Rick Aaron
@rickaaron.bsky.social
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
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Whenever someone new comes to the house, Clyde always likes to show off his mailman collection.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Whenever someone new comes to the house, Clyde always likes to show off his mailman collection.
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
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me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
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Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it was love at first sight
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Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
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I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
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The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
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Thursday, 4:01pm
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thursday, 4:01pm
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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ME: *fumbling with remote* honey which one is ABC
HER:
HER:
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ME: *fumbling with remote* honey which one is ABC
HER:
HER:
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Later on, Terry would feel a slight pang of guilt over the fleeting seconds she'd spent thinking about all the things she could do with a spare bedroom, before grabbing the kid's leg.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Later on, Terry would feel a slight pang of guilt over the fleeting seconds she'd spent thinking about all the things she could do with a spare bedroom, before grabbing the kid's leg.
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potty training a unicorn ain’t easy
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
potty training a unicorn ain’t easy
Please be kind. I’m in a really dark place right now. Outside of my house at 5:30 pm.
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Please be kind. I’m in a really dark place right now. Outside of my house at 5:30 pm.
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[3am]
Lily’s father awakens to the feeling of hot breath on his face and the smell of sulfur. He opens his eyes and finds himself staring into a pair of red, glowing orbs. The ladybug unhinges its jaws, revealing two perfectly formed rows of razor-sharp teeth. He screams.
Lily’s father awakens to the feeling of hot breath on his face and the smell of sulfur. He opens his eyes and finds himself staring into a pair of red, glowing orbs. The ladybug unhinges its jaws, revealing two perfectly formed rows of razor-sharp teeth. He screams.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[3am]
Lily’s father awakens to the feeling of hot breath on his face and the smell of sulfur. He opens his eyes and finds himself staring into a pair of red, glowing orbs. The ladybug unhinges its jaws, revealing two perfectly formed rows of razor-sharp teeth. He screams.
Lily’s father awakens to the feeling of hot breath on his face and the smell of sulfur. He opens his eyes and finds himself staring into a pair of red, glowing orbs. The ladybug unhinges its jaws, revealing two perfectly formed rows of razor-sharp teeth. He screams.
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It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."
Think your Sunday was rough? Flavor Flav had to turn back all of his jewelry.
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Think your Sunday was rough? Flavor Flav had to turn back all of his jewelry.
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i think a funny thing to ask a guy named charles when he's barfing is WHATS UP CHUCK and also another funny thing is
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i think a funny thing to ask a guy named charles when he's barfing is WHATS UP CHUCK and also another funny thing is
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“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”
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That’s such a French thing to do
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That’s such a French thing to do
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I think I’m ready to start eating competitively.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think I’m ready to start eating competitively.