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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman
@tchotch.bsky.social
Chicago

my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos!

if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
Pinned
I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
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In a way I’m glad there aren’t any thoughtful or honest NYT reporters, because I hate having to readjust my opinions.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Pure W - A Hand Sanitizer for Winners™
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Take care, don't forget to riot
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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the "it can't happen in america" to "it's totally happening in america and corporations are fully onboard" pipeline
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Eliminating the deep state sure is killing a lot of people
If you don’t eat food,
You’ll be fine.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When poor people gain even a small amount of wealth, they typically become really generous. It's in light of that that the militant greed of the extremely wealthy should be judged
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sometimes I make a big pot of beans and it's too hot to put in the fridge so I leave it out overnight and then I'm the morning bring it back up to a boil to kill any ambitious germs and then it's too hot to go in the fridge so don't ask me anything
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Propagandists suddenly getting very into nuance
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Good gummy candy is worlds better than bad gummy candy and as a gift it's surprisingly pleasing
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm doubling down on my prediction that the admin orchestrates another 9/11
The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Be the reason for the season sounds fun. Unless we’re talking hunting.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Inspiring
the epstein emails show the impressive class consciousness elites have and their willingness to work together to protect their power
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Who are the 5 and why isn’t the Chicago Pope ‘taint punting those jagoffs?
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
He ain't heavy, he's mycelium
A tiny mushroom clings to the side of a tree in western Oregon. There were dozens of these mushrooms, that looked like little umbrellas.
#MacroMonday #MacroPhotography #mushroom #FungiFriends #nature
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My cat is very beautiful and bitey
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's actually the Epstain Files in this universe
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I tried to make an Alf hog/alfajores joke but it was too hard for me
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
About 20 years ago I bought a pack of clove cigarettes, would you like one? I've got plenty
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Khanna: And then it’s awfully convenient that those eight senators happen to be the ones who aren’t up in 2026—and they’re all consulting Schumer. People are sick of this. That’s why I called on Schumer to step down.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Enjoying a nice cup of decaffeinated coffee with a denicotinated cigarette
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You know, I might be crazy but it's almost as though the two American political parties, although avowed enemies of one another, often seem to be working together to thwart the will of ordinary people
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM