MrPaulRobinson
@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
Football, music, telly
Keep hearing about Greenland's vast but untapped mineral wealth
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Keep hearing about Greenland's vast but untapped mineral wealth
Stitches galore in my right arm at the age of 10 after smashing it through a pane of glass in our front door. I'd been playing out and was hammering away demanding to be let in so I could get some cash for the ice cream van
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Stitches galore in my right arm at the age of 10 after smashing it through a pane of glass in our front door. I'd been playing out and was hammering away demanding to be let in so I could get some cash for the ice cream van
Roses are red
Good news is cheering
Good news is cheering
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Roses are red
Good news is cheering
Good news is cheering
Reposted by MrPaulRobinson
Great patter on breakfast tv with Shaun Ryder
“Is it the whole band getting back together then?”
“Well yeah bar our kid cos he’s dead”
“Is it the whole band getting back together then?”
“Well yeah bar our kid cos he’s dead”
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Great patter on breakfast tv with Shaun Ryder
“Is it the whole band getting back together then?”
“Well yeah bar our kid cos he’s dead”
“Is it the whole band getting back together then?”
“Well yeah bar our kid cos he’s dead”
It's a bleak old world out there right now so, please, do take the time this morning to count your blessings, hug your loved ones and have a bloody good laugh at Chris Mason's Wikipedia profile pic
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It's a bleak old world out there right now so, please, do take the time this morning to count your blessings, hug your loved ones and have a bloody good laugh at Chris Mason's Wikipedia profile pic
Amorim can at least take pride in the way he masterminded Man United's victory in a 1-0 defeat against Arsenal back in August
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Amorim can at least take pride in the way he masterminded Man United's victory in a 1-0 defeat against Arsenal back in August
MORE WOKE NONSENSE
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
MORE WOKE NONSENSE
I see the ITVX supercomputer is working well again tonight
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I see the ITVX supercomputer is working well again tonight
"I'm letting someone who isn't Martin O'Neill have a go at managing Celtic... for an hour."
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"I'm letting someone who isn't Martin O'Neill have a go at managing Celtic... for an hour."
Bad day for the waiter out of Duty Free
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Bad day for the waiter out of Duty Free
Jason Wilcox looks like a supporting character in Mr Benn
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Jason Wilcox looks like a supporting character in Mr Benn
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"
"Don't talk to me about sophistication, I've *been* to Leeds."
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 AM
"Don't talk to me about sophistication, I've *been* to Leeds."
Polite reminder that no one gives a shit about the roads being gritted round near you.
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Polite reminder that no one gives a shit about the roads being gritted round near you.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
Sound, let's invade France
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Sound, let's invade France