Ross Floate
@rossfloate.bsky.social
Social media policies are weird.
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Man I wish Bruce Ruxton were alive to see this.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man I wish Bruce Ruxton were alive to see this.
Waiting for Musk to say his favourite film is The Night Porter.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Waiting for Musk to say his favourite film is The Night Porter.
SHTCNT
Judging by the vanity plate, this could be our Secretary of War’s personal car.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
SHTCNT
They unilaterally put the price of Remembrance Poppies up to $37.50, but it comes with an AI agent named Ruxton who screams obscenities at people with skin marginally darker than yours.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They unilaterally put the price of Remembrance Poppies up to $37.50, but it comes with an AI agent named Ruxton who screams obscenities at people with skin marginally darker than yours.
Am I doing this right? I have so many phrases in my muted words list that I have no idea what's going on and yet I really want to be involved.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Am I doing this right? I have so many phrases in my muted words list that I have no idea what's going on and yet I really want to be involved.
Fucking hell these glasses go hard.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fucking hell these glasses go hard.
People are all like “Oh so sad that Coppola had to sell his island in Belize because Megalopolis flopped”, but all I see is that an island an Belize costs less than a decent apartment in Manly.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
People are all like “Oh so sad that Coppola had to sell his island in Belize because Megalopolis flopped”, but all I see is that an island an Belize costs less than a decent apartment in Manly.
Once I put it into your head you will never again be able to hear Rimsky Korsakov’s “Procession of the Nobles” without thinking of it as the soundtrack to a Western that was never made.
youtu.be/7w06Ip094vQ?...
youtu.be/7w06Ip094vQ?...
Rimsky Korsakov “Procession of the Nobles”
YouTube video by Boston Symphony Orchestra
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Once I put it into your head you will never again be able to hear Rimsky Korsakov’s “Procession of the Nobles” without thinking of it as the soundtrack to a Western that was never made.
youtu.be/7w06Ip094vQ?...
youtu.be/7w06Ip094vQ?...
Hey if your CO2 monitor in your house keeps going off, a little life hack is to not have it right by your soda-water maker.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hey if your CO2 monitor in your house keeps going off, a little life hack is to not have it right by your soda-water maker.
This is how I’ll always remember Lawsy. Three sheets to the wind, trying to get into Leigh Sales trousers via remote video link.
youtu.be/OTnvXdapUzs?...
youtu.be/OTnvXdapUzs?...
John Laws flirts with Leigh Sales
YouTube video by EC Orig
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This is how I’ll always remember Lawsy. Three sheets to the wind, trying to get into Leigh Sales trousers via remote video link.
youtu.be/OTnvXdapUzs?...
youtu.be/OTnvXdapUzs?...
For the sake of balance it’s about fkn time someone made a film about all the GOOD things Weyland-Yutani has done.
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
For the sake of balance it’s about fkn time someone made a film about all the GOOD things Weyland-Yutani has done.
The text messages have begun — “Um have you seen Pluribus because that actress is @erinmargrethe.bsky.social .”
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The text messages have begun — “Um have you seen Pluribus because that actress is @erinmargrethe.bsky.social .”
That Dan Trachtenberg sure knows how to make a compelling Predator movie.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
That Dan Trachtenberg sure knows how to make a compelling Predator movie.
I absolutely love how every now and then a movie set in an industrial space-future has Pinzgauers and Haflingers cruising around in the background.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I absolutely love how every now and then a movie set in an industrial space-future has Pinzgauers and Haflingers cruising around in the background.
Reposted by Ross Floate
If someone is warning you about fascism and they’re on Substack they’re asking you to do something they’re not willing to do.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If someone is warning you about fascism and they’re on Substack they’re asking you to do something they’re not willing to do.
Saw Hatchie last night & thought, "She sounds like a mix of The Sundays, & Curve, & maybe more than a little Chapterhouse. This morning drove @erinmargrethe.bsky.social to work & forced her to listen to Chapterhouse. Then put on podcast and @hotdogsladies.bsky.social is talking about … Chapterhouse.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Saw Hatchie last night & thought, "She sounds like a mix of The Sundays, & Curve, & maybe more than a little Chapterhouse. This morning drove @erinmargrethe.bsky.social to work & forced her to listen to Chapterhouse. Then put on podcast and @hotdogsladies.bsky.social is talking about … Chapterhouse.
It's Not Just You - The iOS Keyboard is Broken
YouTube video by Michi NekoMichi
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The first time you see a Kia Tasman up close and personal is a religious experience. Like self-flagellation or being nailed to planks of wood.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The first time you see a Kia Tasman up close and personal is a religious experience. Like self-flagellation or being nailed to planks of wood.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
I keep telling you, the motor vehicle peaked in 2008. 5.2l/100 and everything has a button, a dial or a knob. Traction control, ABS, brake-force balancing, but no robot yelling at you if you look out a side window.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I keep telling you, the motor vehicle peaked in 2008. 5.2l/100 and everything has a button, a dial or a knob. Traction control, ABS, brake-force balancing, but no robot yelling at you if you look out a side window.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
Wholesome website alert. app.birdweather.com/stations/11225
PUC-11225
app.birdweather.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wholesome website alert. app.birdweather.com/stations/11225
Operation “If it travels, it’s orange” is on track. (I constantly lose shit in hotel rooms, airport xray trays, seat back pockets, so now I have orange headphones, watch, Bluetooth speaker, phone, laptop, and backpack.)
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Operation “If it travels, it’s orange” is on track. (I constantly lose shit in hotel rooms, airport xray trays, seat back pockets, so now I have orange headphones, watch, Bluetooth speaker, phone, laptop, and backpack.)
Hoo boy. AI agent spam sales calls can get all the way fucked.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hoo boy. AI agent spam sales calls can get all the way fucked.
You’re laughing? You’re laughing? Wyatt Roy is gonna have to find a new grift and you’re LAUGHING?
Really good to see the media prepared to tell the truth about Neom. I wrote as long ago as July 2023 that it was more hype than reality - it wasn't going to happen then, it isn't happening now.
1/2
open.substack.com/pub/arthursn...
1/2
open.substack.com/pub/arthursn...
Neom was never real.
This was obvious in July 2023. It's obviouser now
open.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
You’re laughing? You’re laughing? Wyatt Roy is gonna have to find a new grift and you’re LAUGHING?