erick (still scared)
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Don't look at my posts, they're not ready yet
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Toast came from a time before bakers had developed a way to tell if they’d already baked the bread
May 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Toast came from a time before bakers had developed a way to tell if they’d already baked the bread
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spider with a knife
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
spider with a knife
I Got PUNCHED In All The Different FACE PARTS So You Don't Have To
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I Got PUNCHED In All The Different FACE PARTS So You Don't Have To
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Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs
Im a t-shirt artist, in that, i express myself through the wearing of various t-shirts
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Im a t-shirt artist, in that, i express myself through the wearing of various t-shirts
If you could have any superpower, what is your social security number?
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you could have any superpower, what is your social security number?
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Downloading kung fu a la The Matrix only to realize I'm too fat and out of shape to do any of the cool moves "woah"
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Downloading kung fu a la The Matrix only to realize I'm too fat and out of shape to do any of the cool moves "woah"
Unless you're planning on getting smashed on the head with an anvil or a big safe or something DO NOT get the accordionification surgery
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unless you're planning on getting smashed on the head with an anvil or a big safe or something DO NOT get the accordionification surgery
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You’re laughing? I slipped on a banana peel, stumbled down a flight of stairs into a kitchen where the chef hit me in the face with a frying pan, then careened out into the street where a piano was dropped onto me and you’re LAUGHING?
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You’re laughing? I slipped on a banana peel, stumbled down a flight of stairs into a kitchen where the chef hit me in the face with a frying pan, then careened out into the street where a piano was dropped onto me and you’re LAUGHING?
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Sorry for being arrogant I decided to like myself
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sorry for being arrogant I decided to like myself
Sipping salubrious syrups
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sipping salubrious syrups
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many of my bros in the er sufferig from poasters wrist
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
many of my bros in the er sufferig from poasters wrist
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta
1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. popcorn bag
2. peanut butter
3. mspw
1. popcorn bag
2. peanut butter
3. mspw
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. lemon
2. lemons
3. 🍋
does this count? i couldn’t think of anything
1. lemon
2. lemons
3. 🍋
does this count? i couldn’t think of anything
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta
1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta
[cleans your hard to reach places]
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
[cleans your hard to reach places]
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A game mechanic is someone who repairs video games
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A game mechanic is someone who repairs video games
Just saw an actual dumpster fire #flames #wastemanagement
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just saw an actual dumpster fire #flames #wastemanagement
Pointing to myself when i show up anywhere:
That's me.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pointing to myself when i show up anywhere:
Genderless energy drinks
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Genderless energy drinks
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You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
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the football helmet stays ON while i'm feeling nervous
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the football helmet stays ON while i'm feeling nervous
If i say the word "poop" you all know what I'm talking about right
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If i say the word "poop" you all know what I'm talking about right
"Whoa."
- Neo (as played by Keanu Reeves)
The Matrix. (1999). Warner Bros.
- Neo (as played by Keanu Reeves)
The Matrix. (1999). Warner Bros.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Whoa."
- Neo (as played by Keanu Reeves)
The Matrix. (1999). Warner Bros.
- Neo (as played by Keanu Reeves)
The Matrix. (1999). Warner Bros.
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[arnold schwarzenegger voice] "get to the chudler!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
[arnold schwarzenegger voice] "get to the chudler!"