erick (still scared)
@ericktheblue.bsky.social
I bought new pants Crab Man Pants today and now I am making sweet love to my wife every day
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I bought new pants Crab Man Pants today and now I am making sweet love to my wife every day
[Clapping and smiling]
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[Clapping and smiling]
Just like mama used to make
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just like mama used to make
I would blush and twirl my hair in my fingers, even though i know they have to say it
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I would blush and twirl my hair in my fingers, even though i know they have to say it
Dont worry, they will let themselves in :)
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dont worry, they will let themselves in :)
Why are you thinking about sex when there's a gottdang chetto in the white house?!
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why are you thinking about sex when there's a gottdang chetto in the white house?!
The fart child yearns to be born into the world
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The fart child yearns to be born into the world
If you're cold, they're cold
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you're cold, they're cold
Don't call it a grocery store. Those haven't existed since The Event.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Don't call it a grocery store. Those haven't existed since The Event.
Tbh, i would listen to a French nu-disco group called the Dickheads
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tbh, i would listen to a French nu-disco group called the Dickheads