Ross Floate
@rossfloate.bsky.social
Everything more orange than everything else.
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
The salesperson for “Worst Hotel Door Locks, LLC” really made a killing in Newcastle.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The salesperson for “Worst Hotel Door Locks, LLC” really made a killing in Newcastle.
Now we test my hypothesis.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Now we test my hypothesis.
Man I wish Bruce Ruxton were alive to see this.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man I wish Bruce Ruxton were alive to see this.
Am I doing this right? I have so many phrases in my muted words list that I have no idea what's going on and yet I really want to be involved.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Am I doing this right? I have so many phrases in my muted words list that I have no idea what's going on and yet I really want to be involved.
Fucking hell these glasses go hard.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fucking hell these glasses go hard.
Haven’t moved it yet, though!
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Haven’t moved it yet, though!
The first time you see a Kia Tasman up close and personal is a religious experience. Like self-flagellation or being nailed to planks of wood.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The first time you see a Kia Tasman up close and personal is a religious experience. Like self-flagellation or being nailed to planks of wood.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The only mod-con it didn’t have was CarPlay and a reversing camera. That was fixed by giving a dude $800.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The only mod-con it didn’t have was CarPlay and a reversing camera. That was fixed by giving a dude $800.
I keep telling you, the motor vehicle peaked in 2008. 5.2l/100 and everything has a button, a dial or a knob. Traction control, ABS, brake-force balancing, but no robot yelling at you if you look out a side window.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I keep telling you, the motor vehicle peaked in 2008. 5.2l/100 and everything has a button, a dial or a knob. Traction control, ABS, brake-force balancing, but no robot yelling at you if you look out a side window.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
And it’s a wagon.
We must return.
It started when I lost a pairs of Shokz in an airport X-ray scanner (they were grey, tray was grey, I didn’t have my glasses on). I thought “fuck I wish they had those in orange.”
The airport gadget shop had them in orange. Thus began my journey. Left a grey Sonos Roam in a hotel. So guess what?
The airport gadget shop had them in orange. Thus began my journey. Left a grey Sonos Roam in a hotel. So guess what?
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It started when I lost a pairs of Shokz in an airport X-ray scanner (they were grey, tray was grey, I didn’t have my glasses on). I thought “fuck I wish they had those in orange.”
The airport gadget shop had them in orange. Thus began my journey. Left a grey Sonos Roam in a hotel. So guess what?
The airport gadget shop had them in orange. Thus began my journey. Left a grey Sonos Roam in a hotel. So guess what?
Operation “If it travels, it’s orange” is on track. (I constantly lose shit in hotel rooms, airport xray trays, seat back pockets, so now I have orange headphones, watch, Bluetooth speaker, phone, laptop, and backpack.)
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Operation “If it travels, it’s orange” is on track. (I constantly lose shit in hotel rooms, airport xray trays, seat back pockets, so now I have orange headphones, watch, Bluetooth speaker, phone, laptop, and backpack.)
He's a *something* lord, alright.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He's a *something* lord, alright.
No. Spotlight just fkn sucks. What is even the point of a supposed index search tool that doesn't … index.
![cruft kraft |
noun [mass noun] Computing informal badly designed, unnecessarily complicated, or unwanted code or software: this removes all unnecessary cruft from Word documents saved as HTML.
ORIGIN
1950s (in the sense 'rubbish, detritus'):](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dnocl2wnjd2ym75kmlh65n6j/bafkreicivweepbmnsoqj7dwiowjihyc2nunzxhe66d54enmk3vkub4ba2q@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
No. Spotlight just fkn sucks. What is even the point of a supposed index search tool that doesn't … index.
We deleting words from the dictionary now or what?
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We deleting words from the dictionary now or what?
"They're the same picture."
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"They're the same picture."
Respond with the same actor as hero and villain.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Respond with the same actor as hero and villain.
A box containing Gwyneth Paltrow’s head has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A box containing Gwyneth Paltrow’s head has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
Mmmmm, my Patreon history sure remembers.
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Mmmmm, my Patreon history sure remembers.