Peter Anderson
@zerogeewhiz.bsky.social
Cars and bad takes. Award-winning writer. Contributor drive.com.au and owner theredline.com.au. Regularly on ABC Sydney and ABC NSW. Vorsprung derp Technik. Confirmed Arctic winter fan. That same boring dude from the other place.
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2/ ~old jk is best jk~
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
2/ ~old jk is best jk~
Yes, quite. But also worth pointing out that it directly contradicts Trump's unusually consistent view about nation building.
Which is hardly a surprise because you can tell always tell when he's lying which is to say he's always lying.
Which is hardly a surprise because you can tell always tell when he's lying which is to say he's always lying.
Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Yes, quite. But also worth pointing out that it directly contradicts Trump's unusually consistent view about nation building.
Which is hardly a surprise because you can tell always tell when he's lying which is to say he's always lying.
Which is hardly a surprise because you can tell always tell when he's lying which is to say he's always lying.
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
If only there was a pattern to the lies Trump tells.
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
If only there was a pattern to the lies Trump tells.
A disgracefully high NSW road toll of 355 people in 2025.
Cars are safer than they've ever been, full of systems to help avoid or reduce the severity of crashes.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Cars are safer than they've ever been, full of systems to help avoid or reduce the severity of crashes.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australia’s 2025 road toll: NSW records highest number of deaths in eight years as fatalities rise nationwide
Authorities warn that speeding was the biggest killer in 2025, a contributing factor in 134 deaths
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
A disgracefully high NSW road toll of 355 people in 2025.
Cars are safer than they've ever been, full of systems to help avoid or reduce the severity of crashes.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Cars are safer than they've ever been, full of systems to help avoid or reduce the severity of crashes.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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[church]
PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow.
ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ
PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow.
ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ
August 20, 2023 at 3:37 PM
[church]
PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow.
ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ
PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow.
ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ
I am pleased by many things I know about the new heaven and the new earth as defined in Revelation but hoo boy if there's no having to mow the lawn there I'll know I'm in the right place.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I am pleased by many things I know about the new heaven and the new earth as defined in Revelation but hoo boy if there's no having to mow the lawn there I'll know I'm in the right place.
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Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.
Chief political commentator at The Independent, folks.
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Chief political commentator at The Independent, folks.
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the upside to deleting your twitter that no one really talks about:
every day you get validated for that one decision
every day you get validated for that one decision
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
the upside to deleting your twitter that no one really talks about:
every day you get validated for that one decision
every day you get validated for that one decision
Oops, forgot to tell you that I'm on ABC Radio Sydney with Michael Hing, er, right now.
Tune in, stream, bomb a few countries because you're in a spot of bother.
Tune in, stream, bomb a few countries because you're in a spot of bother.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Oops, forgot to tell you that I'm on ABC Radio Sydney with Michael Hing, er, right now.
Tune in, stream, bomb a few countries because you're in a spot of bother.
Tune in, stream, bomb a few countries because you're in a spot of bother.
In another of my signature naive questions, what is it that a Federal Royal Commission can achieve that a state one can’t?
I understand the politics of it but would it be able to do more? My uneducated view says maybe?
I understand the politics of it but would it be able to do more? My uneducated view says maybe?
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
In another of my signature naive questions, what is it that a Federal Royal Commission can achieve that a state one can’t?
I understand the politics of it but would it be able to do more? My uneducated view says maybe?
I understand the politics of it but would it be able to do more? My uneducated view says maybe?
And when they came for the golf courses I said nothing because, uh, that’s where nice housing and parks can go.
Obviously that won’t happen because Trump, but I can dream.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Obviously that won’t happen because Trump, but I can dream.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump administration cancels lease for Washington public golf courses
Officials are ‘devastated’ by the decision
www.independent.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
And when they came for the golf courses I said nothing because, uh, that’s where nice housing and parks can go.
Obviously that won’t happen because Trump, but I can dream.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Obviously that won’t happen because Trump, but I can dream.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
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one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
Like the ruins of Big Data, this is where ChatGPT’s already limited usefulness evaporates. These clowns never learn.
[received email asking if I need another ten fry pans after buying one four years ago]
futurism.com/artificial-i...
[received email asking if I need another ten fry pans after buying one four years ago]
futurism.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Like the ruins of Big Data, this is where ChatGPT’s already limited usefulness evaporates. These clowns never learn.
[received email asking if I need another ten fry pans after buying one four years ago]
futurism.com/artificial-i...
[received email asking if I need another ten fry pans after buying one four years ago]
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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[the Governor General] Ahmed el Ahmed, for being most creative at annoying Sharri Markson ever, you are hereby awarded the highest Australian honours
December 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[the Governor General] Ahmed el Ahmed, for being most creative at annoying Sharri Markson ever, you are hereby awarded the highest Australian honours
Clegg remains one of the great, colossally useful idiots of our time.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Clegg remains one of the great, colossally useful idiots of our time.
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Just been awarded an oboe for services to autocorrect.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just been awarded an oboe for services to autocorrect.
Further to this, I have two Qantas lounge passes if you’re off somewhere. Free. Gratis. Nobody I ever offer them to ever wants them (although if you’re flying out of Sydney International in the next 18 months, don’t bother)
Someone on FB Marketplace is trying to sell two Qantas lounge passes for $100.
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Further to this, I have two Qantas lounge passes if you’re off somewhere. Free. Gratis. Nobody I ever offer them to ever wants them (although if you’re flying out of Sydney International in the next 18 months, don’t bother)
Someone on FB Marketplace is trying to sell two Qantas lounge passes for $100.
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Someone on FB Marketplace is trying to sell two Qantas lounge passes for $100.
Bill Burr roasts Ricky Gervais.
There’s a beef where there is no winning side.
There’s a beef where there is no winning side.
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Bill Burr roasts Ricky Gervais.
There’s a beef where there is no winning side.
There’s a beef where there is no winning side.
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM