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· Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
Petrodollar Pastel is my favourite actor.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Petrodollar Pastel is my favourite actor.
A sadvent calendar, with each window opening to a banger you posted but no-one liked.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A sadvent calendar, with each window opening to a banger you posted but no-one liked.
Early 90’s test audiences didn’t approve of Mr. Clit’s original name for the classic British comedy, so they had to tone it down slightly.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Early 90’s test audiences didn’t approve of Mr. Clit’s original name for the classic British comedy, so they had to tone it down slightly.
*Sauron humming along to Single Ladies*
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*Sauron humming along to Single Ladies*
Advent calendars’ shtick of “when you open a window, you get chocolate”, should apply to regular windows, too.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Advent calendars’ shtick of “when you open a window, you get chocolate”, should apply to regular windows, too.
Time to replace my fretboard with a apathyboard.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Time to replace my fretboard with a apathyboard.
I thought I’d finally quit running for good, but I’ve since relaps.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I thought I’d finally quit running for good, but I’ve since relaps.
Top podcasting tip: don’t.
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Top podcasting tip: don’t.
My yo-yo addiction’s really gotten out of hand. Oh wait it’s back again.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My yo-yo addiction’s really gotten out of hand. Oh wait it’s back again.
I will literally take anything with a grain of salt. That’s basically imperceptible.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I will literally take anything with a grain of salt. That’s basically imperceptible.
*disgusted face after seeing you swear vulgarly in public*
Wow, did you suck your mother’s nips with that mouth? You should be ashamed.
Wow, did you suck your mother’s nips with that mouth? You should be ashamed.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
*disgusted face after seeing you swear vulgarly in public*
Wow, did you suck your mother’s nips with that mouth? You should be ashamed.
Wow, did you suck your mother’s nips with that mouth? You should be ashamed.
Hearing people use instruments and sing is like music to my ears.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hearing people use instruments and sing is like music to my ears.
Reskeet for the beskeet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reskeet for the beskeet.
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🚨 BREAKING:
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🚨 BREAKING:
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
What’s the deal with airline penis?
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What’s the deal with airline penis?
This tombstone pizza doesn’t have enough cheese, nor enough death dates engraved into it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This tombstone pizza doesn’t have enough cheese, nor enough death dates engraved into it.
When you give your caucasian friend the most beautiful bluebottle you can find, that’s pretty fly for a white guy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When you give your caucasian friend the most beautiful bluebottle you can find, that’s pretty fly for a white guy.
An unprompted orgy is a flashbang.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
An unprompted orgy is a flashbang.
“I’ll see you all in Hell.” - me, arranging precious group time with my Michigan friends.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“I’ll see you all in Hell.” - me, arranging precious group time with my Michigan friends.
“I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.” - Paul Dirac, the theorist of antimatter.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.” - Paul Dirac, the theorist of antimatter.
“No Wynn, No Ffi” would be a great Welsh legal business name for a company that specifically blacklists the employment of lawyers and otherwise with those names.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“No Wynn, No Ffi” would be a great Welsh legal business name for a company that specifically blacklists the employment of lawyers and otherwise with those names.
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰