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Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son

"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg

Me:
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He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
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This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.

1 like = 1 thing I love
DEUX-DEUX: sir I'm getting a bit seasick

CLOUSEAU: don't say si say oui

DD: sir I'm getting a bit weesick
ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno

HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Nice, I've heard of that thistlefoot book! On the list. After GR I'm going to do Vanity Fair so I hear you about doorstops.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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him: would you say you’re silly?

me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Yes some days are like that! ❤️
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 AM
🫂
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
aw that's so sweet
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
it's really best in the original Klingon though
Some bore posted that if the Bible was written in English then the Super Bowl halftime should be too.

Then someone came back at him and said it was actually written in Hebrew, Aramaic and…Latin.

So close. It was Koine Greek.

Anyway, how many people know it was Greek and not Latin?
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
yes I knew but just bc dad was a theologian
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
oh man
hope this isn't too good to be true
Keep him!

“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
🤔 hm. I've always kind of avoided him tho I liked some of his Rolling Stone writing. What do you like about him as a writer?
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Very cool, putting both on my list
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
So, anybody reading any good books lately?

I am still working on Gravity's Rainbow and the Springsteen autobiography

loving both
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
lol that must be weird
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Don't eat with your fingers
Ok said Ridiculous Rose
so she ate with her toes
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
YES

love The Mutants
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I'll take 10 please
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
IT'S ME, CAPTAIN HOOK
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
as Divine as Peter Pan flying on the rope 😂
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
post a banger not in English
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I think there might be one living in my back yard
there's a hole
I need to find out what if anything lives in there
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM