Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!
a bunch of penguins are running in the snow with the words run away behind them
Alt: a bunch of penguins are running in the snow with the words run away behind them
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!
what do space turkeys say?
Hubble Hubble Hubble 🦃🪐🔭
Hubble Hubble Hubble 🦃🪐🔭
A spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.35 (lookback time 4.00 billion years) with coordinates (149.56326, 1.87186).
46 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
It is at redshift 0.35 (lookback time 4.00 billion years) with coordinates (149.56326, 1.87186).
46 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
what do space turkeys say?
Hubble Hubble Hubble 🦃🪐🔭
Hubble Hubble Hubble 🦃🪐🔭
🎶 have yourself a merry ice cream sandwich 🎵
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🎶 have yourself a merry ice cream sandwich 🎵
TIRED: driving across the Mario Cuomo bridge
WIRED: tapping across the Tappan Zee bridge
WIRED: tapping across the Tappan Zee bridge
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
TIRED: driving across the Mario Cuomo bridge
WIRED: tapping across the Tappan Zee bridge
WIRED: tapping across the Tappan Zee bridge
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Nice feast of Stephen you got there. Be a shame if someone were to look out on it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Nice feast of Stephen you got there. Be a shame if someone were to look out on it.
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I've got all kinds of ideas. what if me and my buddies rubbed our hair chests together and used the static electricity to charge our phones
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I've got all kinds of ideas. what if me and my buddies rubbed our hair chests together and used the static electricity to charge our phones
Rudolph's Shiny New Year aka one of the weirdest holiday shows ever
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rudolph's Shiny New Year aka one of the weirdest holiday shows ever
Merry Fishmas to all
a cartoon of a fish wearing a santa hat and the words merry fish mas
Alt: a cartoon of a fish wearing a santa hat and the words merry fish mas
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Merry Fishmas to all
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
Too real!
TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Too real!
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been thinking about something
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
been thinking about something
Knicks win! Santa is real!
a basketball player wearing a new york jersey with the number 11 on it
Alt: a basketball player wearing a new york jersey with the number 11 on it it is Jalen Brunson blowing kisses to the crowd
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Knicks win! Santa is real!
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but can be chatted with in Replika form for only $19.99/month with promo code DICKENS1
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but can be chatted with in Replika form for only $19.99/month with promo code DICKENS1
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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It's a service. It's not designed to be profitable. Nobody says anything when the military loses billions per year.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's a service. It's not designed to be profitable. Nobody says anything when the military loses billions per year.
People are jerks but fuck em
Be kind and let your freak flag fly and the right people will figure it out
Be kind and let your freak flag fly and the right people will figure it out
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
People are jerks but fuck em
Be kind and let your freak flag fly and the right people will figure it out
Be kind and let your freak flag fly and the right people will figure it out
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Thanks for sharing this document, @rweingarten.bsky.social.
I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.
A few thoughts for your consideration...
I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.
A few thoughts for your consideration...
Read about Commonsense Guardrails for Using Advanced Technology in Schools aiinstruction.org/sites/defaul...
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
you may not think it to look at me, but I just won Whamageddon for the 4th time in 5 years
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
you may not think it to look at me, but I just won Whamageddon for the 4th time in 5 years
what would you like me to get you when I win the powerball?
All reasonable boons granted
All reasonable boons granted
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
what would you like me to get you when I win the powerball?
All reasonable boons granted
All reasonable boons granted
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Fat bottomed squirrels, you make the rocking world go round 🎶🎵
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fat bottomed squirrels, you make the rocking world go round 🎶🎵