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stabke
@stabke.bsky.social
· Jul 21
Listen. Life is short. Take the vacation. Eat the dessert. Dress like an elderly British woman to defy custody laws and see your kids. Get the guacamole yes I know it’s extra. Be extra.
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The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
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I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
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“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it was love at first sight
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Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
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me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
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Whenever someone new comes to the house, Clyde always likes to show off his mailman collection.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Whenever someone new comes to the house, Clyde always likes to show off his mailman collection.
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Sal, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Monella. You know that new bacterial infection you're looking for?
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sal, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Monella. You know that new bacterial infection you're looking for?
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ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
Pretty glad to see Mamdani is implementing Shakeyourump Law because honestly all I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pretty glad to see Mamdani is implementing Shakeyourump Law because honestly all I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
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Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
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Establish dominance in a meeting by bringing donuts and saying no one can have any because they are for a later, more important meeting.
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Establish dominance in a meeting by bringing donuts and saying no one can have any because they are for a later, more important meeting.
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ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
Boss: I’m sorry but we’re gonna have to let you go
Rand McNally: *storming out* THIS IS RIDICULOUS I PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP
Rand McNally: *storming out* THIS IS RIDICULOUS I PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Boss: I’m sorry but we’re gonna have to let you go
Rand McNally: *storming out* THIS IS RIDICULOUS I PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP
Rand McNally: *storming out* THIS IS RIDICULOUS I PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP
Dysentery causes oregon failure
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dysentery causes oregon failure
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the free sample lady must have called them when i wouldn’t leave
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the free sample lady must have called them when i wouldn’t leave
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When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk ten miles through it to get to school.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk ten miles through it to get to school.
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
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Kirk Hammett has aged seamlessly into Portland lesbian
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Kirk Hammett has aged seamlessly into Portland lesbian
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“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.