Open Doorley Fedless Forceman
@tchotch.bsky.social
Chicago
my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos!
if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos!
if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
Pinned
I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
Thinking I might get into packing dip. Is there a tobacco free one I can start out with?
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thinking I might get into packing dip. Is there a tobacco free one I can start out with?
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Nothing says first scene of a scenario like a churchyard tomb collapse
Somerset church tomb collapse exposes 1700s stone crypt
The church says it is currently unclear whether the collapse has damaged any surrounding graves.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nothing says first scene of a scenario like a churchyard tomb collapse
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you can tell god's male bc he can't take feedback
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
you can tell god's male bc he can't take feedback
I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin
One time I was walking a Greyhound on the equinox and it pooped a turd in the sidewalk that stood perfectly upright like a little man
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One time I was walking a Greyhound on the equinox and it pooped a turd in the sidewalk that stood perfectly upright like a little man
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Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
"Ok fire that is burning down my house, you may have the kitchen, and let's agree to discuss our differing visions for the living room soon"
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Ok fire that is burning down my house, you may have the kitchen, and let's agree to discuss our differing visions for the living room soon"
Frankenstein is explicitly about how being ugly sucks, but apparently Netflix has a different take
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Frankenstein is explicitly about how being ugly sucks, but apparently Netflix has a different take
Democrats refuse to go a whole week feeling like winners
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Democrats refuse to go a whole week feeling like winners
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Maybe I'm only oppositionally defiant because I've never been paid enough to cave at the last moment.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Maybe I'm only oppositionally defiant because I've never been paid enough to cave at the last moment.
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Had to move one of the orb weaver spider eggsacs to close the greenhouse door.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Had to move one of the orb weaver spider eggsacs to close the greenhouse door.
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Presumably all the good deals with the devil have been snapped up at this point.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Presumably all the good deals with the devil have been snapped up at this point.
Met a friend's husband today and he's an unbelievable jerkface, very glad to not be married rn
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Met a friend's husband today and he's an unbelievable jerkface, very glad to not be married rn
He has gotten over $38 billion in Federal funding and was fined half a million dollars for almost 800 environmental violations in Nevada.
Elon Musk’s Boring Company fined nearly $500K after it dumped drilling fluids into Las Vegas manholes—then ‘feigned compliance’ and was caught doing it again
Source: Fortune
share.newsbreak.com/fug31u1m
Source: Fortune
share.newsbreak.com/fug31u1m
Elon Musk’s Boring Company fined nearly $500K after it dumped drilling fluids into Las Vegas manholes—then ‘feigned compliance’ and was caught doing it again - NewsBreak
A Nevada regulator accused Boring of dumping drilling fluids into a county sewage system in Las Vegas, the latest in a series of violations against the moo
share.newsbreak.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He has gotten over $38 billion in Federal funding and was fined half a million dollars for almost 800 environmental violations in Nevada.
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They scared.
Organize your community and state.
When we fight, we win.
Organize your community and state.
When we fight, we win.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They scared.
Organize your community and state.
When we fight, we win.
Organize your community and state.
When we fight, we win.
Made a mistake writing on a Manila envelope and need to go by a bottle of Beige-Out™
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Made a mistake writing on a Manila envelope and need to go by a bottle of Beige-Out™
I haven't checked this but Walt Goggins is Gary Busey's son, right?
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I haven't checked this but Walt Goggins is Gary Busey's son, right?
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The days of wine and rose allergies
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The days of wine and rose allergies
After zipping through popes at a rapid clip, it'll be a while before we trust a Pmax is here to stay
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
After zipping through popes at a rapid clip, it'll be a while before we trust a Pmax is here to stay
... Which it was just caught lying about
JBS is the world’s biggest meat company – it has sold diseased meat, been accused of workers’ rights abuses, been implicated in using child labour, and linked to deforestation in the Amazon
Now it’s expected to talk up sustainable farming at Cop30
Cris Faga/NurPhoto, Getty
Now it’s expected to talk up sustainable farming at Cop30
Cris Faga/NurPhoto, Getty
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
... Which it was just caught lying about
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Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.1011now.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
I think I'll begin issuing arrest warrants for people I don't like
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I think I'll begin issuing arrest warrants for people I don't like
The Supreme Court is starving or poorest children
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Supreme Court is starving or poorest children
I blur my cat's face in all our photos so nobody will recognize her
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I blur my cat's face in all our photos so nobody will recognize her