Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
good afternoon
i will finish editing these articles today if it kills me
that is all
how is your day, dear
i will finish editing these articles today if it kills me
that is all
how is your day, dear
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
good afternoon
i will finish editing these articles today if it kills me
that is all
how is your day, dear
i will finish editing these articles today if it kills me
that is all
how is your day, dear
DEUX-DEUX: sir I'm getting a bit seasick
CLOUSEAU: don't say si say oui
DD: sir I'm getting a bit weesick
CLOUSEAU: don't say si say oui
DD: sir I'm getting a bit weesick
ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
DEUX-DEUX: sir I'm getting a bit seasick
CLOUSEAU: don't say si say oui
DD: sir I'm getting a bit weesick
CLOUSEAU: don't say si say oui
DD: sir I'm getting a bit weesick
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him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
it's really best in the original Klingon though
Some bore posted that if the Bible was written in English then the Super Bowl halftime should be too.
Then someone came back at him and said it was actually written in Hebrew, Aramaic and…Latin.
So close. It was Koine Greek.
Anyway, how many people know it was Greek and not Latin?
Then someone came back at him and said it was actually written in Hebrew, Aramaic and…Latin.
So close. It was Koine Greek.
Anyway, how many people know it was Greek and not Latin?
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
it's really best in the original Klingon though
oh man
hope this isn't too good to be true
hope this isn't too good to be true
Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
oh man
hope this isn't too good to be true
hope this isn't too good to be true
So, anybody reading any good books lately?
I am still working on Gravity's Rainbow and the Springsteen autobiography
loving both
I am still working on Gravity's Rainbow and the Springsteen autobiography
loving both
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
So, anybody reading any good books lately?
I am still working on Gravity's Rainbow and the Springsteen autobiography
loving both
I am still working on Gravity's Rainbow and the Springsteen autobiography
loving both
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post a banger not in English
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
post a banger not in English
the irony of attracting avoidant people
wouldn't it be easier for them to just avoid me entirely?
wouldn't it be easier for them to just avoid me entirely?
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
the irony of attracting avoidant people
wouldn't it be easier for them to just avoid me entirely?
wouldn't it be easier for them to just avoid me entirely?
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Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
will be editing these articles until I die apparently
send memes and animals
and perhaps virtual sedatives
send memes and animals
and perhaps virtual sedatives
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
will be editing these articles until I die apparently
send memes and animals
and perhaps virtual sedatives
send memes and animals
and perhaps virtual sedatives
hello I would like to report instagram personally attacking me
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
hello I would like to report instagram personally attacking me
Ha I finally got the "posts a lot" banner 🎉
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Ha I finally got the "posts a lot" banner 🎉
marrying a luge racer would fix me
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
marrying a luge racer would fix me
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Sale of Building Scrap - 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13785
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13785
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Sale of Building Scrap - 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13785
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13785
This bobsled course is so long it's like a robertsled event
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This bobsled course is so long it's like a robertsled event
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
Donna Summer -- Hot Stuff Video HQ
YouTube video by Mystic Plug Records II
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Do they still send the unused merch for the team who lost to other countries I wonder?
Thinking of people wandering around Mauritania with "New England Patriots Super Bowl champions 2026" T-shirts on
Thinking of people wandering around Mauritania with "New England Patriots Super Bowl champions 2026" T-shirts on
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Do they still send the unused merch for the team who lost to other countries I wonder?
Thinking of people wandering around Mauritania with "New England Patriots Super Bowl champions 2026" T-shirts on
Thinking of people wandering around Mauritania with "New England Patriots Super Bowl champions 2026" T-shirts on
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RIP Caesar, you would have loved that the named a salad dressing after you.
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
RIP Caesar, you would have loved that the named a salad dressing after you.
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The father, the son and the Holy Spirit refers to the Easter, Energizer and Bad Bunnies respectively
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The father, the son and the Holy Spirit refers to the Easter, Energizer and Bad Bunnies respectively
who's up writing their articles
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
who's up writing their articles
LOL zomg
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
LOL zomg
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People forget the Kate Beaton comic the "Poe looking suspiciously at a letter" meme comes from is also a devastating read on Jules Verne.
December 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
People forget the Kate Beaton comic the "Poe looking suspiciously at a letter" meme comes from is also a devastating read on Jules Verne.