Ross Floate
@rossfloate.bsky.social
Everything more orange than everything else.
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
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I guess Australian media/politics is just gonna pretend the grok stuff isn't happening huh. I guess actually reporting on it might invite awkward questions like "why the fuck are you pathetic engagement junkies still there"
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I guess Australian media/politics is just gonna pretend the grok stuff isn't happening huh. I guess actually reporting on it might invite awkward questions like "why the fuck are you pathetic engagement junkies still there"
It really is looking like there was a Yalta 2.0 last year. Oh wells I guess.
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
It really is looking like there was a Yalta 2.0 last year. Oh wells I guess.
BORN TO CHOMP
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January 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
BORN TO CHOMP
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There's some weird stuff in my Adobe Cloud saved files #218
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
There's some weird stuff in my Adobe Cloud saved files #218
Thanks for ruining my delectable geocache, mate. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
'Was hoping for a gold bar': Mystery safe pulled from ocean contained beef jerky
While hoping for treasure, a nervous Quoin Sellenger was left with a (sadly) inedible salty snack after retrieving a safe from the bottom of WA's Shark Bay.
www.abc.net.au
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Thanks for ruining my delectable geocache, mate. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
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January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I hate it when you watch an old tv show with a dog in it and you realise that the person playing that dog’s owner is probably dead by now.
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I hate it when you watch an old tv show with a dog in it and you realise that the person playing that dog’s owner is probably dead by now.
French le chuds bleating about their first amendment rights to cyber bully Brigette Macron being infringed. Hon hon hon.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
French le chuds bleating about their first amendment rights to cyber bully Brigette Macron being infringed. Hon hon hon.
I love the new KFC tagline this year.
“Kentucky Friend Chicken, Flog!”
“Kentucky Friend Chicken, Flog!”
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I love the new KFC tagline this year.
“Kentucky Friend Chicken, Flog!”
“Kentucky Friend Chicken, Flog!”
If you want to get people to grok the idea of a quantum superposition, ditch Schrödinger’s Cat and use “food in an air fryer basket” as the canonical example.
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you want to get people to grok the idea of a quantum superposition, ditch Schrödinger’s Cat and use “food in an air fryer basket” as the canonical example.
Trump: We are gonna run Venezuela
Jimmy Kimmel writers room: Yeah, INTO THE GROUND. Ok that’s lunch whose turn is it to bring the 8-ball?
Jimmy Kimmel writers room: Yeah, INTO THE GROUND. Ok that’s lunch whose turn is it to bring the 8-ball?
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Trump: We are gonna run Venezuela
Jimmy Kimmel writers room: Yeah, INTO THE GROUND. Ok that’s lunch whose turn is it to bring the 8-ball?
Jimmy Kimmel writers room: Yeah, INTO THE GROUND. Ok that’s lunch whose turn is it to bring the 8-ball?
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dear universe: don’t make me go back to linkedin — employed now, big ticket in-home sales, top 10% performer locally & nationally — seeking a better role / company / self-biz opp — musts: max flexibility & independence, min bullshit, regular pay, $80k/yr min
open to gov’t, sales, travel…surprise me
open to gov’t, sales, travel…surprise me
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
dear universe: don’t make me go back to linkedin — employed now, big ticket in-home sales, top 10% performer locally & nationally — seeking a better role / company / self-biz opp — musts: max flexibility & independence, min bullshit, regular pay, $80k/yr min
open to gov’t, sales, travel…surprise me
open to gov’t, sales, travel…surprise me
Fascinated by dipshits lining up to call for a Royal Commission into Bondi before the criminal case has even made it through the courts. Just a startling misunderstanding of how anything works.
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Fascinated by dipshits lining up to call for a Royal Commission into Bondi before the criminal case has even made it through the courts. Just a startling misunderstanding of how anything works.
Probably a good day to head back to Melbourne tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Probably a good day to head back to Melbourne tomorrow.
Just saw an OpenAi ad where someone asks ChatGPT to write their horoscope. Sublime.
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Just saw an OpenAi ad where someone asks ChatGPT to write their horoscope. Sublime.
England should not be allowed to field a player named Joe Root. It would be like Australia having a player named Bramley Howsyourfather.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
England should not be allowed to field a player named Joe Root. It would be like Australia having a player named Bramley Howsyourfather.
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I'm picking "the nanobots in your bloodstream that keep you alive need them for foodstock"
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm picking "the nanobots in your bloodstream that keep you alive need them for foodstock"
I'm just going to stay the course and wait until they say microplastics make you smart and good in bed and impervious to gamma rays. 20 years tops.
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I'm just going to stay the course and wait until they say microplastics make you smart and good in bed and impervious to gamma rays. 20 years tops.
Dani Roche dialling in to the ABC with the most egregiously “Sorrento Air BnB” zoom background imaginable.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dani Roche dialling in to the ABC with the most egregiously “Sorrento Air BnB” zoom background imaginable.
Tell you what, I'm *never* accepting an invitation to a silent rave again.
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tell you what, I'm *never* accepting an invitation to a silent rave again.
The Inherent Rockspider Vibes of Wearing Transitions Lenses.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Inherent Rockspider Vibes of Wearing Transitions Lenses.
Talk about an extraordinary rendition amirite
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Talk about an extraordinary rendition amirite
I love how the Insta360 app’s auto-edits can make absolutely anything look H E C T I C
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I love how the Insta360 app’s auto-edits can make absolutely anything look H E C T I C
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“That’s a pretty dress. Where you goin’?”
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“That’s a pretty dress. Where you goin’?”
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.