Bernie Santa
@berniebanter.bsky.social
Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
Giving the dull boy a trophy for taking part is the literal definition of Woke.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Giving the dull boy a trophy for taking part is the literal definition of Woke.
If you don’t like London, move back to Broadmoor where you belong.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If you don’t like London, move back to Broadmoor where you belong.
If these fuckwits had ever watched one of these sitcoms, they’d know that 99% of the time it’s the white guy who ends up looking a total twat. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If these fuckwits had ever watched one of these sitcoms, they’d know that 99% of the time it’s the white guy who ends up looking a total twat. 🤣
Funny how this deep state keeps trying to kill or silence people but they always manage to evade destruction.
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Funny how this deep state keeps trying to kill or silence people but they always manage to evade destruction.
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
This was mine. Strictly forbidden at my catholic grammar school of course.
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This was mine. Strictly forbidden at my catholic grammar school of course.
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Nearly 1 in 1 Reform voters in Britain speak and write English like it was their second language.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nearly 1 in 1 Reform voters in Britain speak and write English like it was their second language.
The Fruit Loop continues…
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Fruit Loop continues…
Swap Dump’s face with Farage’s with no loss of accuracy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Swap Dump’s face with Farage’s with no loss of accuracy.
Jesus was crucified by the biggest state in recorded history - The Roman Empire.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Jesus was crucified by the biggest state in recorded history - The Roman Empire.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
I couldn’t care less about Pakistanis in the House of Commons.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I couldn’t care less about Pakistanis in the House of Commons.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
NBC News, November 22, 1963.
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
NBC News, November 22, 1963.
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
Who but a Tory would get angry at a person with £7k a year to live on?
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Who but a Tory would get angry at a person with £7k a year to live on?
‘Look, all those princesses and duchesses love a bit of rough…’
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
‘Look, all those princesses and duchesses love a bit of rough…’
Talking about Jan 6th, Piggy? 🐷
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Talking about Jan 6th, Piggy? 🐷
Breaking: Keir Starmer denies Labour have plans to extract gold teeth or make lampshades from the skin of unsuccessful applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Breaking: Keir Starmer denies Labour have plans to extract gold teeth or make lampshades from the skin of unsuccessful applicants.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
‘Through the window they gazed and looked from Reform to Labour and from Labour to Reform but it was already impossible to tell the difference.’
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
‘Through the window they gazed and looked from Reform to Labour and from Labour to Reform but it was already impossible to tell the difference.’
Remember that time Heinrich Himmler praised Clement Attlee?
Me neither.
Me neither.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember that time Heinrich Himmler praised Clement Attlee?
Me neither.
Me neither.
It’s worth remembering Joyce committed no war crimes, killed no-one, held no rank or wore no uniform.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It’s worth remembering Joyce committed no war crimes, killed no-one, held no rank or wore no uniform.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
He was a broadcaster.
We hanged him anyway.
And we should bring that back.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nigel Farage wanted to wear this but Gabriel wouldn’t sell…
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nigel Farage wanted to wear this but Gabriel wouldn’t sell…
My wife’s car this morning - parked overnight in Nigel Farage’s Clacton Reich.
We want our disappointing seaside towns back.
We want our disappointing seaside towns back.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My wife’s car this morning - parked overnight in Nigel Farage’s Clacton Reich.
We want our disappointing seaside towns back.
We want our disappointing seaside towns back.
MAGA want the same but with 12 year olds.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
MAGA want the same but with 12 year olds.
You’d deport him.
Take your performative fucking hero-worship and shove it up your arse.
Take your performative fucking hero-worship and shove it up your arse.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You’d deport him.
Take your performative fucking hero-worship and shove it up your arse.
Take your performative fucking hero-worship and shove it up your arse.
Ohhh, DeformUK & the media goons aren’t gonna like this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ohhh, DeformUK & the media goons aren’t gonna like this.