Rick Aaron
@rickaaron.bsky.social
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
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I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
Do you get scared and/or angry driving into Home Depot parking lots? Well today there’s a halftime show just for you!
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Do you get scared and/or angry driving into Home Depot parking lots? Well today there’s a halftime show just for you!
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
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The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
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It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
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Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
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“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
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This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
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"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
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Hire an accordionist to start playing at family gatherings when you want to signal the guests it’s time for them to leave.
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Hire an accordionist to start playing at family gatherings when you want to signal the guests it’s time for them to leave.
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“Okay Steve, try it now.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Okay Steve, try it now.”
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“Allow me to demonstrate.”
- demons, probably
- demons, probably
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
“Allow me to demonstrate.”
- demons, probably
- demons, probably
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This day in history. 2011. Ronald Reagan Day in California celebrates the defunding of universities, the beating and murder of student protesters, escalating taxes, poverty, homelessness, and untreated mental illness, but as the governor pointed out, "facts are stupid things."
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This day in history. 2011. Ronald Reagan Day in California celebrates the defunding of universities, the beating and murder of student protesters, escalating taxes, poverty, homelessness, and untreated mental illness, but as the governor pointed out, "facts are stupid things."
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I suppose one good thing these days is that no one asks for doggy bags anymore
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I suppose one good thing these days is that no one asks for doggy bags anymore
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well that’s very specific
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
well that’s very specific
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Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
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My 10 favourite digits (in no particular order)
6
0
2
9
1
7
4
8
3
5
6
0
2
9
1
7
4
8
3
5
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My 10 favourite digits (in no particular order)
6
0
2
9
1
7
4
8
3
5
6
0
2
9
1
7
4
8
3
5
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On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think of numerical ratings?
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think of numerical ratings?
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When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.