𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧
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My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
On first, second, and third read, I did not see “and HIS” or “with Jeffery”.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On first, second, and third read, I did not see “and HIS” or “with Jeffery”.
Pound foolish.
a woman with red hair is dressed up as a clown for halloween
ALT: a woman with red hair is dressed up as a clown for halloween
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November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Pound foolish.
It does feel like a Monday. 🤔
Run, Garfield! Run!!
Run, Garfield! Run!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It does feel like a Monday. 🤔
Run, Garfield! Run!!
Run, Garfield! Run!!
You're welcome, Lizz. 😊
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You're welcome, Lizz. 😊
I don’t remember in Star Wars where there was a duel with Olive Garden bread sticks.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don’t remember in Star Wars where there was a duel with Olive Garden bread sticks.
I love how their music video is very "we promise this is not A.I. generated content - look, real people - see? see??". 🤣 😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love how their music video is very "we promise this is not A.I. generated content - look, real people - see? see??". 🤣 😂
That’s heavy, Doc.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That’s heavy, Doc.
Frederique van der Wal was a popular lingerie model in the 1980s.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Frederique van der Wal was a popular lingerie model in the 1980s.
She was quite the scene-stealer in ‘Megalopolis’ last year.
My Pledge - Megalopolis (2024) Vesta Sweetwater's Arena Song | CLIP
YouTube video by dogokon's Movie Archive
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November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
She was quite the scene-stealer in ‘Megalopolis’ last year.
I’m just glad they didn’t pave The Paradise and put up a parking lot.
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m just glad they didn’t pave The Paradise and put up a parking lot.
Man, I miss The Paradise!
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Man, I miss The Paradise!
Happy Caturday!
a woman in a black dress is holding two cats in her arms with swifter pics written on the bottom
Alt: Miss Taylor Swift attempting to herd cats.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Happy Caturday!
