Open Doorley, Antidepressant Season Acknowledger
@tchotch.bsky.social
Chicago
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
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I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
Gosh who could have possibly done this
AI-made videos using attractive young women promote Poland's EU exit
AI-made videos using attractive young women promote Poland's EU exit
They are beautiful, eloquent — and do not exist. AI-generated girls from the 'Prawilne_Polki' profile called for Polexit and preached right-wing views. The TikTok account has been deleted, but disinformation and propaganda in Poland persist.
l.euronews.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gosh who could have possibly done this
I want a kombucha bartender to save somebody's life so we can have the headline BOOCH JOCK HERO
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I want a kombucha bartender to save somebody's life so we can have the headline BOOCH JOCK HERO
Many people are saying this
We need more Charlie Kirk-type news
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Many people are saying this
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How the Grinch Was Curt with a Server Who Was Already Having a Stressful Day
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How the Grinch Was Curt with a Server Who Was Already Having a Stressful Day
11's mom is mad he has decided to sleep in boxer briefs instead of pajamas because he thinks that's what I do, but I actually sleep naked, so you're welcome
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
11's mom is mad he has decided to sleep in boxer briefs instead of pajamas because he thinks that's what I do, but I actually sleep naked, so you're welcome
I won't break under conventional torture but I'll chew of my own arm to escape the sound of someone eating dry fruit loops
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I won't break under conventional torture but I'll chew of my own arm to escape the sound of someone eating dry fruit loops
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I ran out of bread while making French toast this morning & to use up the remaining egg/milk goop I had to French toastize other stuff like bologna, peanut butter, cherry tomatoes, a dishrag, & so on
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I ran out of bread while making French toast this morning & to use up the remaining egg/milk goop I had to French toastize other stuff like bologna, peanut butter, cherry tomatoes, a dishrag, & so on
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Whoops! All these years, I had autocorrect set on “make me sound like a fucking idiot” mode.
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Whoops! All these years, I had autocorrect set on “make me sound like a fucking idiot” mode.
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You can be gay and christian as long as you don't act on your thoughts to do christian things and have copious guilt-free gay sex despite what your lil cult tells you to do
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You can be gay and christian as long as you don't act on your thoughts to do christian things and have copious guilt-free gay sex despite what your lil cult tells you to do
I love to head a few times zones West for that couple of fleeting days where I wake up virtuously early
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I love to head a few times zones West for that couple of fleeting days where I wake up virtuously early
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Never show someone something on your phone
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Never show someone something on your phone
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Karma, as it’s commonly interpreted, is the mistaken belief that justice is inherent in life, even extending to consequences occurring after “rebirth.” Justice depends solely on the human heart, not on an innate external moral order.
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Karma, as it’s commonly interpreted, is the mistaken belief that justice is inherent in life, even extending to consequences occurring after “rebirth.” Justice depends solely on the human heart, not on an innate external moral order.
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My wife has the flu. She had a fever dream where she has invested all of her money in a stilt-making company. But they were stilts only for women. When they got delivered they were just splinters and my wife got really mad. I am still trying to imagine what stilts only for women look like.
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My wife has the flu. She had a fever dream where she has invested all of her money in a stilt-making company. But they were stilts only for women. When they got delivered they were just splinters and my wife got really mad. I am still trying to imagine what stilts only for women look like.
Was pooping at the airport and the guy in the stall next to me burped so I was like dude, gross, rude
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Was pooping at the airport and the guy in the stall next to me burped so I was like dude, gross, rude
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the human body? you mean the thing that turns plants & animals into filth?
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the human body? you mean the thing that turns plants & animals into filth?
Social media is like like fame for the masses in that it's an opportunity for ordinary people to become as insular and dissociated from real life as famous people are
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Social media is like like fame for the masses in that it's an opportunity for ordinary people to become as insular and dissociated from real life as famous people are
Woman: you're weird
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Woman: you're weird
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
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720p is a good enough new years resolution
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
720p is a good enough new years resolution
If you would like to attend the funeral for my beloved backpack that I've had for only 8 short years it's going to be in the alley behind my house on Saturday next. Hold your backpacks close, sweet friends
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you would like to attend the funeral for my beloved backpack that I've had for only 8 short years it's going to be in the alley behind my house on Saturday next. Hold your backpacks close, sweet friends
I bet this killed 5,000 men
Lol. In light of Nicki Minaj’s latest Trump endorsement, I remembered this banger from Covid days.
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I bet this killed 5,000 men
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Cyberpunk banditry will be easier than we might think.
As long as we can create burner accounts, we can get robots and vehicles delivered anywhere we want, then strip them down for parts.
I'm planning on making a suit of power armor out of three or four of those food-delivery bots and a Waymo car.
As long as we can create burner accounts, we can get robots and vehicles delivered anywhere we want, then strip them down for parts.
I'm planning on making a suit of power armor out of three or four of those food-delivery bots and a Waymo car.
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cyberpunk banditry will be easier than we might think.
As long as we can create burner accounts, we can get robots and vehicles delivered anywhere we want, then strip them down for parts.
I'm planning on making a suit of power armor out of three or four of those food-delivery bots and a Waymo car.
As long as we can create burner accounts, we can get robots and vehicles delivered anywhere we want, then strip them down for parts.
I'm planning on making a suit of power armor out of three or four of those food-delivery bots and a Waymo car.
Bad news for the 85 people that live in Wyoming
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bad news for the 85 people that live in Wyoming
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God bless them both 🫡
Michael Bublé and Stephen Colbert sing the Sea Shanty, "Barrett's Privateers"
YouTube video by Pam Perry
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
God bless them both 🫡
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assexual bc I have a nice ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
assexual bc I have a nice ass