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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Jul 13
waiter: is pepsi ok

pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
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me: congrats when’s the baby due

pregnant librarian: oh it's mine i get to keep it
May 26, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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[first barista] coffee for alan and elle
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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fredtaming.bsky.social
ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
fredtaming.bsky.social
maybe this is a stupid question, but how does it " stop " them ?? ?
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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fredtaming.bsky.social
[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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me: lol more like yesferatu

vampire: so i can come in?

me: no, you loser, get off my porch
October 26, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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fredtaming.bsky.social
if i ever get a pet Zonkey im gonna name him Debra
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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if i ever get a pet Zonkey im gonna name him Debra
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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me: everything bagel plz

him: even war?

me: onion bagel plz
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
fredtaming.bsky.social
yes its true dick cheneys viewing will be open casket, and yes everyone will be able to shoot him in the face with birdshot, but sorry, its BYOG
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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boner.ink
we should all have a baby together, i bet we could make a really big baby if we all participate
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
"The electric lines represent the power of social injustices that I ache to destroy?"
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
behind-the-scenes photograph from the set of the original 1954 Japanese film Godzilla (titled Gojira in Japan) the director is talking to the person in the Godzilla suit, who is surrounded by models of towers of electric wires.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
the only way Frank Sinatra took his chicken salad sandwiches
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
fredtaming.bsky.social
RIP Donna Jean Godchaux 💀⚡🌹
Donna Jean Godchaux (1947-2025), singing on stage with the Grateful Dead in the 70s. left hand holding mic stand, bracelet on left wrist, face is turned towards camera, blurry crowd/background behind her. bob weir's shoulder and guitar strap seen on left Donna Jean Godchaux (1947-2025), singing on stage in more recent years, right hand holding mic stand, her signature long straight hair (now white) and orangey-red glasses
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
So Connect 4 pieces are called "checkers". as if the game wasn't confusing enough already..
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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izzyzaw.bsky.social
What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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they should invent a candle with more ends to burn
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite

my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
November 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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they should invent a candle with more ends to burn
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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murrman5.bsky.social
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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fredtaming.bsky.social
happy birthday to John Candy the father of Halloween
October 31, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
You should be able to order a cigarette off the McDonald's dollar menu
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM