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President Researching Bailouts For Countries Without Extradition Agreements
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
President Researching Bailouts For Countries Without Extradition Agreements
President Announces Construction of Golden Triumphant Arch To Begin Soon
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
President Announces Construction of Golden Triumphant Arch To Begin Soon
Plantation Owner Explains "If I had to pay them a livable wage, my business wouldn't be viable."
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Plantation Owner Explains "If I had to pay them a livable wage, my business wouldn't be viable."
Area Shopper Can't Believe How Much Prices Are Up Since Prices Are Down
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Area Shopper Can't Believe How Much Prices Are Up Since Prices Are Down
Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
Faced With Taxes, Billionaires Bump Into Each Other Fleeing Every State In The US For Other States Where They Have A Home
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Faced With Taxes, Billionaires Bump Into Each Other Fleeing Every State In The US For Other States Where They Have A Home
Sick Of Being Called Weird, Weak, And Creepy, Mike Johnson Threatens House With A Finger
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sick Of Being Called Weird, Weak, And Creepy, Mike Johnson Threatens House With A Finger
JD Vance Walks Away From Meeting Where President Told Him The Coffee Was For Dignitaries
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
JD Vance Walks Away From Meeting Where President Told Him The Coffee Was For Dignitaries
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
Silly Goose Leads flock Into Side Of Building
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Silly Goose Leads flock Into Side Of Building
Adjusted For Inflation, Cost Of Presidential Pardons Very Reasonable Compared To 2017 Prices
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Adjusted For Inflation, Cost Of Presidential Pardons Very Reasonable Compared To 2017 Prices
President Overwhelmed By Number Of Countries
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
President Overwhelmed By Number Of Countries
Bari Weiss Renames 60 Minutes "Sometimes It's 46 Minutes"
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bari Weiss Renames 60 Minutes "Sometimes It's 46 Minutes"
JD Vance An Inspiration For Nation's Other Dipshits
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
JD Vance An Inspiration For Nation's Other Dipshits
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
DOJ Announces Anyone Caught Leaking 60 Minutes CECOT Piece Will Be Moved To CECOT With All The Other Terrorists
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
DOJ Announces Anyone Caught Leaking 60 Minutes CECOT Piece Will Be Moved To CECOT With All The Other Terrorists
Officemate Uncomfortable At Every Temperature
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Officemate Uncomfortable At Every Temperature
Exterminator Uses Power Of Christ To Stop Mice From Stirring On Christmas Eve
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Exterminator Uses Power Of Christ To Stop Mice From Stirring On Christmas Eve
MAGA Wishes A Lib "Merry Christmas" In Devastating Takedown
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MAGA Wishes A Lib "Merry Christmas" In Devastating Takedown
President Announces Special Payout To Anyone Who Dresses Up Like His Mother And Says She's So Proud Of Him
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
President Announces Special Payout To Anyone Who Dresses Up Like His Mother And Says She's So Proud Of Him
President To Rename Don Jr
"Trump Trump Jr"
"Trump Trump Jr"
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
President To Rename Don Jr
"Trump Trump Jr"
"Trump Trump Jr"
Mike Johnson Traveling With Emotional Support Gavel
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mike Johnson Traveling With Emotional Support Gavel
RFK Jr Targets Link Between Trump Derangement Syndrome, Higher Education, And The Covid Vaccine
"Disturbing trend that deserves further examination"
"Disturbing trend that deserves further examination"
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
RFK Jr Targets Link Between Trump Derangement Syndrome, Higher Education, And The Covid Vaccine
"Disturbing trend that deserves further examination"
"Disturbing trend that deserves further examination"
Military Action In Caribbean Complicated By Instructions To Only Focus On Narco Terrorists Not Pardoned By The President
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Military Action In Caribbean Complicated By Instructions To Only Focus On Narco Terrorists Not Pardoned By The President
Kash Patel Excelling As FBI Director Due To Ability To See Threats In All Directions At Once
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kash Patel Excelling As FBI Director Due To Ability To See Threats In All Directions At Once
President Struggling To Make Every Tragedy About Himself
"There's just too many of them."
"There's just too many of them."
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
President Struggling To Make Every Tragedy About Himself
"There's just too many of them."
"There's just too many of them."