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qualiaflow
@qualiaflow.bsky.social
hedonium alchemist. extremely fond of the double pendulum map
my other account: lightningcolors.bsky.social
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just 5 more minutes, i'm still dreaming, i'm not ready to tile the universe with unitary megaminds, or convert raw matter into qualia icecream
today's beauty tip: grow silky-smooth accretions. give yourself coralface. scrub until your pores become lacunae. think "Green Man but lavender woman"
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you're playing waluigi parcheesi, flipping valences aleatorically and collapsing all your luigis into eigen-attractor states of waluigis to win
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
tried to eat an entheobiscuit but the biscuit attained sentience, metempsychosed through klein bottle crumbworlds, and returned as a biscuit-shaman
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
diesel-almond-salt ice cream. perfume speedball (stimulant + depressant notes). dry petrichor. "bubblegum fruit punch" but austere. supercool icilin + nutmeg neolignan. freesia chocolate
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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But woathabout da Moooon, Jeor-gie -- You have to tie your shoes around da Moooon or it won't do-o-o at all no, sir-ee. Best to bendya knee-hinges away from sea waves and roll yourself up into the air on the back of Silamr'ose, the Siren of Triska's Shore. Duon-tcha know shieza flying-hazard Sireen,
this might be controversial but someone needs to say it
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
this might be controversial but someone needs to say it
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
experiencing the vestibular equivalent of shepard tones, as if gliding frictionlessly through a nonorientable manifold (but it's okay)
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
in perfumery news, a chinese perfumer, big buddha, has extracted a tibetan yak shit tincture, which luca turin describes as smooth, brothy-leathery, with hints of dried bananas
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the patch code scrambles mythologies. tide-jewels sink in the cup of jamshid, the Dreaming spills out from pandora's box, icarus smashes into bifrost
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
let's sit in the corner and sniff oils together
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oh dear, the disembodied plane of color which floats above my humidifier has acquired a paradoxical depth, as if simultaneously receding and advancing
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
washy the floodman. sultry the heatman. choky the smogman. creepy the fogman. thirsty the droughtman. smothery the avalancheman. crumbly the cloudman
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ogre burning oud in his cave, smearing guerlain's shalimar across his throat, swigging northern rhone syrah for its damson notes and peppery scour
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
commercial food flavorings are pretty cheap. so far i've recursed flavors and made coffee-flavored coffee, a hyperreal peanut butter, and a "taste of cereal" cereal
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i'm doing it again (prowling the shores of northumbria salt-blinded and shaking, searching for my kraken lover)
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
we engineer an artificial eden, its understory patrolled by lepidoptera drones, orchid timepieces and bromeliad savepoints, lightly hijacked nightjars, and quiet surveillance trees
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
candyflipping (lsd + mdma) companion perfume. gasoline tangerine. birch tar violet. "stereo lemon" (desynced lemon aldehydes). whisky lactone & azalea alcoholic flowers. lavandin guava
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
it's been 3 yugas, 358 no-moments, 16 hyper-jiffies, and 8 billion realities since last year
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
green river (b4), floating tavern (e6), vermilion palace (g3), i renamed the chess coordinates.

1-8: tower, peach orchard, palace, river, gate, tavern, vineyard, pavilion
a-h: eastern, green, lucky, ancient, floating, forbidden, vermilion, western
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the drift jewels evaporate at your touch, releasing deep sea-song: caleuche chants mutating into siren-speech, splintering into hydra hisses, decaying into pantemporal echoes
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
taking a big hit but it's an aromachemical mixture designed to hit trpm8 (cooling), trpv1 (burning), trpv3 (warming), and trpa1 (stinging) simultaneously. (don't worry, i have a trp-sitter)
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
colorful snow, halcyon weather snow, snow that flash-ionizes into supercritical plasma water, a viscoplastic Play-Snoh. loud snow. those are the main "weird snows", i think
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
galbanum-violet-pear. oxytocin-dosed empathogenic perfume. pink pepper & linden blossoms. topical caffeine in perfume. theta wave enhancer in citrus solvent. champaca cognac
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
anxious? just eat well, exercise, drink the green vial not the emerald-green vial, dream only of the empty atrium, and submit your metrics to the Department of Continuous Joy
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
while you sleep, tiny sapiobionts practice pooktre on your dendrites, tend the salt-gardens of your ion gates, and graft noospherules along your brainstem
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM