Benny Rollins
@bennyrollins.bsky.social
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
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[Being governed by a cabal of satanic pedophiles]
Yay! The people of Venezuela have been liberated from an evil dictator!
Yay! The people of Venezuela have been liberated from an evil dictator!
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
[Being governed by a cabal of satanic pedophiles]
Yay! The people of Venezuela have been liberated from an evil dictator!
Yay! The people of Venezuela have been liberated from an evil dictator!
If you've read a few books that don't have any pictures you would understand how insane it is for the US to charge another country's leader for drug trafficking.
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If you've read a few books that don't have any pictures you would understand how insane it is for the US to charge another country's leader for drug trafficking.
Oh sweet, beautiful, little angel heart, international law doesn't apply to countries with nuclear weapons. Dear, sweet, beautiful, baby doll.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Oh sweet, beautiful, little angel heart, international law doesn't apply to countries with nuclear weapons. Dear, sweet, beautiful, baby doll.
Scanned this at the self-checkout and got arrested for antisemitism.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Scanned this at the self-checkout and got arrested for antisemitism.
It could always be worse. You could be left handed.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
It could always be worse. You could be left handed.
Row your boat GENTLY down the stream. The instructions are very specific.
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Row your boat GENTLY down the stream. The instructions are very specific.
The + at the end of LGBTQAI is for guys who are straight but would cook a meal for Matthew McConaughey.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The + at the end of LGBTQAI is for guys who are straight but would cook a meal for Matthew McConaughey.
I don't know what "6 7" means, but maybe we are giving babies too many vaccines.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I don't know what "6 7" means, but maybe we are giving babies too many vaccines.
Your identity is consciousness. Not physical.
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Your identity is consciousness. Not physical.
If I can't inspire love, I will inspire fear. Like Madonna.
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If I can't inspire love, I will inspire fear. Like Madonna.
Crazy how we all know it's a scam but we still keep showing up on Monday morning.
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Crazy how we all know it's a scam but we still keep showing up on Monday morning.
Fine, thanks. I wanted to die because of you. How have you been?
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fine, thanks. I wanted to die because of you. How have you been?
We should know everything about the government and they should know nothing about us.
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We should know everything about the government and they should know nothing about us.
Fun has been banned in Australia. But on the plus side, everything still wants to kill you.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fun has been banned in Australia. But on the plus side, everything still wants to kill you.
No new underwear for Christmas this year.
2026 is gunna be rough.
2026 is gunna be rough.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No new underwear for Christmas this year.
2026 is gunna be rough.
2026 is gunna be rough.
Horrified to discover the actor who played Dirty Harry does not have progressive opinions.
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Horrified to discover the actor who played Dirty Harry does not have progressive opinions.
Whenever I wish someone a Merry Christmas, I've started adding "...or else".
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Whenever I wish someone a Merry Christmas, I've started adding "...or else".
The final stage of grief is Dancing With The Stars.
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The final stage of grief is Dancing With The Stars.
Rudolph had to prove his worth before he was accepted by the tribe.
And how did he prove himself?
By being the greatest god damn reindeer in history.
And how did he prove himself?
By being the greatest god damn reindeer in history.
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Rudolph had to prove his worth before he was accepted by the tribe.
And how did he prove himself?
By being the greatest god damn reindeer in history.
And how did he prove himself?
By being the greatest god damn reindeer in history.
Who up reading about trains?
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Who up reading about trains?
There are more pictures of Epstein and Clinton together than there are pictures of me and my dad together.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There are more pictures of Epstein and Clinton together than there are pictures of me and my dad together.
Nickelback had 11 Top 40 songs.
Some of you are lying.
Some of you are lying.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nickelback had 11 Top 40 songs.
Some of you are lying.
Some of you are lying.
I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
Ask 10 people to define "hate speech", get 10 different answers.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ask 10 people to define "hate speech", get 10 different answers.
The Olympics should be gender neutral - but everyone has to be on steroids.
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Olympics should be gender neutral - but everyone has to be on steroids.