
What changed? Perri and Biljol is what changed.
Perri with the ball at his feet is a disaster area and you’ve only got to watch Rodon to see the apprehension.
Good evening Bluesky,
…You made me a life of ashes…I guess I’ll just take your glasses…
UK: #3. US: #1.
1968.
One hit wonder.
…You made me a life of ashes…I guess I’ll just take your glasses…
UK: #3. US: #1.
1968.
One hit wonder.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…You made me a life of ashes…I guess I’ll just take your glasses…
UK: #3. US: #1.
1968.
One hit wonder.
…You made me a life of ashes…I guess I’ll just take your glasses…
UK: #3. US: #1.
1968.
One hit wonder.
Ok, if we’re sacking Farke, which manager do we think can…
1) Turn Perri into something other than Mes 2.0?
2) Put ten yards on Bijol’s pace?
3) Get N’Mecha to stay on his feet instead of looking for free kicks he’s never gonna get?
Answers on a signed Jesse Marche training top, please.
1) Turn Perri into something other than Mes 2.0?
2) Put ten yards on Bijol’s pace?
3) Get N’Mecha to stay on his feet instead of looking for free kicks he’s never gonna get?
Answers on a signed Jesse Marche training top, please.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ok, if we’re sacking Farke, which manager do we think can…
1) Turn Perri into something other than Mes 2.0?
2) Put ten yards on Bijol’s pace?
3) Get N’Mecha to stay on his feet instead of looking for free kicks he’s never gonna get?
Answers on a signed Jesse Marche training top, please.
1) Turn Perri into something other than Mes 2.0?
2) Put ten yards on Bijol’s pace?
3) Get N’Mecha to stay on his feet instead of looking for free kicks he’s never gonna get?
Answers on a signed Jesse Marche training top, please.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM