Ross Floate
@rossfloate.bsky.social
Everything more orange than everything else.
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
England should not be allowed to field a player named Joe Root. It would be like Australia having a player named Bramley Howsyourfather.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
England should not be allowed to field a player named Joe Root. It would be like Australia having a player named Bramley Howsyourfather.
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I'm picking "the nanobots in your bloodstream that keep you alive need them for foodstock"
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm picking "the nanobots in your bloodstream that keep you alive need them for foodstock"
I'm just going to stay the course and wait until they say microplastics make you smart and good in bed and impervious to gamma rays. 20 years tops.
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I'm just going to stay the course and wait until they say microplastics make you smart and good in bed and impervious to gamma rays. 20 years tops.
Dani Roche dialling in to the ABC with the most egregiously “Sorrento Air BnB” zoom background imaginable.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dani Roche dialling in to the ABC with the most egregiously “Sorrento Air BnB” zoom background imaginable.
Tell you what, I'm *never* accepting an invitation to a silent rave again.
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tell you what, I'm *never* accepting an invitation to a silent rave again.
The Inherent Rockspider Vibes of Wearing Transitions Lenses.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Inherent Rockspider Vibes of Wearing Transitions Lenses.
Talk about an extraordinary rendition amirite
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Talk about an extraordinary rendition amirite
I love how the Insta360 app’s auto-edits can make absolutely anything look H E C T I C
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I love how the Insta360 app’s auto-edits can make absolutely anything look H E C T I C
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“That’s a pretty dress. Where you goin’?”
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“That’s a pretty dress. Where you goin’?”
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
— @erinmargrethe.bsky.social on seeing me in a brightly coloured dressing gown.
You can’t have any Venezuela until you finish your Puerto Rico.
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You can’t have any Venezuela until you finish your Puerto Rico.
Turns out the Pottery Barn Rule isn’t much of a deterrent if the pottery in question turns out to be full of delicious oil.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Turns out the Pottery Barn Rule isn’t much of a deterrent if the pottery in question turns out to be full of delicious oil.
Rising of the first full moon of 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Rising of the first full moon of 2026.
Uh, why are these mfers *masked*?
(Pic from linked story)
(Pic from linked story)
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Uh, why are these mfers *masked*?
(Pic from linked story)
(Pic from linked story)
I don’t upload a lot to @glass.photo but I love it as a platform for photography. I’m very much in the “enthusiastic but not technically great” bucket, and being able to look at a shot and then see the EXIF data to see *how* it was done is an absolute boon.
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don’t upload a lot to @glass.photo but I love it as a platform for photography. I’m very much in the “enthusiastic but not technically great” bucket, and being able to look at a shot and then see the EXIF data to see *how* it was done is an absolute boon.
Come on in. The water’s like a bath.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Come on in. The water’s like a bath.
It is so over for you cunze.
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It is so over for you cunze.
I can't think of two films that look more like one another than Branagh's 'Hamlet' and Lynch's 'Dune'. I will not be taking questions.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I can't think of two films that look more like one another than Branagh's 'Hamlet' and Lynch's 'Dune'. I will not be taking questions.
It’s absolutely astounding stuff that people — elected politicians even — are flat out saying that the reason cops are prowling the streets of Sydney with semi-automatic rifles is to make people “feel” safer. And that this security theatre is a *good* thing.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s absolutely astounding stuff that people — elected politicians even — are flat out saying that the reason cops are prowling the streets of Sydney with semi-automatic rifles is to make people “feel” safer. And that this security theatre is a *good* thing.
MELBOURNE: Do you want to see @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social at the Athenaeum tomorrow night? Bummer because it’s sold out. BUT I’ve got two tickets that I can’t use, so first to ping me can have them.
www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
Josh Johnson
Josh Johnson Comedy - The Official Website
www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
MELBOURNE: Do you want to see @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social at the Athenaeum tomorrow night? Bummer because it’s sold out. BUT I’ve got two tickets that I can’t use, so first to ping me can have them.
www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
Early fireworks in the Mallee, which is good because I can go to bed now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Early fireworks in the Mallee, which is good because I can go to bed now.
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The “AI” hype reminds me lot of the fuzzy logic fad, not sure when that was, maybe late 80s/early 90s?
Everything was suddenly fuzzy logic and it became meaningless as an actual descriptor.
Everything was suddenly fuzzy logic and it became meaningless as an actual descriptor.
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Man. Remember “fuzzy logic”? It was the AI of the day — they were shovelling whatever it was into *everything*. Still don’t know what it claimed to do but I’m pretty sure our dishwasher had it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Man. Remember “fuzzy logic”? It was the AI of the day — they were shovelling whatever it was into *everything*. Still don’t know what it claimed to do but I’m pretty sure our dishwasher had it.
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Temu really wants me to buy a chainsaw for $0.01 and I’m inclined to buy 100 of them.
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Temu really wants me to buy a chainsaw for $0.01 and I’m inclined to buy 100 of them.