Not Owen Meany
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
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80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
Pinned
*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
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Me, in the Zurich airport, "Switzerland really isn't beating the bougie allegations, is it?"
*Turns the corner, there's a Rolex shop next to a caviar shop*
*Turns the corner, there's a Rolex shop next to a caviar shop*
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Me, in the Zurich airport, "Switzerland really isn't beating the bougie allegations, is it?"
*Turns the corner, there's a Rolex shop next to a caviar shop*
*Turns the corner, there's a Rolex shop next to a caviar shop*
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Apparently my “Jeopardy!” anecdote was a little too real for the network censors.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Apparently my “Jeopardy!” anecdote was a little too real for the network censors.
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Childhood books set up some big disappointments for me
Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund
Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly
Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises
And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers
Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund
Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly
Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises
And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Childhood books set up some big disappointments for me
Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund
Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly
Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises
And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers
Turkish delight is not tasty enough to do that Edmund
Enid, Hay is bloody awful to sleep in. It scratches and pokes mercilessly
Snowballs are not soft - they leave bruises
And radiation exposure doesn't give you super powers
When you didn't even know he was in the movie and the first shot is of Bolo Yeung punching you (the camera) in the face...
a man in a tuxedo is applauding in front of a crowd of people
Alt: Morgan Freeman in a tuxedo is applauding at the Oscars.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When you didn't even know he was in the movie and the first shot is of Bolo Yeung punching you (the camera) in the face...
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"There's a Lieutenant Columbo here to see you." OH FUCK
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"There's a Lieutenant Columbo here to see you." OH FUCK
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It’s funny to listen to Judas Priest as an adult and realize he was singing about banging dudes that whole time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s funny to listen to Judas Priest as an adult and realize he was singing about banging dudes that whole time.
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cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
cannibalism
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I like my women like I like my Libby books. Available now.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I like my women like I like my Libby books. Available now.
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It's only 4 pm? It's so dark outside!!
Outside:
Outside:
a woman in a black dress stands in front of candles
Alt: a goth woman in a black dress stands in front of candles
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's only 4 pm? It's so dark outside!!
Outside:
Outside:
That's when murder victims were polite.
If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That's when murder victims were polite.
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If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.
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My husband is just now watching the YouTube clip I sent him 3 days ago. 3 days! Fuck him if he thinks he's going to celebrate hump day with me tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My husband is just now watching the YouTube clip I sent him 3 days ago. 3 days! Fuck him if he thinks he's going to celebrate hump day with me tonight.
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Surely not ALL of the Republicans in Congress can be pedophiles, hang on I’m getting a message in my ear now
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Surely not ALL of the Republicans in Congress can be pedophiles, hang on I’m getting a message in my ear now
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I just hired a neighbor kid to watch my cat while I’m out of town, and he dead ass just asked me if I could pay him his $80 in ones. He’s 13. Is he going to the titty bars or what?
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just hired a neighbor kid to watch my cat while I’m out of town, and he dead ass just asked me if I could pay him his $80 in ones. He’s 13. Is he going to the titty bars or what?
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If you’re a mean person, you don’t deserve to eat food that tastes good.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you’re a mean person, you don’t deserve to eat food that tastes good.
Money!
Ballgame!
Kobe!
Ballgame!
Kobe!
80% of the time I throw a Kleenex® into the dark powder room, I hit the trash can. 20% of the time I drive J into a murderous rage.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Money!
Ballgame!
Kobe!
Ballgame!
Kobe!
*blowing long trail of smoke*
"Nut medley?" I haven't heard that name in years.
"Nut medley?" I haven't heard that name in years.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*blowing long trail of smoke*
"Nut medley?" I haven't heard that name in years.
"Nut medley?" I haven't heard that name in years.
@finchinabq.bsky.social Yesterday was a holiday, kind of? Wednesday doesn't care!
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
Alt: A dark-haired woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt walking down a corridor with her boss. She says, "What a week, huh?" Boss, in a suit, turns to her and says, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@finchinabq.bsky.social Yesterday was a holiday, kind of? Wednesday doesn't care!
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I don’t know what the Edmund Fitzgerald is, and I think I’m gonna keep it that way. I’m guessing boat, but please don’t tell me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I don’t know what the Edmund Fitzgerald is, and I think I’m gonna keep it that way. I’m guessing boat, but please don’t tell me.
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I'm old enough to switch to the Advil calendar this year
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm old enough to switch to the Advil calendar this year
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
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RoboCop himself is mad that Dallas might tear down its brutalist City Hall:
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
RoboCop Calls Dallas Out Over the Sorry State of City Hall
Actor Peter Weller says Dallas should dig in its pockets to pay to repair the brutalist I.M. Pei icon.
www.dallasobserver.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
RoboCop himself is mad that Dallas might tear down its brutalist City Hall:
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
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80% of the time I throw a Kleenex® into the dark powder room, I hit the trash can. 20% of the time I drive J into a murderous rage.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
80% of the time I throw a Kleenex® into the dark powder room, I hit the trash can. 20% of the time I drive J into a murderous rage.
"Yeah babe, I got your Advent calendar right here."
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Yeah babe, I got your Advent calendar right here."