𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧
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My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
Grace VanderWaal lookin’ more like Frederique van der Wal.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
Grace VanderWaal - High (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Grace VanderWaal
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Grace VanderWaal lookin’ more like Frederique van der Wal.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
Does anybody else here remember Lady Sovereign?
Lady Sovereign So Human (Official Video)
YouTube video by ScarletFox92
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Does anybody else here remember Lady Sovereign?
The American educational system is failing. The signs are everywhere.
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The American educational system is failing. The signs are everywhere.
Okay. One last time.
David Keith : White
Keith David : Black
David Keith : White
Keith David : Black
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Okay. One last time.
David Keith : White
Keith David : Black
David Keith : White
Keith David : Black
“Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists, they ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists, they ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting.”
🎶 Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard 🎶
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard 🎶
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🎶 Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard 🎶
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard 🎶
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and don’t forget to like and subscribe.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and please exit through the gift shop.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and thanks for coming to my TED talk.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and don’t forget to like and subscribe.
💕 This dropped on YouTube yesterday and I’ve listened to it at least a hundred times. 💕 It’s a simply flawless bedroom pop song. 💕 Enjoy! 💕
#KalynRain 💕 #LaughItOff
#KalynRain 💕 #LaughItOff
Laugh It Off - Kalyn Rain (official shitty music video)
YouTube video by Kalyn Rain
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
💕 This dropped on YouTube yesterday and I’ve listened to it at least a hundred times. 💕 It’s a simply flawless bedroom pop song. 💕 Enjoy! 💕
#KalynRain 💕 #LaughItOff
#KalynRain 💕 #LaughItOff
𝕀’𝕕 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤! 👻
Brown butter M&M cookie bars. Besides regular and mini M&Ms, I added semi-sweet chips, white chips, and sprinkles. My BFF said that it's because I'm "extra". 🤣
So what if I am!
So what if I am!
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
𝕀’𝕕 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤! 👻
H I R E A B I R D #ThinkTree
Out to Pasture: Why Hollywood’s Animal Actors Can’t Find Work
They’ve helped fetch Oscars, boosted box office and upstaged their A-list co-stars — but these days, Hollywood’s animals can’t seem to book a gig.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
H I R E A B I R D #ThinkTree
👻 Can we all agree that the best part of Halloween is pets in costumes? 🎃
Best dog Halloween costume 🎃🎃#dog #halloween #costume #cute #doglover #funny #youtube
YouTube video by Jack flim
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
👻 Can we all agree that the best part of Halloween is pets in costumes? 🎃
I’ve heard his wife has a catchphrase of her own…
“Time to fake the orgasms.” ™
“Time to fake the orgasms.” ™
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’ve heard his wife has a catchphrase of her own…
“Time to fake the orgasms.” ™
“Time to fake the orgasms.” ™
‘𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐲’ walked so that ‘𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤’ could run.
#UnfortunateCinema
#UnfortunateCinema
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
‘𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐲’ walked so that ‘𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤’ could run.
#UnfortunateCinema
#UnfortunateCinema
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
🎶 “But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of yours
With her name still on it?” 🎶
In these jeans of yours
With her name still on it?” 🎶
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🎶 “But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of yours
With her name still on it?” 🎶
In these jeans of yours
With her name still on it?” 🎶