fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
· Dec 11
ah yes the annual holiday season tradition of having to remind myself Kevin McAllister’s family isn’t real i can calm down that’s Catherine O’Hara she’s very nice relax
honestly i dont even care what trick you do, man, just the fact the guy rode down that massive slope backwards is insane (skiing big air on rn)
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
honestly i dont even care what trick you do, man, just the fact the guy rode down that massive slope backwards is insane (skiing big air on rn)
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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[on phone after rap battle] mom is it true
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
[on phone after rap battle] mom is it true
🫡🇺🇸
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
🫡🇺🇸
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Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
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[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book
May 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book
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[horse sliding a shot of whiskey in front of me] why the short face
September 6, 2023 at 12:53 PM
[horse sliding a shot of whiskey in front of me] why the short face
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i shit you not i was all numb for a crown replacement and Cant Feel My Face came on the radio
dentists for adults should have screens above the chairs like they do for kids so i can watch the sopranos
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i shit you not i was all numb for a crown replacement and Cant Feel My Face came on the radio
dentists for adults should have screens above the chairs like they do for kids so i can watch the sopranos
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
dentists for adults should have screens above the chairs like they do for kids so i can watch the sopranos
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[addicted to lunch] its gotta be noon somewhere
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
[addicted to lunch] its gotta be noon somewhere
[addicted to lunch] its gotta be noon somewhere
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
[addicted to lunch] its gotta be noon somewhere
apropos of nothing; netflix recently added all 26 James Bond movies and for the first time i am watching them in order. three in so far -Dr. No (1962), From Russia With Love (1963), and Goldfinger (1964). up next: Thunderball (1965)
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
apropos of nothing; netflix recently added all 26 James Bond movies and for the first time i am watching them in order. three in so far -Dr. No (1962), From Russia With Love (1963), and Goldfinger (1964). up next: Thunderball (1965)
hello, im new to mogging, what are some good foids to jestermax
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
hello, im new to mogging, what are some good foids to jestermax
new sled sport combining two man luge and skeleton where they go down the track in a 69
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
new sled sport combining two man luge and skeleton where they go down the track in a 69
a real dutch headline i saw today: Skiiben Joompin Der Schlongen Longen
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
a real dutch headline i saw today: Skiiben Joompin Der Schlongen Longen
Coup Carey
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Coup Carey
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me: did you finish inside me
surgeon: please stop saying it that way
surgeon: please stop saying it that way
September 1, 2023 at 7:27 PM
me: did you finish inside me
surgeon: please stop saying it that way
surgeon: please stop saying it that way
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today on the pod we tackle that age old question: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
today on the pod we tackle that age old question: wtf
sorry cant, working on the cut of my jib
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
sorry cant, working on the cut of my jib
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ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
look, i know a lot of heinous shit is going on, but one of the worst things in the world is when you put on a jacket or zip-up sweatshirt, have one arm already in, but the other sleeve is prolapsed
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
look, i know a lot of heinous shit is going on, but one of the worst things in the world is when you put on a jacket or zip-up sweatshirt, have one arm already in, but the other sleeve is prolapsed
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die