fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
· Jul 13
waiter: is pepsi ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
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are they gonna allow rfk at the funeral
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
are they gonna allow rfk at the funeral
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"May you live in interesting times" No thank you
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"May you live in interesting times" No thank you
2025 has been such a clown fuck of a shit circus that i bet almost none of you remember they released the JFK files
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025 has been such a clown fuck of a shit circus that i bet almost none of you remember they released the JFK files
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me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
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doctor: open up
me: it all started when my dad-
doctor: and say ahh
me: oh
doctor: no, 'ahh'
me: it all started when my dad-
doctor: and say ahh
me: oh
doctor: no, 'ahh'
January 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
doctor: open up
me: it all started when my dad-
doctor: and say ahh
me: oh
doctor: no, 'ahh'
me: it all started when my dad-
doctor: and say ahh
me: oh
doctor: no, 'ahh'
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[purple smoke pours from the chimney] theyve chosen a new grimace
January 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[purple smoke pours from the chimney] theyve chosen a new grimace
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devil: youre here because you touch yourself at night
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
devil: youre here because you touch yourself at night
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
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[car ad] you could totally race this illegally and win. you shouldn’t though.
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[car ad] you could totally race this illegally and win. you shouldn’t though.
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me: we are so back
patient: really?
me: oh wait this chart is upside down, sorry, we are so over
patient: really?
me: oh wait this chart is upside down, sorry, we are so over
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me: we are so back
patient: really?
me: oh wait this chart is upside down, sorry, we are so over
patient: really?
me: oh wait this chart is upside down, sorry, we are so over
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it’s actually called lightgassing
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
it’s actually called lightgassing
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if you get a handjob in canada on the Ides of March its called a Julius Squeezer
March 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
if you get a handjob in canada on the Ides of March its called a Julius Squeezer
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spider bitten by a radioactive human and gains the power to send four emails at once
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
spider bitten by a radioactive human and gains the power to send four emails at once
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[guy driving my hearse] you know what? i will have fries with that
April 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
[guy driving my hearse] you know what? i will have fries with that
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stopping you in the middle of a conversation and asking the air "gork is this real," then motioning you to wait a second
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
stopping you in the middle of a conversation and asking the air "gork is this real," then motioning you to wait a second
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[seeing white smoke coming out of my neighbors basement window] looks like steve chose a new pope
May 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[seeing white smoke coming out of my neighbors basement window] looks like steve chose a new pope
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[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book
May 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book
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bad news. doctor says the laziness has spread ..to my bones
May 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
bad news. doctor says the laziness has spread ..to my bones
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white ppl love to make the rules and then say sorry i dont make the rules
May 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
white ppl love to make the rules and then say sorry i dont make the rules
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i am a serious grown adult man so i only do things william nilliam
June 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i am a serious grown adult man so i only do things william nilliam
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me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
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driving truly is a feast of the five senses; Seeing the road streaming at you, Feeling the vibration of the wheel under your fingers, Smelling the soup waft up from your lap, Tasting the soup with a spoon, Hearing the sirens chasing you
August 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
driving truly is a feast of the five senses; Seeing the road streaming at you, Feeling the vibration of the wheel under your fingers, Smelling the soup waft up from your lap, Tasting the soup with a spoon, Hearing the sirens chasing you
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frankenstein pushing a bolt on his neck in, waiting for it to pop back out, and then using it to light a cigarette
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
frankenstein pushing a bolt on his neck in, waiting for it to pop back out, and then using it to light a cigarette
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[holding out can of whoop-ass] can you open this for me
September 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
[holding out can of whoop-ass] can you open this for me
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ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
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[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years