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siri show me more cartoon
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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It's not "goblin mode" if it's my only mode.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
finally a hero i can identify with
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this is what it would look like if you were a smurf riding on my collar bone
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Bahahahahahahaha

The men are traumatized
not more shoe questions :(
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
my youngest showed me how to get out of full screen on my chromebook because the task bar kept disappearing so i guess that’s it. the moment has occurred.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
you know i don’t think the implication or whatever boner gummy ads have that “every other guy can get rock hard now and you’re the only guy who occasionally isn’t in the mood but you have to be be in the mood, even if it takes a subscription, or she’ll leave you” is good for society.
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
my mutuals are all either big smoochers, little goobers, or hunting me for my sweet sweet blood
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
done trying on that one. i cannot type
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
every once in a while my beats flex die and refuse to charge until they’ve set there dead for a few days. Then the red light will kick on, I charge it, and swap back from my skullcandies
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
normally I wouldn’t turn on my group but i’m definitely telling my professor the reason our presentation is shitty is I had to redo the entire thing myself in a rush because nobody would meet or work on it except one person who just copy and pasted from chatgpt
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
when that phone bill text hits at the exact wrong time and I open my bank app pre-crying. okay, it was just the text that was late. okay. s’all good
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
dogshit takes attract dogpiles. same as open containers of food and bears
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i hate to admit it but if i became an omnipotent omniscient being i might just cancel the human experiment cause there’d be no way i could relate to it anymore
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
she’s so precious, i love her so much
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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what if on our first date I picked you up in a dirigible but our families hadn't settled their blood feud
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
im tired of my own antics, shenanigans, and bullshit
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i always forget how the government works. why couldn’t they make it simple like uno
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
imagining a seagull that posts online. the government would never stop hunting it :(
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
imagining a guy asking for a blowbie
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i already was a backup alt tbh
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’ve reposted cartoon cock more than any other form of art
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Yeahhhh… yea he does 🫩
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
joined the diamond dogs and have to room with a fuckin science nerd they keep beating up. i’m worried im next
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the privilege radiating off those economic blackout posts are wild.

stockpile supplies first (you DO have enough money to cover that, right?)

no work (you DO have enough money to cover that, right?)
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM