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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧
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My week beats your year.
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Frederique van der Wal was a popular lingerie model in the 1980s.
Frederique van der Wal in an advertisement for lingerie (late 80s/early 90s).
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Every picture of Jeremy Renner is a dick pic.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Congrats! 🍾
BEST MUSICAL THEATER ALBUM BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB MARCO PAGUIA, DEAN SHARENOW & DAVID YAZBEK, PRODUCERS (ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST) DEATH BECOMES HER TAUREAN EVERETT, MEGAN HILTY, JOSH LAMON, CHRISTOPHER SIEBER, JENNIFER SIMARD & MICHELLE WILLIAMS, PRINCIPAL VOCALISTS; NOEL CAREY, SEAN PATRICK FLAHAVEN, JULIA MATTISON & SCOTT M. RIESETT, PRODUCERS; NOEL CAREY & JULIA MATTISON, COMPOSERS/LYRICISTS (ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST) GYPSY DANNY BURSTEIN, KEVIN COLAK, AUDRA MeDONALD, JORDAN TYSON & JOY WOODS, PRINCIPAL VOCALISTS: DAVID CADDICK, ANDY EINHORN, DAVID LAI& GEORGE C. WOLFE, PRODUCERS (JULE STYNE, COMPOSER: STEPHEN SONDHEIM, LYRICIST) (2024 BROADWAY CAST) JUST IN TIME EMILY BERGL, JONATHAN GROFF, ERIKA HENNINGSEN, GRACIE LAWRENCE & MICHELE PAWK, PRINCIPAL VOCALISTS: DERIK LEE, ANDREW RESNICK& BILL SHERMAN, PRODUCERS (BOBBY DARIN, COMPOSER & LYRICIST) (ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST) MAYBE HAPPY ENDING MARCUS CHOI, DARREN CRISS, DEZ DURON & HELEN 1. SHEN, PRINCIPAL VOCALISTS; DEBORAH ABRAMSON, WILLARONSON, IAN KAGEY & HUE PARK, PRODUCERS; HUE PARK LYRICIST; WILL ARONSON, COMPOSER & LYRICIST (ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST)
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The American educational system is failing. The signs are everywhere.
A typed and printed sign reads “we dont not except paper coupons anymore”. 😳
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Okay. One last time.
David Keith : White
Keith David : Black
Images of David Keith and Keith David.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Mr. Miyagi says, “Different, but same.”
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Buffalo Bill says, “Don't forget to tuck your cocks back… I mean set your clocks back this weekend.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Happy Halloween Michael Myers (The Shape) looms over Helen Tasker from ‘True Lies’.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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#RealQuotes
"One time I farted so loud that Mel ran outside, thinking someone was trying to steal his motorcycle." - Audrey Hepburn
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Linus declares “How I hate him!”.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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‘𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐲’ walked so that ‘𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤’ could run.
#UnfortunateCinema
Key art for ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ (1989). Key art for ‘Green Book’ (2018).
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Lex Luthor drinking “Granny’s Peach Tea” (hot urine).
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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#BillboardDomination ❤️‍🔥 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
EVERY SONG FROM TAYLOR SWIFT'S THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL ON THIS WEEK'S HOT 100 1 The Fate of Ophelia 2 Opalite 3 Elizabeth Taylor 4 Father Figure 5 Wood 6 Wi$h Li$t 7 Actually Romantic 8 The Life of a Showgirl FT. SABRINA CARPENTER 9 Eldest Daughter 10 Cancelled! 11 Ruin the Friendship 12 Honey CHART DATED OCTOBER 18, 2025
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Here what Al came up with…
A pair of Funyuns branded slippers.
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Miss Taylor Swift
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Fun Fact: Tonight’s episode of ‘Saturday Night Live’ (hosted by Amy Poehler with musical guest Role Model) occurs 50 years to the day after the very first episode broadcast on October 11th, 1975.
#SNL #SaturdayNightLive #SNL50
Tucker Pillsbury (known professionally as Role Model), Amy Poehler, and Bowen Yang.
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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For real, has there EVER been a made-for-Netflix movie better than ‘The Lion King 1 1/2’?
A ye olde VHS copy of ‘The Lion King 1 1/2’ sits on the floor.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I 𝙢𝙖𝙮 have acquired some ‘Wicked: For Good’ tickets this morning. 😬
A screen capture of my AMC app showing reservations for three screenings of ‘Wicked: For Good’ next month.
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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What’s your sign?
Miss Chappell Roan brandishes a fan with the word “CUNT” printed on it.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
The classic board game “Breakable Heaven” sits on the floor.
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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❤️‍🔥 We finally have some images of #TaylorSwift and the Karls (yes, #MaxMartin and #Shellback both share the birth name Karl) creating #TheLifeOfAShowgirl in Stockholm, Sweden last year. ❤️‍🔥
Max Martin and Taylor Swift at Max’s home in Stockholm, Sweden. Taylor Swift and Max Martin at Max’s home in Stockholm, Sweden. Max Martin, Taylor Swift, and Shellback at Max’s home in Stockholm, Sweden. Taylor Swift and Shellback at Max Martin’s home in Stockholm, Sweden.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Miss Taylor Swift presents the lyric “BECAUSE MY DICK’S BIGGER”.
October 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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#TaylorSwiftTheOfficialReleasePartyOfAShowgirl #TaylorSwift #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #TS12 #TheOfficialReleasePartyOfAShowgirl #LifeOfAShowgirl
The poster for “Taylor Swift: The Official Release Party of a Showgirl” and the review “No words… They should have sent a poet.”
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Miss Taylor Swift in The Life Of A Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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That’s how you do it! ❤️‍🔥
Miss Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM