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ICE Recruits Professional Valets. Will Help Agents Conquer Fear Of Slow Moving Vehicles.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
ICE Recruits Professional Valets. Will Help Agents Conquer Fear Of Slow Moving Vehicles.
Convicted Felon With 500 Shell Companies Assures Venezuelans Their Money Is Safer With Him Than That Other Felon
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Convicted Felon With 500 Shell Companies Assures Venezuelans Their Money Is Safer With Him Than That Other Felon
Mars Rover Makes Incredible Discovery!
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Mars Rover Makes Incredible Discovery!
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Learns Solitude Is The Richness Of Self
Stephen Miller Still Screaming Long After Jake Tapper Has Gone Home
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Stephen Miller Still Screaming Long After Jake Tapper Has Gone Home
Chuck Schumer Spends entire Holiday Break Practicing Finger Point
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Chuck Schumer Spends entire Holiday Break Practicing Finger Point
Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
Maduro Confused By Inconsistency Of What Are And Are Not Pardonable Offenses In US Courtroom
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Maduro Confused By Inconsistency Of What Are And Are Not Pardonable Offenses In US Courtroom
Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
Trump Administration Explains Venezuela Full Of Venezuelans
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Trump Administration Explains Venezuela Full Of Venezuelans
"Are you not entertained?"
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Are you not entertained?"
President Researching Bailouts For Countries Without Extradition Agreements
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
President Researching Bailouts For Countries Without Extradition Agreements
President Announces Construction of Golden Triumphant Arch To Begin Soon
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
President Announces Construction of Golden Triumphant Arch To Begin Soon
Plantation Owner Explains "If I had to pay them a livable wage, my business wouldn't be viable."
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Plantation Owner Explains "If I had to pay them a livable wage, my business wouldn't be viable."
Area Shopper Can't Believe How Much Prices Are Up Since Prices Are Down
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Area Shopper Can't Believe How Much Prices Are Up Since Prices Are Down
Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
Faced With Taxes, Billionaires Bump Into Each Other Fleeing Every State In The US For Other States Where They Have A Home
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Faced With Taxes, Billionaires Bump Into Each Other Fleeing Every State In The US For Other States Where They Have A Home
Sick Of Being Called Weird, Weak, And Creepy, Mike Johnson Threatens House With A Finger
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sick Of Being Called Weird, Weak, And Creepy, Mike Johnson Threatens House With A Finger
JD Vance Walks Away From Meeting Where President Told Him The Coffee Was For Dignitaries
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
JD Vance Walks Away From Meeting Where President Told Him The Coffee Was For Dignitaries
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Marco Rubio Not Happy About Sitting On JD Vance's Furniture
Silly Goose Leads flock Into Side Of Building
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Silly Goose Leads flock Into Side Of Building
Adjusted For Inflation, Cost Of Presidential Pardons Very Reasonable Compared To 2017 Prices
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Adjusted For Inflation, Cost Of Presidential Pardons Very Reasonable Compared To 2017 Prices
President Overwhelmed By Number Of Countries
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
President Overwhelmed By Number Of Countries
Bari Weiss Renames 60 Minutes "Sometimes It's 46 Minutes"
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bari Weiss Renames 60 Minutes "Sometimes It's 46 Minutes"
JD Vance An Inspiration For Nation's Other Dipshits
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
JD Vance An Inspiration For Nation's Other Dipshits
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
"If this dipshit can become vice president, maybe I can too"
DOJ Announces Anyone Caught Leaking 60 Minutes CECOT Piece Will Be Moved To CECOT With All The Other Terrorists
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
DOJ Announces Anyone Caught Leaking 60 Minutes CECOT Piece Will Be Moved To CECOT With All The Other Terrorists