John ... seriously? ...
@pimpmyyugo.bsky.social
... too old, too white, too Catholic ... this is my core dump. there are many like it but this one is mine ...
history or evidence, depending: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4opuc67uf4ezeczfwnonlmu3/feed/aaaee2vyk7jh6
history or evidence, depending: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4opuc67uf4ezeczfwnonlmu3/feed/aaaee2vyk7jh6
Pinned
... I sent a saliva sample to Cologuard and a stool sample to ancestry.com. and now, we wait ...
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The last time I withdrew cash from the ATM, it asked what denominations I wanted so I chose Baptist, Methodist and Presbyterian.
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The last time I withdrew cash from the ATM, it asked what denominations I wanted so I chose Baptist, Methodist and Presbyterian.
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A boomer walks into a bar and then seconds later, forgets why he walked in there.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A boomer walks into a bar and then seconds later, forgets why he walked in there.
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Me: Do you need a reboot?
My computer:
My computer:
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a red chair .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a red chair .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Me: Do you need a reboot?
My computer:
My computer:
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A quick rundown of what it actually means to be an introvert 👇
What Is an Introvert? | A Quick Rundown
YouTube video by All About Introverts
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A quick rundown of what it actually means to be an introvert 👇
... my neighbor's rooster was crowing at 10AM, over 3 hours after sunrise.
his cock was running slow ...
his cock was running slow ...
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
... my neighbor's rooster was crowing at 10AM, over 3 hours after sunrise.
his cock was running slow ...
his cock was running slow ...
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I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.
Or, like, literally any pleasure.
Or, like, literally any pleasure.
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.
Or, like, literally any pleasure.
Or, like, literally any pleasure.
... an older female co-worker was by the freight door and saw a younger female who she thought wanted to take something outside. the older woman had the door key and asked the young woman, "do you want to go out?" the younger woman said, "thanks but I'm in a relationship." ...
(true story/dad joke)
(true story/dad joke)
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
... an older female co-worker was by the freight door and saw a younger female who she thought wanted to take something outside. the older woman had the door key and asked the young woman, "do you want to go out?" the younger woman said, "thanks but I'm in a relationship." ...
(true story/dad joke)
(true story/dad joke)
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iconic art with a holiday twist: thread
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
iconic art with a holiday twist: thread
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My barista looked me up and down like she was scanning a QR code for, “Why?”
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My barista looked me up and down like she was scanning a QR code for, “Why?”
... you know you're old when your mating call is "cramp Cramp! CRAMP!!!" ...
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
... you know you're old when your mating call is "cramp Cramp! CRAMP!!!" ...
... an old woman walked past me in the market today wearing a sweatshirt that said "spoiled". her boobs were so saggy, I think her milk expired in the 90s ...
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
... an old woman walked past me in the market today wearing a sweatshirt that said "spoiled". her boobs were so saggy, I think her milk expired in the 90s ...
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Suuuuure, NOW 4 inches is a lot 😂
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Suuuuure, NOW 4 inches is a lot 😂
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
... then there was the guy who rode the bus to the brothel and told the driver "this is where I get off." ...
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
... then there was the guy who rode the bus to the brothel and told the driver "this is where I get off." ...
... I heard that DJT is going to donate $100M in Jeffery Epstein's name to any university that will rename itself Bring-em Young ...
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
... I heard that DJT is going to donate $100M in Jeffery Epstein's name to any university that will rename itself Bring-em Young ...
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For some reason, having fuller lips after high school graduation is important to our daughter so this fall we've been taking her around to look at collagens.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
For some reason, having fuller lips after high school graduation is important to our daughter so this fall we've been taking her around to look at collagens.
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I’m already seeing Best of 2025 lists, which this year is a little like the Titanic asking passengers to rate their experience.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m already seeing Best of 2025 lists, which this year is a little like the Titanic asking passengers to rate their experience.
... going forward, I will pronounce "leopard" like "leotard". I will take no questions about this ...
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
... going forward, I will pronounce "leopard" like "leotard". I will take no questions about this ...
... I had a woman at the store ask me "if I was spray paint, where would I be?" I said, "ma'am, if you were spray paint you'd be locked up in aisle 23." ...
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
... I had a woman at the store ask me "if I was spray paint, where would I be?" I said, "ma'am, if you were spray paint you'd be locked up in aisle 23." ...
... ran a 5K this morning. I would have bet on a DNF from tripping over a Shih Tzu before I'd have bet on running a personal best ...
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
... ran a 5K this morning. I would have bet on a DNF from tripping over a Shih Tzu before I'd have bet on running a personal best ...
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I've experienced a lot of losses of loved ones in my life, starting when I was 10. When Brad & I lost two of our closest friends last year (only in their 50's) and one of our dogs, I knew we had to add new traditions to the holidays. @NextAvenue Please share!
www.nextavenue.org/creating-new...
www.nextavenue.org/creating-new...
www.nextavenue.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've experienced a lot of losses of loved ones in my life, starting when I was 10. When Brad & I lost two of our closest friends last year (only in their 50's) and one of our dogs, I knew we had to add new traditions to the holidays. @NextAvenue Please share!
www.nextavenue.org/creating-new...
www.nextavenue.org/creating-new...
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My annual advice on how to navigate angry arguments during holiday dinners.
[4-min Read]
neildegrassetyson.com/commentary/2...
[4-min Read]
neildegrassetyson.com/commentary/2...
How to Navigate Arguments During Holiday Dinner - Neil deGrasse Tyson
By Neil deGrasse Tyson Social Media — OpEd November 17, 2022 Inspired by the contents of the book
neildegrassetyson.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My annual advice on how to navigate angry arguments during holiday dinners.
[4-min Read]
neildegrassetyson.com/commentary/2...
[4-min Read]
neildegrassetyson.com/commentary/2...
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Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
what I thought of while I was away, dick-joke version (thread):
... why are they called "dildoes" and not "plastic wood"? ...
... I'm at the age where I wish my dick would swell up like my legs do ...
... in days of old, dildoes were made from trees. they were called 'wood peckers" ... (more)
... why are they called "dildoes" and not "plastic wood"? ...
... I'm at the age where I wish my dick would swell up like my legs do ...
... in days of old, dildoes were made from trees. they were called 'wood peckers" ... (more)
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
what I thought of while I was away, dick-joke version (thread):
... why are they called "dildoes" and not "plastic wood"? ...
... I'm at the age where I wish my dick would swell up like my legs do ...
... in days of old, dildoes were made from trees. they were called 'wood peckers" ... (more)
... why are they called "dildoes" and not "plastic wood"? ...
... I'm at the age where I wish my dick would swell up like my legs do ...
... in days of old, dildoes were made from trees. they were called 'wood peckers" ... (more)