The Drip
@therealdrip.bsky.social
"Democracy Dies In Dampness"
Parody
Parody
Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
Teen Executes 23 Point Turn On Tight Street
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Teen Executes 23 Point Turn On Tight Street
Lowly Worm Dies In Crash When Doctors Unable To Get Near Vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lowly Worm Dies In Crash When Doctors Unable To Get Near Vehicle
Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
DOJ Concludes Selective Investigation Of Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
DOJ Concludes Selective Investigation Of Epstein files
President Imposes "Tariff To Infinity" On Epstein Files
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
President Imposes "Tariff To Infinity" On Epstein Files
100 Yr Old Sourdough Starter Source Of Family's Generational Trauma
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
100 Yr Old Sourdough Starter Source Of Family's Generational Trauma
AI Jesus Chatbot User Shocked To Learn 'H' In Jesus H Christ Stands For Hussein'
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
AI Jesus Chatbot User Shocked To Learn 'H' In Jesus H Christ Stands For Hussein'
Deep Beneath Greenland's Frozen Surface, Trump Enters His Fortress Of Solitude, Hoping To Be Alone With His Thoughts. Realizes He Doesn't Have Any Thoughts.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Deep Beneath Greenland's Frozen Surface, Trump Enters His Fortress Of Solitude, Hoping To Be Alone With His Thoughts. Realizes He Doesn't Have Any Thoughts.
At a MAHA Panel Discussion, JD Vance Unironically Picks The Day The Epstein Emails Are Released, To Question "What We're Putting In Our Children's Bodies"
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
At a MAHA Panel Discussion, JD Vance Unironically Picks The Day The Epstein Emails Are Released, To Question "What We're Putting In Our Children's Bodies"
Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
Local Senior Thinks Everything Looks So Good
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Local Senior Thinks Everything Looks So Good
Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
On Katie Miller's Next Podcast, Katie Vibes In The Empty Home Of Deported Migrants
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
On Katie Miller's Next Podcast, Katie Vibes In The Empty Home Of Deported Migrants
Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel
NFL Agrees To Name Commanders' New Stadium After The President
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NFL Agrees To Name Commanders' New Stadium After The President
Rustic Cabin Getaway Listed For Under $1.3 million!
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Rustic Cabin Getaway Listed For Under $1.3 million!
Beleaguered FAA Advises Planes To Install Turn Signals
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Beleaguered FAA Advises Planes To Install Turn Signals
Uber Driver Uses Zipcar To DoorDash. Loses Sense Of Self.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Uber Driver Uses Zipcar To DoorDash. Loses Sense Of Self.
White House Unveils Vegas Cocktail Bar Themed Dress Code
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
White House Unveils Vegas Cocktail Bar Themed Dress Code
One Million New Yorkers Flee City. Rents Still Go Up.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One Million New Yorkers Flee City. Rents Still Go Up.
NFL Commissioner Reveals Ambitious Plan That Ensures Every Roster Made Up Of Guys Named Jalen
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
NFL Commissioner Reveals Ambitious Plan That Ensures Every Roster Made Up Of Guys Named Jalen
Trump Threatens To Torch West Wing If Mamdani Wins Mayoral Race
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Trump Threatens To Torch West Wing If Mamdani Wins Mayoral Race
Mike Johnson Unaware He's Mike Johnson
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Mike Johnson Unaware He's Mike Johnson