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John ... seriously? ...
@pimpmyyugo.bsky.social
... too old, too white, too Catholic ... this is my core dump. there are many like it but this one is mine ...

history or evidence, depending: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4opuc67uf4ezeczfwnonlmu3/feed/aaaee2vyk7jh6
... in case you thought I was BS-ing ...
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
... please use a paint brush. don't ask how I know this ...
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
... everything reminds me of her ...
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
... file this under "the sign said WHAT?" the button is for the automatic door opener at the entrance/exit. I spoke to the lady at the information area. yes, people do need to be told ...

(Maryland House rest stop off I-95)
September 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
... I can't drive ...
August 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
... I could have been a secret agent today but *sigh* my number came up short ...
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
... the view from the sporting goods counter ...

(it's doe-in-heat natural estrous, aka deer urine)
August 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
... f*ck it. *hits send* ...
August 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
... "it's ok, Amazon envelope, sometimes I question my clothing preferences too" ...
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
... when your breakfast date at the diner is going so bad that even her seat is rolling its eyes ...
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
... but ... but ...
July 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
... just gonna leave this here ...
June 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
... thought I'd win something for ordering my breakfast sandwich this morning but nooooo ...
😁
June 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
... bought a t-shirt yesterday. it's pretty self-explanatory ...
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
... if THIS 👇 is what you mean then yes, I have rizz ...
May 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
... as seen in Easton PA today. if you don't laugh, we can't be friends ... 😁
May 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
... took this pic 11 years ago. the sign is still up and untouched ...
May 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
... as seen on PA 309 North (with the plate, of course) ...
April 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
... just because ...
April 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
... or diode ... 😁
March 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
... my first blocked notification ... *wiping a tear* ... I'm so bleedin' happy *sniff* ...
March 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
... this goes for all of U ...
March 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
... from Facebook ...
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
... got another t-shirt in the mail today ...
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
... for reference: ...
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM