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Sadistic Son Of A Bitch Only Primary Physician In Affordable Health Plan
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Sadistic Son Of A Bitch Only Primary Physician In Affordable Health Plan
Flash Grenade Explodes Lifts In Gregory Bovino's Shoes. Launches Him Into Space.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Flash Grenade Explodes Lifts In Gregory Bovino's Shoes. Launches Him Into Space.
Trump Announces the "Great American Healthcare Plan🇺🇸" Patriots Receive Cash For Premiums, But Must Sacrifice Weakest Family Member For God And Glory.
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Trump Announces the "Great American Healthcare Plan🇺🇸" Patriots Receive Cash For Premiums, But Must Sacrifice Weakest Family Member For God And Glory.
President Orders America's Free Range Chickens Back Into Cages
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
President Orders America's Free Range Chickens Back Into Cages
BREAKING:
The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding, a broken spleen, collapsed lung, his head was torn off and reattached, and his torso was sliced into sections like deli meat. He was released from the hospital the same day.
The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding, a broken spleen, collapsed lung, his head was torn off and reattached, and his torso was sliced into sections like deli meat. He was released from the hospital the same day.
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
BREAKING:
The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding, a broken spleen, collapsed lung, his head was torn off and reattached, and his torso was sliced into sections like deli meat. He was released from the hospital the same day.
The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding, a broken spleen, collapsed lung, his head was torn off and reattached, and his torso was sliced into sections like deli meat. He was released from the hospital the same day.
CBS Town Hall To Hear Deadbeat Dad's Side Of The Story
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
CBS Town Hall To Hear Deadbeat Dad's Side Of The Story
DOJ Files Charges Against Everybody
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 AM
DOJ Files Charges Against Everybody
Press Secretary Certain Americans Closer To Learning Their Lesson
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Press Secretary Certain Americans Closer To Learning Their Lesson
ICE Ups Recruitment Bonuses To Include Everything In Victims' Vehicles, Pockets, Handbags, And Wallets
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
ICE Ups Recruitment Bonuses To Include Everything In Victims' Vehicles, Pockets, Handbags, And Wallets
DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
DOJ To Prosecute Woodsy Owl As Environmental Terrorist In Non Politically Motivated Move
Billionaires Fleeing Taxes Disgusted by Pollution And Infrastructure In New Home States
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Billionaires Fleeing Taxes Disgusted by Pollution And Infrastructure In New Home States
Kristi Noem Consults Polymarket For Clues About What To Do Next
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Kristi Noem Consults Polymarket For Clues About What To Do Next
Giant Glowing Monolith Also Looking For Answers
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Giant Glowing Monolith Also Looking For Answers
President To Take Peace Prize By Any Means Necessary
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
President To Take Peace Prize By Any Means Necessary
JD Vance Not Certain George Floyd's Throat Didn't Threaten Derek Chauvin's Knee
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
JD Vance Not Certain George Floyd's Throat Didn't Threaten Derek Chauvin's Knee
ICE Recruits Professional Valets. Will Help Agents Conquer Fear Of Slow Moving Vehicles.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
ICE Recruits Professional Valets. Will Help Agents Conquer Fear Of Slow Moving Vehicles.
Convicted Felon With 500 Shell Companies Assures Venezuelans Their Money Is Safer With Him Than That Other Felon
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Convicted Felon With 500 Shell Companies Assures Venezuelans Their Money Is Safer With Him Than That Other Felon
Mars Rover Makes Incredible Discovery!
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Mars Rover Makes Incredible Discovery!
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Stephen Miller Still Screaming Long After Jake Tapper Has Gone Home
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Stephen Miller Still Screaming Long After Jake Tapper Has Gone Home
Chuck Schumer Spends entire Holiday Break Practicing Finger Point
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Chuck Schumer Spends entire Holiday Break Practicing Finger Point
Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
Maduro Confused By Inconsistency Of What Are And Are Not Pardonable Offenses In US Courtroom
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Maduro Confused By Inconsistency Of What Are And Are Not Pardonable Offenses In US Courtroom
Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
Trump Administration Explains Venezuela Full Of Venezuelans
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Trump Administration Explains Venezuela Full Of Venezuelans
"Are you not entertained?"
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Are you not entertained?"