Bodega, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.
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Bodega, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
· Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
My calculator’s battery just ran out as I hit equal. It died for my sin.
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
My calculator’s battery just ran out as I hit equal. It died for my sin.
Being classy and referring to my barfs as wet heaves.
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Being classy and referring to my barfs as wet heaves.
I picked my battle too much and now it has a scab.
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I picked my battle too much and now it has a scab.
Thanks to the spine transplant, I’ll always have your back, bro.
January 10, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Thanks to the spine transplant, I’ll always have your back, bro.
Five Nights at Freddy’s Got Fingered.
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Five Nights at Freddy’s Got Fingered.
I love it when a YouTuber’s secondary channel collabs with their main. It’s like twice as good and so sick to see larger creators supporting smaller ones.
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I love it when a YouTuber’s secondary channel collabs with their main. It’s like twice as good and so sick to see larger creators supporting smaller ones.
Would you still love me if I was a wormtongue? 🥺
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Would you still love me if I was a wormtongue? 🥺
I’ve now reduce my goals in life’s difficulty to a more reasonable “Get Nesquik or Die Trying”.
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’ve now reduce my goals in life’s difficulty to a more reasonable “Get Nesquik or Die Trying”.
I’ll never forget these six words my father said to me:
“You moron, why haven’t you learnt to count yet?”
“You moron, why haven’t you learnt to count yet?”
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I’ll never forget these six words my father said to me:
“You moron, why haven’t you learnt to count yet?”
“You moron, why haven’t you learnt to count yet?”
All Gods go to Heaven.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
All Gods go to Heaven.
Turns out I made a typo in my will so people ended up giving me a biking funeral.
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Turns out I made a typo in my will so people ended up giving me a biking funeral.
The Bee Gee’s full name was actually The Hee Bee Gee Bees.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
The Bee Gee’s full name was actually The Hee Bee Gee Bees.
Embarrassing: Your friends all jumped off a bridge and you weren’t invited.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Embarrassing: Your friends all jumped off a bridge and you weren’t invited.
New Half-Life 3 info leaked: G-Man’s full name revealed to be G-spot Man.
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
New Half-Life 3 info leaked: G-Man’s full name revealed to be G-spot Man.
Since Ozempic, I can no longer live off the fat of the land.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Since Ozempic, I can no longer live off the fat of the land.
I’m writing a manga about Beethoven. It’s call Deaf Note.
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’m writing a manga about Beethoven. It’s call Deaf Note.
Green tip: Don’t throw your bath water out with your baby. Repurpose it for gardening.
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Green tip: Don’t throw your bath water out with your baby. Repurpose it for gardening.
My beautiful @geraldinepiche.bsky.social designed @cola.baby order arrived today. For proper care, much like fascists, they should be turned inside out and hung to dry.
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
My beautiful @geraldinepiche.bsky.social designed @cola.baby order arrived today. For proper care, much like fascists, they should be turned inside out and hung to dry.
My boss is showing me the ropes at the Suicide Factory. Think I’ll hang around.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
My boss is showing me the ropes at the Suicide Factory. Think I’ll hang around.
On Opposite Day I stole items from Badwon’t.
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
On Opposite Day I stole items from Badwon’t.
Forbidden romance: my forehead and the kitchen cabinet door I forgot to close.
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Forbidden romance: my forehead and the kitchen cabinet door I forgot to close.
“Who asked for this?” is such a hella dumb phrase. Probably no-one asked for a time travelling assassin robot film and it’s still one of the best things ever made.
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
“Who asked for this?” is such a hella dumb phrase. Probably no-one asked for a time travelling assassin robot film and it’s still one of the best things ever made.
“Waiting For A Star To Fall” predicted all of those garbo modern day celebrity tabloids.
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“Waiting For A Star To Fall” predicted all of those garbo modern day celebrity tabloids.