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geoffreigh
@geoffreigh.bsky.social
i have farm animals, ptsd, and a some sort of “thing” i found in the woods. he/him for now

discord is goatgeoff for when this all goes to hell
i passed all my finals and am now one step closer to paper
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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ChatGPT is wire mother, Smams is cloth mother
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I'm treating with enemies far and wide. I am plotting the downfall of individuals and other things.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i bet ancient humans smelled fucking awful and had itchy crotches 24/7
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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this image is the only thing keeping me going
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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one thing about me is i will post anything that pops into my head as long as it’s annoying enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
🐎 🐎 🐎 you mind is a canvas and out of everything you can create, you write on it. Endlessly writing and endlessly reading, totally forsaking your brushes and paint 🐎 🐎 🐎
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A disciplined mind is a strong mind, and a strong mind doesn’t green out
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
bong hits that cause your wife to ask if you’re sure you can breathe
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
smells like weed in my kitchen and if i can smell it? it’s gonna be STRONG
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
staring holes in the night sky
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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robert
this guy is pissin me off
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ive been collecting static electricity in a rubber ball filled with steel wool. it’s beginning to sing for me
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Egghog
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my experience with addiction ranked from most to least difficult

1. benzos
2. diet coke
3. liquor
4. ambien
5. video game microtransactions
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
spacex 🙄
my wife and i just saw a really bright but small light in the sky that emitted what looked like a ring of vapor? then it got dimmer until it disappeared
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
my wife and i just saw a really bright but small light in the sky that emitted what looked like a ring of vapor? then it got dimmer until it disappeared
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“i didn’t use AI. I just accidentally listed the same wildly incorrect number as AI.”
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
r/atheism lives on in the hearts and minds of people trying to start pedantic arguments everywhere
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the most relatable thing about jesus is him desperately trying to make a deal with god to avoid the whole “torture and death” ordeal. that’s what i’d do. i’d be like “what if they only take my left hand and we save…ten souls? can we reduce it from all?”
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“still masc as fuck” as i spend an hour plucking and shaving
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i accidentally shaved a zit off the skin touching your upper lip yesterday and then messed with it until it looks like a cold sore >:(
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Lotta deleted accounts, what’s up with that
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM