qualiaflow
@qualiaflow.bsky.social
hedonium alchemist. extremely fond of the double pendulum map
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qualiaflow
@qualiaflow.bsky.social
· Sep 4
just 5 more minutes, i'm still dreaming, i'm not ready to tile the universe with unitary megaminds, or convert raw matter into qualia icecream
today's beauty tip: grow silky-smooth accretions. give yourself coralface. scrub until your pores become lacunae. think "Green Man but lavender woman"
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
today's beauty tip: grow silky-smooth accretions. give yourself coralface. scrub until your pores become lacunae. think "Green Man but lavender woman"
you're playing waluigi parcheesi, flipping valences aleatorically and collapsing all your luigis into eigen-attractor states of waluigis to win
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
you're playing waluigi parcheesi, flipping valences aleatorically and collapsing all your luigis into eigen-attractor states of waluigis to win
tried to eat an entheobiscuit but the biscuit attained sentience, metempsychosed through klein bottle crumbworlds, and returned as a biscuit-shaman
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
tried to eat an entheobiscuit but the biscuit attained sentience, metempsychosed through klein bottle crumbworlds, and returned as a biscuit-shaman
diesel-almond-salt ice cream. perfume speedball (stimulant + depressant notes). dry petrichor. "bubblegum fruit punch" but austere. supercool icilin + nutmeg neolignan. freesia chocolate
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
diesel-almond-salt ice cream. perfume speedball (stimulant + depressant notes). dry petrichor. "bubblegum fruit punch" but austere. supercool icilin + nutmeg neolignan. freesia chocolate
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But woathabout da Moooon, Jeor-gie -- You have to tie your shoes around da Moooon or it won't do-o-o at all no, sir-ee. Best to bendya knee-hinges away from sea waves and roll yourself up into the air on the back of Silamr'ose, the Siren of Triska's Shore. Duon-tcha know shieza flying-hazard Sireen,
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
But woathabout da Moooon, Jeor-gie -- You have to tie your shoes around da Moooon or it won't do-o-o at all no, sir-ee. Best to bendya knee-hinges away from sea waves and roll yourself up into the air on the back of Silamr'ose, the Siren of Triska's Shore. Duon-tcha know shieza flying-hazard Sireen,
this might be controversial but someone needs to say it
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this might be controversial but someone needs to say it
experiencing the vestibular equivalent of shepard tones, as if gliding frictionlessly through a nonorientable manifold (but it's okay)
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
experiencing the vestibular equivalent of shepard tones, as if gliding frictionlessly through a nonorientable manifold (but it's okay)
in perfumery news, a chinese perfumer, big buddha, has extracted a tibetan yak shit tincture, which luca turin describes as smooth, brothy-leathery, with hints of dried bananas
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
in perfumery news, a chinese perfumer, big buddha, has extracted a tibetan yak shit tincture, which luca turin describes as smooth, brothy-leathery, with hints of dried bananas
the patch code scrambles mythologies. tide-jewels sink in the cup of jamshid, the Dreaming spills out from pandora's box, icarus smashes into bifrost
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the patch code scrambles mythologies. tide-jewels sink in the cup of jamshid, the Dreaming spills out from pandora's box, icarus smashes into bifrost
let's sit in the corner and sniff oils together
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
let's sit in the corner and sniff oils together
oh dear, the disembodied plane of color which floats above my humidifier has acquired a paradoxical depth, as if simultaneously receding and advancing
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
oh dear, the disembodied plane of color which floats above my humidifier has acquired a paradoxical depth, as if simultaneously receding and advancing
washy the floodman. sultry the heatman. choky the smogman. creepy the fogman. thirsty the droughtman. smothery the avalancheman. crumbly the cloudman
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
washy the floodman. sultry the heatman. choky the smogman. creepy the fogman. thirsty the droughtman. smothery the avalancheman. crumbly the cloudman
ogre burning oud in his cave, smearing guerlain's shalimar across his throat, swigging northern rhone syrah for its damson notes and peppery scour
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ogre burning oud in his cave, smearing guerlain's shalimar across his throat, swigging northern rhone syrah for its damson notes and peppery scour
commercial food flavorings are pretty cheap. so far i've recursed flavors and made coffee-flavored coffee, a hyperreal peanut butter, and a "taste of cereal" cereal
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
commercial food flavorings are pretty cheap. so far i've recursed flavors and made coffee-flavored coffee, a hyperreal peanut butter, and a "taste of cereal" cereal
i'm doing it again (prowling the shores of northumbria salt-blinded and shaking, searching for my kraken lover)
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm doing it again (prowling the shores of northumbria salt-blinded and shaking, searching for my kraken lover)
we engineer an artificial eden, its understory patrolled by lepidoptera drones, orchid timepieces and bromeliad savepoints, lightly hijacked nightjars, and quiet surveillance trees
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
we engineer an artificial eden, its understory patrolled by lepidoptera drones, orchid timepieces and bromeliad savepoints, lightly hijacked nightjars, and quiet surveillance trees
candyflipping (lsd + mdma) companion perfume. gasoline tangerine. birch tar violet. "stereo lemon" (desynced lemon aldehydes). whisky lactone & azalea alcoholic flowers. lavandin guava
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
candyflipping (lsd + mdma) companion perfume. gasoline tangerine. birch tar violet. "stereo lemon" (desynced lemon aldehydes). whisky lactone & azalea alcoholic flowers. lavandin guava
it's been 3 yugas, 358 no-moments, 16 hyper-jiffies, and 8 billion realities since last year
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it's been 3 yugas, 358 no-moments, 16 hyper-jiffies, and 8 billion realities since last year
green river (b4), floating tavern (e6), vermilion palace (g3), i renamed the chess coordinates.
1-8: tower, peach orchard, palace, river, gate, tavern, vineyard, pavilion
a-h: eastern, green, lucky, ancient, floating, forbidden, vermilion, western
1-8: tower, peach orchard, palace, river, gate, tavern, vineyard, pavilion
a-h: eastern, green, lucky, ancient, floating, forbidden, vermilion, western
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
green river (b4), floating tavern (e6), vermilion palace (g3), i renamed the chess coordinates.
1-8: tower, peach orchard, palace, river, gate, tavern, vineyard, pavilion
a-h: eastern, green, lucky, ancient, floating, forbidden, vermilion, western
1-8: tower, peach orchard, palace, river, gate, tavern, vineyard, pavilion
a-h: eastern, green, lucky, ancient, floating, forbidden, vermilion, western
the drift jewels evaporate at your touch, releasing deep sea-song: caleuche chants mutating into siren-speech, splintering into hydra hisses, decaying into pantemporal echoes
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the drift jewels evaporate at your touch, releasing deep sea-song: caleuche chants mutating into siren-speech, splintering into hydra hisses, decaying into pantemporal echoes
taking a big hit but it's an aromachemical mixture designed to hit trpm8 (cooling), trpv1 (burning), trpv3 (warming), and trpa1 (stinging) simultaneously. (don't worry, i have a trp-sitter)
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
taking a big hit but it's an aromachemical mixture designed to hit trpm8 (cooling), trpv1 (burning), trpv3 (warming), and trpa1 (stinging) simultaneously. (don't worry, i have a trp-sitter)
colorful snow, halcyon weather snow, snow that flash-ionizes into supercritical plasma water, a viscoplastic Play-Snoh. loud snow. those are the main "weird snows", i think
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
colorful snow, halcyon weather snow, snow that flash-ionizes into supercritical plasma water, a viscoplastic Play-Snoh. loud snow. those are the main "weird snows", i think
galbanum-violet-pear. oxytocin-dosed empathogenic perfume. pink pepper & linden blossoms. topical caffeine in perfume. theta wave enhancer in citrus solvent. champaca cognac
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
galbanum-violet-pear. oxytocin-dosed empathogenic perfume. pink pepper & linden blossoms. topical caffeine in perfume. theta wave enhancer in citrus solvent. champaca cognac
anxious? just eat well, exercise, drink the green vial not the emerald-green vial, dream only of the empty atrium, and submit your metrics to the Department of Continuous Joy
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
anxious? just eat well, exercise, drink the green vial not the emerald-green vial, dream only of the empty atrium, and submit your metrics to the Department of Continuous Joy
while you sleep, tiny sapiobionts practice pooktre on your dendrites, tend the salt-gardens of your ion gates, and graft noospherules along your brainstem
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
while you sleep, tiny sapiobionts practice pooktre on your dendrites, tend the salt-gardens of your ion gates, and graft noospherules along your brainstem