Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
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she’s a 10 but…
actually no, she’s a fucking 10!
actually no, she’s a fucking 10!
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
she’s a 10 but…
actually no, she’s a fucking 10!
actually no, she’s a fucking 10!
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How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
How does one “make love” when it constantly exists?
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I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
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Exchanging particles, as one does.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Exchanging particles, as one does.
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Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things
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Yeah I want to live in these paintings.
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Yeah I want to live in these paintings.
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Barbarian hits different when you're watching it alone with a creepy contractor working in the basement
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Barbarian hits different when you're watching it alone with a creepy contractor working in the basement
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I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
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AI is a disease that we all have to live with until we find a cure (EMP).
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
AI is a disease that we all have to live with until we find a cure (EMP).
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me: well, i can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... i'm really good at foot massages... i-
interviewer: 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 skills.
interviewer: 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 skills.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
me: well, i can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... i'm really good at foot massages... i-
interviewer: 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 skills.
interviewer: 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 skills.
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i don't have a pot to piss in because i hate doing dishes
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i don't have a pot to piss in because i hate doing dishes
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friend: i'm still in love with my ex, Tara.
me: oh yeah those Nissan SUVs are super cool.
me: oh yeah those Nissan SUVs are super cool.
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
friend: i'm still in love with my ex, Tara.
me: oh yeah those Nissan SUVs are super cool.
me: oh yeah those Nissan SUVs are super cool.
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wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
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'a house of dynamite' is a completely unrealistic film because the president of the united states is under 75 years old.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
'a house of dynamite' is a completely unrealistic film because the president of the united states is under 75 years old.
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sharks really need to stop and smell the roses sometimes
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
sharks really need to stop and smell the roses sometimes
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I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
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well…. actually
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
well…. actually
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
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him: She was a nightmare
me:
me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
him: She was a nightmare
me:
me:
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You hate me and I’m just here
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You hate me and I’m just here
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The secret to being a 𝗀̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝖽̶ dad can be summed up in 4 words:
“Go ask your mother”
“Go ask your mother”
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The secret to being a 𝗀̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝖽̶ dad can be summed up in 4 words:
“Go ask your mother”
“Go ask your mother”
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For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
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If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
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wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
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Not to brag but I’ve never sucked in my stomach.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not to brag but I’ve never sucked in my stomach.